R9k, How do I achieve this look? I mean exactly like it
not a shitpost btw, this is 100% serious
>step 1, take drugs to numb pain (uppers downers anything you can get your hands on, i recommend meth)
>get x-acto knife and cut big lines on each side of your mouth that separate your top and bottom row of teeth
>throw acid on face
How the hell do people meet new people, let alone meet cute girls?
Do you just walk up to people in public or something? Cause I've never fucking understood this.
I'm a NEET and the few friends that I do have never want to do anything, so is there anything that I *can* do to make new friends?
Who else here /epileptic/?
What meds are you on and when was your last seizure?
post your desktops my dudes
is this the new desktops thread
Didn't wanna get up from my bed. Pretty boring desu.
>tfw you knock up a white bitch and she gives birth to the 44th president of the united states
>go to church
>ask god to come into my life
>become a new born Christian
>go to store later on
>catch a boner because girl is bending down with yoga pants
It's literally impossible to be a Christian, you have to ask for forgiveness literally every time you catch a boner because that's lust and lust is sinning. I can't even fap anymore either. Fuck I just want to have a good relationship with god so I can go to heaven, why does this shit have to be so overly complicated?
Nothing worth doing is easy. Read the bible the whole way through and start some constructive hobbies that will improve you as a person as well as making your transition easier (some kind of fitness is probably the best and cheapest to start).
>you have to ask for forgiveness literally every time you catch a boner
>I'm a weak sex-obsessed nu-male who can't stop touching himself when seeing trannies so God doesn't real xD
OP, come on the /christian/ board on 8ch dot net.
i feel bad for this guy, his dad is a 6'2 alpha and he is a 5'7 black femenine manlet, it's because his dad married a very short girl
>be 2 days ago
>hanging out with normie older brother
>he's talking to stepsisters about getting with women with childen and how he doesnt want to be a stepdad
>he was literally just with a girl who had a kid and he called himself stepdad
>i brought it up hoping i would get a few laughs
>no one laughs and i go silent
>he says i have a small dick and i need to get laid
>i lose all of my fucking spaghetti
>everyone in the room laughs
>i give a small chuckle and i go completely silent
>he continues makeing fun of me for the rest of the day
existence hurts so much
You have to fight back. You tried to make him look dumb, so he got back at you. Now you must not let him win. lol did he really just calmy say that you have a tiny dick and need to get laid. lol
>"I really enjoyed our date Anon. No, I mean it! You were great. I couldn't have asked for a nicer time. Wait, are you leaving? Aren't you going to walk me up the driveway to my front door? I'd like to end the night properly, as long as you don't mind!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8KMut3SUE ]
Damn I got feels listening to that song, brought me back to my teenage years...but I wasted them inside
Post your irl waifus here
Is it socially acceptable to ask out my 18yo waifu when I'm 24?
>it's another "girl blocks you for no reason" episode
fuck this so much, i talk to a girl for 15 minutes and exchange social media accounts, then she blocks me hours later.
GOD! FUCKING! DAMNIT!!!!!!
WHY THE FUCK ARE WE NOT AT WAR WITH THEM!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
THE FUCKING WAR WAS SUPPOSE TO HAVE HAPPEN AT APRIL THE FUCKING FIFTEENTH BUT IT NEVER HAPPENED!
WHAT THE HELL!?
I WAS HOPING, NO I WAS FUCKING PRAYING FOR A WAR TO START WITH NORTH KOREA SO THAT THEY WOULD FINALLY BE KILLED OFF BUT IT NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED AND ALL WE GOT IS THE RESENT NEWS THAT NORTH KOREA AND AMERICA WENT BACK TO NORMAL SCHEDUALE AND NAME CALLINGS AGAIN.
GODDAMNIT FUCKING DAMNIT FUCK CUNT SLUT WHORE PROSTITUTE NIGGER BITCH KIKE GOOK SLUT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!
I DEMANDED A FUCKING WAR AND I WANTED A FUCKING WAR WHY THE FUCK IS TRUMP NOT ENGAGING WAR WHY THE FUCK ARE WE NOT AT WAR WHY WHY WHY WHY WHHHHHYYYYY!!!!!!!
I WANT A PETITION GOING TO ENCOURAGE THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT TO INGAGE WAR WITH NORTH KOREA BECAUSE NORTH KOREA NEEDS TO BE KILLED I WANT WAR!
what we should do is create a state of permanent power vacuum there
kill the government with bomb
kill the next government with bomb
and so on
you know like we do everywhere else
it's a superior strategy for accomplishing nothing
What would happen if you did this?
out of the ones i actually visit or visited for a significant amount of time
/ck/ (but only in comparison to how it used to be)
obviously this leaves out containment boards like /mlp/, /lgbt/ etc.
/fit/ is an honourable mention for the worst boards too.
>Chad housemate spend the whole week in his room
>ask him what's wrong
>says his 10/10 Stacy gf is in the hospital and he misses her
>oh don't worry buddy why don't you come out with us tonight
>take him to the bar my faculty usually patronises
>me and my friends get him drunk
>hey Chad, this is Stacy1 and this is Stacy2; they study Chemistry with us
>Stacy2 takes him home with her
>a month passes
>wake up to the sound of Chad's gf trashing his room
Technically I didn't do anything wrong, did I?
Good. Thanks guys. I just wanted to cheer him up.
I didn't even know people do that, meet once at a bar and immediately sleep with each other. I mean I go to the bar and talk to girls and have fun making jokes but I never had sex with them. I didn't think he was going to do that.