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Who else here /epileptic/?

What meds are you on and when was your last seizure?
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I guess I'll start
Lamotrigine and 3 years ago
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>>36320433
*Bleep bloop seizure gif haha*
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>>36320453
Get out you fucking normie
Daily reminder that unless you have a cognitive disorder you CANT be a robot

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post your desktops my dudes
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>>36320334
not mine, but the one I'm currently on
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is this the new desktops thread
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Didn't wanna get up from my bed. Pretty boring desu.

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>tfw you knock up a white bitch and she gives birth to the 44th president of the united states
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He should have been president of a third world country. Not here.
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No shit shills push it thru the media
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>>36320301
Holy fuck her chin. It's always the nastiest white women falling for niggers. That or girls who are trying to spite daddy for not loving them enough

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>go to church
>ask god to come into my life
>become a new born Christian
>go to store later on
>catch a boner because girl is bending down with yoga pants
>fuck

It's literally impossible to be a Christian, you have to ask for forgiveness literally every time you catch a boner because that's lust and lust is sinning. I can't even fap anymore either. Fuck I just want to have a good relationship with god so I can go to heaven, why does this shit have to be so overly complicated?
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>>36320251
lmao isnt that enough of a reason that religion is bullcrap?
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Nothing worth doing is easy. Read the bible the whole way through and start some constructive hobbies that will improve you as a person as well as making your transition easier (some kind of fitness is probably the best and cheapest to start).
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>>36320251
>you have to ask for forgiveness literally every time you catch a boner
No.

>>36320325
>I'm a weak sex-obsessed nu-male who can't stop touching himself when seeing trannies so God doesn't real xD

OP, come on the /christian/ board on 8ch dot net.

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i feel bad for this guy, his dad is a 6'2 alpha and he is a 5'7 black femenine manlet, it's because his dad married a very short girl
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>>36320226
How can manlets be real if our alphas aren't real?
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>>36320226
he doesn't look feminine, it's only his girly clothes
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>>36320226
Yet he could probably bed any girl just by pointing at her because his dad is rich and famous.

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>be me
>be 2 days ago
>hanging out with normie older brother
>he's talking to stepsisters about getting with women with childen and how he doesnt want to be a stepdad
>he was literally just with a girl who had a kid and he called himself stepdad
>i brought it up hoping i would get a few laughs
>no one laughs and i go silent
>he says i have a small dick and i need to get laid
>i lose all of my fucking spaghetti
>everyone in the room laughs
>i give a small chuckle and i go completely silent
>he continues makeing fun of me for the rest of the day

existence hurts so much
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This isn't cringe. I won't embarrassed myself n front of EVERYONE while on a stage. Go fuck yourself you don't know what shame and cringe is you piece of shit.
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I *once* and *in* God damn I can't even spell, see how cringe I am? Top kek.
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You have to fight back. You tried to make him look dumb, so he got back at you. Now you must not let him win. lol did he really just calmy say that you have a tiny dick and need to get laid. lol

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>"I really enjoyed our date Anon. No, I mean it! You were great. I couldn't have asked for a nicer time. Wait, are you leaving? Aren't you going to walk me up the driveway to my front door? I'd like to end the night properly, as long as you don't mind!"

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8KMut3SUE ]
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>>36320024
>You were great. I couldn't have asked for a nicer time.
This is the part where I realise I'm dreaming.
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>>36320024
Damn I got feels listening to that song, brought me back to my teenage years...but I wasted them inside
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Feeling this was always one of the weakest Blink songs.

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Post your irl waifus here
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>we still have the robot
This board a shit
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>>36319969
i love my realfu
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Is it socially acceptable to ask out my 18yo waifu when I'm 24?

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>it's another "girl blocks you for no reason" episode
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>>36319961
fuck this so much, i talk to a girl for 15 minutes and exchange social media accounts, then she blocks me hours later.
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There usually is a reason.
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>>36319961
>no reason
i stopped telling that myself long time ago
the reason is not a direct action but rather my state

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GOD! FUCKING! DAMNIT!!!!!!

