Sup /r9k/.
My IQ is 169. For those of you unfamiliar with IQ, this means I have "genius-level" intelligence.
I also have synaesthesia, and absolute pitch. Things as diverse as math, music, and art come naturally to me and I get straight A's without studying much at all. I also am able to understand music at a deeper level than most people.
While most people my age spend their free time listening to mainstream music, I spend my free time listening to works such as Jerry Garcia Band's Cats Under the Stars, Frank Turner's Sleep Is for the Week and Love Ire & Song.
All this and I'm an 18 year old still in high school.
Ask me anything.
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>>34980778
How many cock.you suck a day faggot.
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So annoying to hear faggots talking about their synesthesia. They are on the same tier as people that insist their eyes change color depending on their mood. Cringey
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>>34980888
checked
also shit bait OP
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What did J.K Rowling mean by this?
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>it's a "media outlets are unironically discussing /pol/'s Nazi frogs" episode
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>>34980723
She meant that she's a disgusting liberal shill who spends all of her time worrying about the politics of another country instead of worrying about herself, and takes garbage written in garbage foreign newspapers as fact and things to be concerned about.
Also, she discusses her book as though it's something that actually happened and that lessons can be learned from, despite the fact that it came from her mind. It's almost pathetic, to be honest.
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>>34980771
The best episodes ever IMO.
The lugenpress are scared.
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i'm really bored anons. ask me anything you want i guess, and i will answer you.
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what's your background on your computer?
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>>34980721
what do you do, anon? what's your existence like?
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>>34980738
it's a picture i took with my phone, here it is i uploaded it.
>>34980745
i'm a uni student, i study CS. my existence right now is lingering between wanting to die and forcing every single fiber in my body to live, it's not a really good experience.
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Can someone remind me why fighting against SJWs is important?
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>>34980676
It's not
They barely exist, there are more important things to waste your pathetic worthless time on.
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Because SJWs are basically the "fun police"
They bully people who are having fun
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>>34980676
They are useful idiots, tools of inhuman corporations, aimed against themselves and ordinary people.
Like aids of civilizations.
>just spent my last $800 on camping gear from amazon
>getting evicted by the end of the month
>car getting repoed
>going to become full /innawoods/ by next week
>never gone camping a day in my life
how fucked am I?
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You'll love it!
You spent too much though.
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>>34980640
I'm on the shitter now, but if the thread doesn't get 404'd in the next 5 minutes, then I'll hook you up with ebooks about living in the woods, treating small injuries, etc.
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>>34980662
how so? I have literally no camping supplies m8
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Why are there so many trap threads on r9k lately? Is this the latest ironic meme? Is someone trying to push a pro-trap agenda on us? Or is it just a symptom of your mental illness?
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constant raiding from /lgbt/ and reddit, i'm legitimately surprised they aren't bored yet
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its mentally ill failedf normies who crave for attention
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>>34980598
>them shoulders
is that a trap?
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Momcest discussion thread 2017-02-19 12:14:52 Post No.34980563
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Momcest discussion thread
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what is your status with your mommy?
what naughty and dirty stuff you wanna do with your mommy?
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me 21, mom 41.
pretty close with her. lots of cuddling and spooning.
want to put my dick deep in her.
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I'm 18, mom is 43.
A couple of years ago she was thick as fuck. The perfect amount of chubby where I'd get hard just by being around her. She lost weight now and I still wanna bang her a lot. But at least it's not that bad.
>mom jokingly asks if you want to sleep with her
>helping her move something and her ass is in your face
Would do anything for her to sit on my face or make out with her.
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>>34980563
>she had a lot of troubles in her last marriage
>lived with her when she got divorced because she doesnt want to live alone
>started dating
>finds a guy and starts buying perverted lingerie
On one side it was hot on the other side I felt cuckeddespite being her son.
Masturbated once or twice next to her when we were in the same bed and pressed myself towards her touching her thighs, used to still kiss her on the mouth when I was 17. Sadly puberty makes your mother eventually unattractive to you and we got into a lot of fights because I'm autistic. I sometimes masturbate to the thought of me mating press her but that's mainly because of the chubby mom fetish itself, I'm not attracted to her personally anymore.
