Got a new match. I guess my threads archive before these hoes even respond.
>>39582724
First clear response decides messages.
>>39586851
You are really bad at these threads. It's why they get archives.
>>39586893
I hadn't done one in years. They used to be a good time.
>doesn't even have her eyes open in pictures
>has any of the following flagged words in her bio
>cat, animal, dog, tea, Game of Thrones, Netflix, Myers-Briggs, the = symbol, chill
she's also butt ass ugly and doesn't use the term "anti-social" properly.
Hey You! would you want a schizo bf?
hey im schizo too
what kind of cigarettes do you smoke?
>>39586997
I don't smoke anything as of yet, what's up ?
>>39587027
thats odd. when id go to schizo support groups literally everyone that came would be a smoker. i can count on one hand the schizos ive met that didnt smoke or vape.
but idk dog just chillin probably gonna watch some taiwanese puppet shows later
It's been a while since we've had a real trap thread.
>>39586798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCK772REqw0
best song on the album
>>39586942
I hate 21 Savage but I can't deny it, I like this song.
>>39586942
This is objectively wrong you fucking retard.
Bored NEET and no friends what do
>>39586792
play some minecraft or something
>>39586946
I'm not 12
Originally
>>39587010
then play an originally different game
*passes the ball to you*
C'MON ANON
I hope you're gonna pay for that window
>Tries to kick it back
>Misses
>Flails in the air like Charlie Brown
I actually did this once
>>39586788
>*passes the ball to you*
*flinches aggressively*
Is anyone else addicted to caffiene here?
>>39586749
Very much so. And nicotine
Getting headaches because I haven't had caffeine yet, yes. Yes I am.
Literally cannot start my day without
1) 3 shots of vodka
2) large cup of black coffee
3) a smoke or two
I'm addicted to the normiest drug, it suck. I can't fall asleep without 2-3 shots of vodka either
>tfw gonna drink tonight again
Wine or vodka?
>>39586739
Why not use wine as a mixer for the vodka?
>>39586739
first wine then vodka
>>39586750
That sounds kinda nasty though, you sure it tass good?
Pic unrelated
>be intern at big company
>have to take train from home and then bus every day
>keep seeing same girl take the same bus and train every day on my way back home
>she looks cute and shy
>couple of months later
>see her again
>feel balsy
>sit next to her on train
>say hi
>say how I wanted to talk to her for a while
>we talk about some shit until our stop
>she's engaging and asks questions as well
>she lives in the same tiny city as me
>train arrives and we get out
>give her a piece of paper with my number
>midnight now
>not even a "hi" text
>I keep thinking maybe she thought I was a weirdo or something even though the conversation was fine
>not sure what do if I see her tomorrow
I feel like shut. Questioning if the pursuit of women to find a gf is even worth it. I feel really really bad.
You have to text her, in my experience women are not willing to show the slightest bit of initiative if you're not exceptionally attractive
>>39586734
I gave her my number. It is customary for her to text me so I have hers
>>39586734
I have a baby face and only weigh 140 lbs and girls have hit on me before
who /terrible_eyesight/ here? i don't know if it's just genetics or i'm an unhealthy piece of garbage but my eyesight got 300% worse in just the span of the last two years
i remember being able to read signs and billboards meters away but nowadays i cant even see two feet forward.
today i got new prescription glasses and they were so thick and reflective that they made me look like a dumb fucking nerd.
am i going blind soon
fuck me too
I want to die
>>39586614
Get contacts dumbass
>>39586614
Just get contacts or a custom pair of glasses. Laser eye surgery is also an option but stay away from lasik, that can fuck your eyes up down the road.
>tfw just learned to masturbate properly
I've been literally squeezing my penis to orgasm my entire life. I just now realized I should be stroking it up and down without squeezing. fuck I hope I haven't permanently damaged anything.
>>39586605
>squeezing it
Oh shit, this feels good. OP you're a genius.
You deathgrip too?
>tfw not the only one that does this
I still do it this way though. Going up and down doesn't feel as good
Nobody thinks dogs or cats or platypuses or gorillas go to an afterlife so why the fuck would we go to an afterlife? We're animals too
>>39586544
Humans are not animals.
Because religions don't typically mention any lesser animals in the afterlife?
>>39586808
We eat shit breathe fuck and bond just like other animals, just because we have relatively high intelligence doesn't mean we're not biological animals like any other living thing. There are probably more intelligent and more self aware beings elsewhere in the universe and they would be animals too without an afterlife waiting for them.
Would you date an autistic girl?
Pic related
>ugly
>insecure
>needy
>virgin
>dependant on your companionship
I don't think she's ugly at all.
looks like helen hunt's daughter
>>39586504
That girl isn't ugly. Also yes I would date her as long as she isn't obese. I can't stand fat. That is my one standard.
>born tall, white, and good looking
>can literally choose to be a drunk retard that plays videogames all day and get minimum 7/10 gf
Why do white people even complain about shit
>>39586482
>Hila
>7/10
More like deformed skelly/10
(((theyre))) not white...
and hila is a pigdog
>>39586482
>short
>jewish
>ugly
How much sex does couple have in general?
>>39586422
Depends I guess. If they live together everyday. If one lives alone 4 days a week. If neither lives alone 2 or 3 days a week
Generally, a lot
>>39586446
you're fucking stupid. me and my partner live together and we sure as fuck don't have daily sex.
>>39586446
me and my gf have sex like every 3 months. someone shoot me
>you will never explore space aboard a fully equipped vessel and land on a strange planet where you find ancient pyramid ruins
I suppose you could apply for those Arctic station jobs for surrogate feels but all they do is monitor the weather and take pictures of penguins
>>39586370
>take pictures of penguins
Doesn't sound too bad
>>39586391
Yeah, and steam even has quite a few users supposedly living in the artic, so you can still play vidya when you're over there
>>39586370
>born too late to sail the sea's
>born too late to find new worlds and creatures
>born too late to see moon landing
>born too early to explore the cosmos
Born too early to visit other dimentions(iif they exist)
Born in the age of memes and 4chan
Why