>White Brit and live next to a Kuwaiti immigrant family
>I do gardening work and other errands for them (they're pretty friendly and Arabs are generous with money)
>yesterday I was cutting their grass and their 19 year old daughter invited me inside (the parents were out for the day)
>We talked and watched some TV together, got comfy, hugging each other and then started kissing
>she ended up sucking my dick and I came on her face, a little went on her hijab
I'm shitting myself, what will her parents do if they find out?
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you gotta marry her or they'll mercy kill her and slaughter you.
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>>34747462
Say goodbye to your head
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>>34747474
I can't marry her silly I'm not a Muslim
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Who is she? does she browse r9k
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>>34747452
>she
what a fucking alien
sayjd and rp'd
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hjoly fuck why is her hand so small
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>>34747452
There are no "females" on r9k. Ever.
>talking to girl
>surprisingly she actually seems to want to talk to me unlike most girls
>trying really hard to keep a conversation going
>she mentions she's a single mother after all that effort
>mfw
why do women troll guys this way online?
do they think it's funny to just get your hopes up even if it's a little bit to crush it ?
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>>34747352
>talking to women at all
God damn this board is normie-ville anymore.
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Just add that to your list of questions you want to ask early on if it's that important to you.
You can disguise it as "Do you live alone?" or something along those lines as well.
If she honestly deceived you for hours, fuck her.
If you never bothered to ask anything in that direction, you are the idiot.
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Find out why she's single. It actually may be a legitimate reason. If it's something like "We just didn't get along anymore" that's a red flag.
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This nigger is going to drag us into a war with iran
how does that make you feel?
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>>34747316
Pretty good. Can't wait to btfo some dirty fucking mudslimes.
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I doubt it, desu. Iran is allied with Russia, our newest ally.
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>>34747316
Good. We can't let those nutjobs have the bomb. We've tried playing nice with them. Now we're going to make an example of them and it isn't going to be a half-assed job like Iraq.
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>tired of anime
>tired of vidya
>tired of internet
>tired of 4chan
>tired of socializing
>tired of normies
What's left for people like us?
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>>34747260
the rope
origidallimus
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>>34747260
you haven't reached
>tired of life
yet?
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>>34747260
Finding a hobby you're good at and making your life revolve around it
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>tfw just quit McDonald's and no more a sorrowful wagecuck
Feels good man. Just 24 more hours of toil this week and I'm finally free.
My hands still hurt and could barely type these words
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>>34747208
So your plan is neet bucks for the rest of your life?
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>>34747222
I still have parents.
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Got a 3.5 hour shift on Sunday and a 5 hour shift on Monday both days are meant to be heat waves and if I'm out on grill I'll fucking an hero. Until I can get a better job I'm stuck
BEE FREE ANON
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>desperate for a shit in public
>men's cubicles are full
>go in women's toilet because more cubicles
>have the most satisfying shit
>I leave the toilet and police are outside
>ask why I used the female toilet because I'm a man
>tell them that's gender discrimination and I identify mentally as a female
>after some radio talk they walk away and say have a good day ma'am
>the look on the roastie that reported me was priceless
>they walk away and let me get on
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and who says liberal america was a mistake with prime examples like this
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>>34747201
Liberals BTFO
How can leftcucks even COMPETE with this kind of power
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>bar with my lady friends
>line for the women's restroom is ridiculous
>type of bar where everyone is drinking $4 pitchers of beer, lots of urination going on
>MRA comes up to me aggressively
>"what's wrong with the women's restroom? Is it broken? Why do you get to use our restroom?"
>have used the men's room at this bar before, but hadn't tonight
>My friends overhear and get up to move tables away from his friends
>mfw he effectively cockblocks 3 of his friends because he can't stand someone occupying his MEN ONLY space for 20 seconds
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Rolling for this won
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>>34747115
Rolling for steamed hams
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>>34747115
Rolling for this post was written for a few hours of sleep
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>>34747115
True goddess
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was looking through a folder and found this sensible chuckle
post yours lads
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>>34747094
Originoli originoli dont mute me for this postioli
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Bum bum chickery bum bum I'm just having some fun fun
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>>34747116
I was a part of this thread kek
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What kind of man would you want your daughter to date?
Someone like you?
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>>34747080
Sure, but less of a fuck up
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>>34747080
Well I wouldn't drag her into drug abuse or sexially deviant behaviour, so yes, that's as good as a father can hope for.
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>>34747080
>Someone like you?
Not someone like me, I want her to date ME.
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>still awake and have to get up for work in 1 hour
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>>34746998
MADMAN
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being tired feels dope t b h
makes me feel way more natural and charasmatic
i always limit my sleep before job interviews and important days
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god speed my mann
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Virgin fembot here. Can guys cum more then once?
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yeah of course but only after like 10 minutes
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>>34746993
Not usually no
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>>34746993
Yes, some men can on occasion have multiple orgasms. It's rare but it happens.
Also being a tranny doesn't make you a fembot.
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Hey Anon-kun!
Yes over here!
I heard you're into vocaloid, why don't you indulge in your pleasure with other likeminded anons.
Come join our Rabbit room and enjoy the 2d girls together.
https://www.rabb.it/ComfyComfyRabbit
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vocaloid is dumb and is not very comfy
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>>34747141
Don't listen to this anon, he is a faggot
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>>34747178
incorrect comment!!
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Is anybody else really good at changing the way they act to fit in and get along with everyone for personal gain? I can literally go into detail on how changing my personality to be what it needs to be in multiple situations has done me good. Just wondering if i should feel as if im a bad person or if other people do it aswell? pic related.
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i cant be fake. its why i fail at job interviews because i feel horrible when i lie and i cant be anything but what i am
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>>34746957
Why not though i just got a manager position at 20 by lying and saying i had previous positions and selling it i just acted as a figure of authority from the beginning and my team never questioned me haha I had to be taught to use the tills but i fluke the rest and im on 70k salary not huge but it was good for the last year
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>>34746990
How do I act like a socially confident, suave guy? Help
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>working retail job at large mall
>new coworker gets hired
>she is an unbelievably beautiful girl, looks like pic
>we're both 17 years old
>we work together but we're both quite shy and don't talk too much
>a few weeks go by with us casually talking and getting to know each other
>we get a large order in at closing time last night
>boss says he'll pay overtime for us two to stay past closing and unbox / prep it all for tomorrow
>we both agree and get supper together after work at the food court and then get to work
>3 hours pass and the mall is dead empty
>a janitor goes by but otherwise there isn't a soul in sight
>we finish our work and just start to walk around and talk, neither of us really wanting to go home
>the discussion gets more and more intimate as we open up to each other
>she takes my hand and holds it, I look at her and smile
>we sit by the fountain in the food court, completely alone together
>I look at her and she stares back up at me, her eyes glistening
>I go in and kiss her
>she kisses back
>I wake up right now at 5am
>I'm a 24 year old neet who has never even had a conversation with a woman other than my mother
Seriously considering suicide right now at this moment.
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well, op i feel bad for you, but im mostly just here to say that is one of the most beautiful grills ive ever seen. god damn.
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>>34746906
Dreams are fucking vicious. They hit you right in the feels when you're utterly defenseless.
>>34747012The girl to the right of her is more attractive.
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>>34747041
not to me BUDDY