My brother started to dress up like a girl 2 weeks ago and he wants people to start calling him "emily".
I mean like WTF
pic related
What should i do /r9k/?
I don't want my brother to be a trans faggot.
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Too bad, be supportive or just leave it alone and do your own thing. His life is about what he wants, not yours
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>>34980526
>2 weeks
>hair like that
Yeah right. Fuck your tranny bait thread.
Sage.
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fuck him, film the fucking, post the fucking here.
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I have a theory that antidepressants (probably Zoloft) drove cosmo insane. Just look how dialated his eyes are in a bright lit environment. My doctors put me on that shit and after taking about three of the pills I got put in the hospital and ultimately the mental hospital for a couple days. Even now after never taking that shit again I'm still not 100% the person I used to be. Either that or he got put on resperdol for his autism, which nonjokingly, he probably has. Got sudogynocomastia and then said fuck it and bought hormones to fully develop his new womanly body
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>be 3/10
>get btfo so hard that you think about turning into a woman
>pay thousands of dollars to mutilate yourself
>still be a dude and a 1/10 "girl"
>spend the rest of your life wondering where everything went wrong
I cannot imagine how it is to be this guy, it makes me so glad that to be who i am
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>>34980430
Did he have the surgery?!
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A bearded wizard gives you the chance to pick any version of a living actress to cum on her face after a blowjob. You have freedom of choice but the wizard reminds you the conditions:
>must be FEMALE
>must be an actress (she must have an entry on the IMDb)
>must be currently living.
Me? 2008/9-era Ashley Greene. And you?
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ITT: Conversations that occur at the nerd table in high school lunchrooms
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>>34980380
>And you?
Caitlin Carmichael
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Prime Jennifer Connelly
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I'm so fucking afraid of dying.
I can't shake it from my mind.
We're all going to fucking die and there's nothing we can do about it... What's the point of having kids? What kind of selfish sociopath would bring a child into a world where they're just going to die?
I can't stop thinking about what happens after death. I'm so fucking afraid /r9k/.
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>>34980225
>baby's first existential crisis xDD
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>>34980225
> What kind of selfish sociopath would bring a child into a world where they're just going to die?
Wew, I'm not the only one that thinks this.
You die, and that's it. You're gone forever.
God doesn't exist, there is no nirvana or "heaven" where everything is happy and perfect. Religiousfags tell themselves these things though to ward off their from their own inevitable demise.
Try to think about it as if before you were born.
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Just have to accept it, nothing you can do about it
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Looking for cock in Ulaan baator
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Lonely socially awkward white fembot in Mongolia here
Can't take it anymore, I need penis.
Anyone with a big cock available?
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>>34979842
those twins are hot
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>>34979842
I'm a mongolian chad with monsdter cock that lives in ulaan baator, we should hang out.
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>>34979842
>asian cock
>big
you are in for a surprise.
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Harold Shipman did nothing wrong edition
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first for this exercise bollocks might just kill me
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>>34979652
YES YES
8===> ~~~()
AAAAH!
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>>34979652
He was a serial killer
So yes, he did plenty of things wrong
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>get tired of /r9k/
>leave /r9k/ for 2 weeks
>come back
>3 simultaneous fembot feel threads, 9 gay porn threads, 6 cuckold threads, 5 vocaroo/omegle/discord threads, 5 youtube celeb threads
>close /r9k/
why can't I stop deluding myself into thinking /r9k/ will ever change?
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>>34979554
At least you made me laugh anon.
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>>34979570
what's so fun bout that?
oh, I also forgot about a couple of tinder threads, virgin shaming threads and avatarfagging threads
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>>34979554
Report all tranny/cuck/"""""fembot""""" threads
They need to be banned permanently
I'm the type of guy who will lend you 100 euros if you ask me
But if I tell you to give me 50 cents for a coffee you tell me "fuck off"
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>>34979363
Will you buy me some steam games please?
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>>34979363
Is this supposed to be thread or a text to a shitty friend of yours?
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>>34979363
You probably lend that money with interest you fucking heeb.