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feels thread, old-fashioned edition 2017-07-07 10:48:13 Post No.38218891
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feels thread, old-fashioned edition
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2017-07-07 10:48:13
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>ywn be intimate with a girl
>ywn cuddle under a blanket and watch a nice movie
>ywn hold her in your arms and comfort her when things aren't going right
>ywn pick her up and kiss her princess-style
>ywn hold her from behind and smell her hair below your chin
>ywn have her snuggle up close to you to stay warm in the cold
>ywn feel her fall asleep with her head in your lap
>ywn get to hold her hand all the time because she doesn't want to be without you
>ywn rest your head on her stomach and bob gently with her breathing
>ywn chuckle as she tries to be the big spoon despite being smaller than you
>ywn sit by the fire together with her head leaning on your shoulder
>ywn caress her soft skin and thin frame
>ywn run your fingers through her hair and smile as you watch her heart flutter
>ywn even be touched by another human being on purpose
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>>38218891
i remember why i stopped coming to this board now.
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>>38218891
Thread theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO-eAldJmA8
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Robotism is an American thing. Yurocucks are normalfags who can never be robots.
>lose virginity at 16 (at most)
>casual sex everywhere
>women don't mind having sex with uggos and manlets
>nobody ever faps there because they fuck instead
>standard of living is good enough that women don't mind fucking a poorfag
Why do yuronormies even come here?
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>>38218788
Those reasons even make it worst for us, only true robots can manage to stay virgins despite living in the most sexually liberated place in the whole history of mankind.
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>>38218788
Good for you. Women in USA are bimbos anyways.
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>>38218866
All you literally have to do is go outside to lose your virginity.
We have to:
>be muscular
>have money and show it
>be over 6ft tall
>have a dick bigger than 7 inches
>be very extroverted and social
Even some chads have trouble getting women here whereas even short, ugly, poor, bald, or fat yuronormies can get laid easily.
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Hi anons
it's friday again
should be a day of subtle celebration
unfortunately neighbours keep blasting
regae music, numberous complaints but
popo won't do shit
guess I just have to learn to love it.
But ontop of all that
I keep getting skipped by qt3.14's on omegle
what am I doing wrong?
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>tfw too intelligent to have a girlfriend
>tfw too intleligent to have friends
>tfw too intelligent to go to college
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>>38218633
"But not too intelligent to get a job, son."
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>>38218633
>tfw to intelligent to fall for you're bait
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>>38218633
>i did well on some iq tests and didn't struggle academically
>i don't know how to talk to people about normal social stuff because i consider that "beneath me".
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when did you realize you are a lesser person, and no matter what you do in life, you will always be the lesser.
and the only way you can succeed and rise up above the normies is the obvious dark path of our nigga elliot?
When did you realize that there is no leaving this place, you will never be a normie, the fabric of your being is forever this damaged lesser being and you are worth nothing dead or alive?
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Well, I don't feel lesser all of the time, i'm trying to be a bit more positive but it's very difficult.
When I realise that people around me seems to get along with eachother, have relationships, marriage, and kids, I cannot help but feel bothered.
These basic things, which even I am a product of, I cannot do it.
In all my years I never even had a good friend, let alone a girlfriend.
Now why am I like this? No doubt I have only myself to blame but why am I so broken when it comes to social interaction? Why couldn't I just get along like everyone else?
And what makes it worse, besides feeling lonely, people treat you like a weirdo when they find out.
Though I wouldn't deny that I am one, it certainly doesn't make things easier.
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>haven't shit in a while
>take a shit, having a hard time
>concentrate really hard and push it out
>feel stomach deflate a bit
>theres still more shit
>asshole probably loosened up from first shit next shit came out in one solid push
>feel stomach deflate again
>feels fuckin GOOD
Toilet clogged though
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Someone tell me the rpg that gif is from. I forgot what it is and it's fucking weird as hell. It's on steam.
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>>38219106
Hylics!
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>complains about jews
>gives people tips for doing their job
kek
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'sup, whiteboi. Come spot me after I take these selfies.
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>>38218283
Naw I'm good... learned this lesson once before.
should have listened to Niggers...
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>>38218283
fuck off ya monkey
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>>38218283
Enemy spotted, 300 miles away towards North. What now?