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE NOT AT WAR WITH THEM!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

THE FUCKING WAR WAS SUPPOSE TO HAVE HAPPEN AT APRIL THE FUCKING FIFTEENTH BUT IT NEVER HAPPENED!

WHAT THE HELL!?

I WAS HOPING, NO I WAS FUCKING PRAYING FOR A WAR TO START WITH NORTH KOREA SO THAT THEY WOULD FINALLY BE KILLED OFF BUT IT NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED AND ALL WE GOT IS THE RESENT NEWS THAT NORTH KOREA AND AMERICA WENT BACK TO NORMAL SCHEDUALE AND NAME CALLINGS AGAIN.

GODDAMNIT FUCKING DAMNIT FUCK CUNT SLUT WHORE PROSTITUTE NIGGER BITCH KIKE GOOK SLUT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!

I DEMANDED A FUCKING WAR AND I WANTED A FUCKING WAR WHY THE FUCK IS TRUMP NOT ENGAGING WAR WHY THE FUCK ARE WE NOT AT WAR WHY WHY WHY WHY WHHHHHYYYYY!!!!!!!

I WANT A PETITION GOING TO ENCOURAGE THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT TO INGAGE WAR WITH NORTH KOREA BECAUSE NORTH KOREA NEEDS TO BE KILLED I WANT WAR!

I

WANT

WAR!!!!!!!!
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>>36319927
Wtf dude, r'you mad?
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what we should do is create a state of permanent power vacuum there
kill the government with bomb
kill the next government with bomb
and so on
you know like we do everywhere else
it's a superior strategy for accomplishing nothing
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Trump is a coward.

Obama would have glassed them by now.

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What would happen if you did this?
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>>36319913
Rape charges
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>>36319913
Probably get raped by the police afterwards.
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>>36319913
does she realize that she can get diagnosed with whiplash and sue this guy for everything he owns?

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For me
Worst:
/pol/
/b/
/int/
/s4s/
/mu/
Best:
/his/
/fit/
/sci/
/tv/
/r9k/
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out of the ones i actually visit or visited for a significant amount of time

>best
/sci/
/lit/
/d/
/vr/
/a/

>worst
/x/
/ck/ (but only in comparison to how it used to be)
/soc/
/r9k/
/pol/

obviously this leaves out containment boards like /mlp/, /lgbt/ etc.
/fit/ is an honourable mention for the worst boards too.
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Worst:
/fit/
/a/
/c/
/lgbt/
/mlp/

Best:
/r9k/
/pol/
/s4s/
/tv/
/trash/
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>>36319907
>Best
/sci/
/lit/
/an/
/mu/
/ck/

>Worst
/v/
/r9k/
/pol/ (only because of the spill over, which has gotten worse over the years)

They're all the boards I browse.

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>Chad housemate spend the whole week in his room
>ask him what's wrong
>says his 10/10 Stacy gf is in the hospital and he misses her
>oh don't worry buddy why don't you come out with us tonight
>take him to the bar my faculty usually patronises
>me and my friends get him drunk
>hey Chad, this is Stacy1 and this is Stacy2; they study Chemistry with us
>Stacy2 takes him home with her
>...
>a month passes
>wake up to the sound of Chad's gf trashing his room

Technically I didn't do anything wrong, did I?
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>>36319830
No, your housemate took it too far
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you ain't his mum, you did nothing wrong
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>>36319848
>>36319877

Good. Thanks guys. I just wanted to cheer him up.

I didn't even know people do that, meet once at a bar and immediately sleep with each other. I mean I go to the bar and talk to girls and have fun making jokes but I never had sex with them. I didn't think he was going to do that.

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Who else /european/ here?

Things are comfy desu
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this has to be bait right?
i live in europe too
orignal comment
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>>36319815
Watch out for trucks.

>This is unoriginal, lol.
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No I am British. I am comfy.

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How bad is suicide by dehydration?
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it's fucking awful
i tried it kinda on accident
just hang yourself or something
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>>36319805
Horrible, a cool way to die is to climb a mountain, get wasted and freeze to death in your sleep
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dehydration fucks you up
don't do it

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