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>>38107286
>Starting from today, I'm going to invest at least 40 hours a week on 4chan.

Yes

>>38107286
I'm glad for you anon. I'm sure that only within a few months you'll be able to see improvements both spiritually and in your daily life.

Every now and then I just read stupid shit that makes me laugh out loud in real life , like srsly what a stupid post lmao it's just ducking retarded and the replies, fuckkkkkk I can't leave

why bother, you're not getting laid anyway

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>what the fuck reeeeeeee

I wonder? I really do.

Some people just smell worse than others. I can go more than a week without bathing or brushing my teeth, no deodorant or mouthwash, and still appear clean and presentable. Never am I told that I smell bad or have bad breath, I've had people comment positively about my hygiene. As long as I don't do lots of hard labor I smell fine for a long time.

>>38107202
California is paradise.

Native Californiafag here, love living here

California is paradise though (not including 99% of Socal). The hate they get is based off envy. I'd kill someone to live in the bay area.

>>38107153
>howw do l into boipucci
into me

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>>38107170
Post ass anon, I'm just a fat, hairy /bear/ mode NEET looking for a twink to breed

>>38107262
>twink
>breed

Pick only one

>>38107148
/pol/ doesn't give a shit about you.
it's a board for happening threads and getting the news

This isn't /pol/
>Confusedblackguy.jpg

Head on back!
>>>/pol/

>>38107148
Bumpformulatto

>>38107101
This actually only happens because women all want to date the same guy.

Why do men get hurt when girls cheat or divorce when they're the ones who will have bitches on the side, look for hookups while in a relationship, talk to other girls while in a loving relationship, and have no morals and no concept of commitment/loyalty?

>>38107125
A lot of men go after the same girl, but she's capable of monogamy.

Why?

I forgot shitty men are terrible people.

I have THE robot car.
>white extended cab 3.0 Ford Ranger
Quite possibly the worst car I've ever encountered but I love it and appreciate all that it continues to do for me. I love you ranger.

>>38106990
I was actually considering a Ranger, but then I came across my truck.

>>38106946

First car was a 1986 Jaguar XJ-S, current car is a 1994 Jaguar XJ12.

How's that Dodge been running for you?

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>>38106883
ftw8788934745489
ayyy lmao

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>>38106905
it ask myself
nani wo motomeru no?
answer is not found
waranakute

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>>38106925
hito suji mo hikai mo naku naru

>>38106817
You dont
Original alfredo

>Black
>educated
>nice
>buff
Pick one

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>>38106817
why are u assuming he ain't nice tho

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>h-heil, you t-too

>>38106810
I've got bad news friends, I don't think we're going to win this one.

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>>38106810
>s-sorry i was up late practicing

no bumperino in my threaderino

>>38106801
>how long would it take to die?

The rest of your life; same as any other method.

>>38106801
Ur cerebral cortex is a dumb target sure
lmao rekt

>>38106705
Black pill is red pill + depression.

>>38106721
Anon i need real black pill explanation.

What is black pill really?

>>38106931
It's a fuzzy term but most "black pill" stuff I see is along the lines of "everything is hopeless, kill yourself". For more information please see: LURK MOAR. Or Google it maybe there's something there.

>>38106604
This is like me but with Hitler rather than an older sister.

>>38106604
just have female friends then, it will also increase ur chances of getting laid

>>38106604
Fucking this.
>grew up with 6 sisters
>youngest child
>sisters cussed and fought whenever 2+ existed within a room
>grew up to cuss with the frequency of a sailor but the vocabulary of a whore
>instead of calling people bastards it was "you betch!" Or "you whore!"
>everyone just assume you're gay but don't dress like it
>only very very recently managed to switch the entirety of my cussing to "cunt" and "fucker"

Two bombs was not enough desu senpai
Originalio

I wanted to waste a bunch of money and eat some really gross food while being surrounded by weird looking rude people. ^^

>>38106557

I'll take the qt on the right. Best girl.

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Other side and the act of me being comfy

No one wants to share their rooms?

Rip in salzasonez