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anyone here done any clinical trials?
It seems like they pay pretty well - I'm looking at one that pays $20 / hr plus a $50 signing bonus
Obviously it's not stable income - although there are a lot online you can't work 8 hours a day 5 days a week in clinical trials - but you could make a solid $200 a week doing this shit
If you are a university student like me who has a lot of free time but is too retarded to get an actual job, these are good alternatives
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>anyone here done any clinical trials?
>It seems like they pay pretty well - I'm looking at one that pays $20 / hr plus a $50 signing bonus
>Obviously it's not stable income - although there are a lot online you can't work 8 hours a day 5 days a week in clinical trials - but you could make a solid $200 a week doing this shit
>If you are a university student like me who has a lot of free time but is too retarded to get an actual job, these are good alternatives
This
I LOVE THIS
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>tfw can't be seen wearing any kind of pants except jeans because of my tiny bulge
Who here /extremelysmallflaciddick/?
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I feel like my tiny flaccid dick has a lot to do with my mind. When I'm home, in a good mood, not cold, not sick or in any kind of pain, it's a solid 3 inches flaccid and looks kinda nice desu. The second I step outside into the real world, it shrinks to like an inch, my balls shrivel up into nothing and I have absolutely no visible bulge.
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>>38218263
For me, its 3 inches when I've been lying down for a while. As soon as I do any sort of physical activity (e.g. standing up and/or walking) it shrivels up to an inch and my balls become tight.
The weird thing is that it stays normal size (3 inches) when I start feeling the need to pee and I hold it in. In that case, it doesn't matter if I'm moving or not.
>ywn be in a parade with your fellow soldiers of the 3rd Reich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nh36Do2fSM
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>>38218200
Kek
Even if you were born in the third reich youd be a subhuman
Nazi larpers BTFO
Shit is more cringey than the pinko faggets LARPING as freedom fighters
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>>38218316
>Even if you were born in the third reich youd be a subhuman
They'll probably kill my autistic ass but I can always dream
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>>38218316
Ironically, most people here are underweight. I understand that the instigators here still want to push this "fat neckbeard in the basement" myth, but it doesn't really resonate with anyone anymore.
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Does captcha offend you? 2017-07-07 10:06:41 Post No.38218068
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It says you're not a robot if you pass.
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>>38218068
kek that means there are no robots on this board or all robots are liars hmmm
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>>38218068
Does that mean this board is full of succesful people roleplaying as losers on the internet??
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>>38218068
It is because the real robots are onIy Iurkers
I have nothing meaningful to talk about or discuss. I know nothing about current events, nothing about any anime, shows, movies, music, anything... I just passively consume things.
Please give me some jokes or idk, topics to talk about. I might go to a robot's house tonight but I'm thinking about pussying out because I'm too stupid and miserable to converse about anything.
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>please give me some jokes
you
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>>38218042
let's talk about cars anon
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>>38218042
A word play thread sounds nice. Let's see...
Eyes, they really are the window into the soul aren't they. No wonder women try to steal them,Especially in marriage.
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opkoPFoPpVk
there are people with yellow fever who unironically think this is attractive behavior
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>doesn't even end with him being cuffed and tenderly raped by her, just inane screeching
This is why 3D is shit tier.
Why do normalfags have such a problem with cheating in relationships?
Just the concept of more than one human female liking me is so unreal.
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Usually it's the dude who gets cucked, and his girl fucks another dude.
I have a Chad cousin who cheated on a gf of his with some other chick, then he turned around and dumped his gf because he felt too guilty. Now he fucks dumb 22 year old bimbos he meets at his gym, but he complains about never finding true love. Idk, everyone's got a story to tell.
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>>38217830
It's religious ethics. You used to be a shit person if you had premarital sex, then the hippies happened, but the ethics were not entirely erased. Ethics evolve like language does into slang, then into another language entirely.
Marriage was invented to make sure there were no bastards running around, and to prevent the spread of disease, primarily. Also, to make sure every man had somebody, because females are too picky and would only the top men. They wear a ring to let people know they're off limits and such. Then there's men giving away their daughters, it was to make sure that she wasn't getting with a man that was going to pump and dump her with a bastard, and if the father finds her no longer cute then she probably won't die during childbirth.
It's all very dated, chronologically.