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Just how many layers of irony are you under?
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>>38116244
I lost count a long time ago, pal.
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>>38116244
Two or three.
You really don't want to go any deeper than that
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0, the highest level
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Why Normans think this guy is so funny? He is fucking annoying and the only thing he has going for him is his music.
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>>38116194
gernerica le random humor. Don't know about the music never really watched his vidoes.
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>>38116194
>B-but he screams and curses a lot! lolololol
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>>38116212
>Criticize him
>never watched his videos
M-M-M-MORON
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>tfw you never watch anime and you said desu and the end of a post today and didn't realize it
What the hell is wrong with me
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>>38116151
you dumbass, its automatic filtering,
example
f-a-m is censored into senpai
t-b-h is censored into desu
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>>38116151
maybe the problem is that you *should* watch anime. or else you can get out of not just /r9k/ but the entire japanese cartoon imageboard
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>>38116151
IMAGE
BOARD
CULTURE
>That kid who would piss with his pants and undies down do his ankles so you saw his ass cheeks
>That kid who drew cocks in the bathroom in permanent marker
>That kid that was always way too involved in school events/school spirit bullshit
>That kid that glared angrily at you if you got the right answer before he did
>That kid that followed you around and never took the fucking hint that you wanted him gone, but you didn't have the heart to outwardly tell him to fuck off and got sucked into loserdom with him
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>>38116137
>That kid who cheated on all his tests and assignments and thought he was smarter than everyone because he had "good grades"
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when i was in technical school there was this really fucking crazy fatass kid who constantly spent every class period watching videos about power rangers. i was the only one in my group who had the balls to call him out on the weird, off-the-wall shit he would frequently say in class.
it got really annoying in our second year because there was only 6 of us total and this autistic freakshow had this one annoying motherfucker who would always defend the dumb shit he did. it got to the point where i actually received permission from the dean of students to start carrying OC spray on my person after the crazy guy threw my phone across the room (but the savvy shopper I am, ofc it didn't break because of its bitchin case)
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>>38116190
Jesus Christ how little did you need to set this guy off?
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Is there any way to pass a drug test for weed within 1 week?
I have an incredibly rare ancient (2014) pepe for whoever gives the best answer
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1. Don't Do Weed.
PAY UP FAGGOT!!!!
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>>38116087
use friends pee
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>>38116115
U didnt help
>>38116120
I have to do it in front of a P.O.
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Have job, have qt gf, have friendz
feel completely lost
wat do?
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>>38116020
Kommit Sudoku, Op.
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How do you feel anon, would you like to explain what makes you feel lost?
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hang on to what you have because i'm sure you know it gets worse once you lose it all
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ITT: we post things that make INTPs irrationally angry.
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>>38115979
What's an INTP? You mean like the horoscope?
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>>38115979
i don't see how this would make anyone angry. sounds very sweet op :)
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>>38116006
yes, the nerd horoscope. the horoscope for nerds. the horoscope believed to be associated with people best described as having the traits of nerds
Does it really get better? I'm starting college this fall and I was hoping to get a gf and just lead a normal lifestyle. Then I show up at orientation and realize I still have my same autistic tendencies. How do I change? I don't want life like this anymore
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Put yourself in social situations and apply yourself. Social interactions are a give and take. Apply effort.
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>>38115971
I'm trying my best but there's always a voice in the back of my head saying that I'll just end up being awkward
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No of course not. Maybe a little progress but you can not, CAN NOT change what you are at your core
t. Put myself in social situations for past 3 years
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Does anyone else masturbate under covers because it feels like someone is watching you?
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No because then I get cum on my sheets and have to wash them.
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>>38115940
Yup. Can't stand when my cat watches me
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>>38115940
Jesus is always watching you anon, and some covers aren't gonna stop Him.
Some cutie female mormon missionaries came over to talk to me the other day, normally wouldn't give them the time of day but both were easily 8/10
I'm scheduled to meet with them next week, but I don't want to join their shitty religion. What should I do? Should I pretend to convert to get a qt mormon gf? Is there hope lads?
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>>38115891
mormons are crazy
abort mission
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>>38115891
they take regular dickings from chief mormon, and have zero interest in you
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>>38115891
Their religion is stupid but their cultural rules will allow them to survive after what passes for Christianity nowadays finishes rotting
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>fell for the 'crossdressing is cute' r9k meme
>not gay at all, barely like trap porn
>buy girly clothes, a dildo and some ass lube
>try and dildo my ass while sucking myself off
>hurt my back a lot
>dildo just feels like doing a poo
>decide whatever, I've come this far
>cum in own mouth
>that feeling of shame the second the cum touched my mouth
>instantly not horny anymore
>having to clean up my own shit and cum half crippled
>catch sight of myself in the mirror
>feel like a total degenerate, ashamed of what I've done
I can't believe I fell for this shit, the whole trap and crossdressing thing is best saved for the internet, in reality it's fucking disgusting. I'll just stick to straight porn from now on and never do this again, I already threw out my girly clothes.
Anyone else done this and felt the same way? Maybe I did something wrong?
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>>38115881
iktf. but I always do this at least once a month.
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>>38115881
I think you jumped the gun a bit, OP. You should've run some control tests before running head on.
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>>38115881
>not gay at all
>wears girls clothes
>sticks dildo in ass
>sucks own dick and cums in own mouth
Yeah you're a total faggot buddy. Fucking kys. I'm glad you've taken positive steps to end this degeneracy though. There may be some hope for you yet.
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Hey autists, what is this called? I call it a snort.
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>>38115797
In United Cuckistan we call it a mechanized-diggydo
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>>38115797
that was a good book anon
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>>38115797
half-mantis half-machine
all crop
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Seriously, how fucked up are these kids going to be?
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Someone give me a rundown on elsagate.
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They're going to be less fucked up than me probably
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In the future there will be an entire generation of adults who have these weird videos as part of their childhood. Pretty much all kids under 6 with an internet connection binge youtube for this kinda shit.
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As promised, friendly thread. I'm quite sleepy, how are you?
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>>38115784
i wish that were me
originalio desireo
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>>38115823
I wish I were dead with originality
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>>38115855
i wish that were me too
roginal klasndkjfghka
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What are some signs that you, personally, have become an adult?
>tfw can no longer see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch
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>>38115768
>when you try to buy some Trix
>but the cashier won't allow it
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>>38115768
>little cousin is watching nickelodeon/disney channel
>i have never heard of the shows on the channel
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>All my old xbox live friends have graduated highschool
>None of us really speak any more
I'm never going to get those comfy nights back...