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Why don't you get off our board you normal piece of perfection.

>go outside
>there's nothing to do
>go back inside

>>35463839
What makes you think I'm fat? I may be a NEET but I'm not a fat NEET

tell her to stop doing that fucking bullshit to her eyebrows

there's probably some stupid fucking normie femanons on here that have eyebrows like that. i want you all to know you look like a mexican clown

>>35462959
No I wouldn't. I hate wiggers.

>>35462999
Ayyyy she just needs to paint the outline of her lips to complete the look

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>>35462879
Let me know if I've skipped any pages.

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>>35462893
Hduwjwj

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>>35462902
Osjfdid

What makes somebody a femborg? Having an orbiter? I have one. He's obese though and if he wasn't so nice and the only guy to put up with me after constant self sabotage and spergy behavior I would have ghosted him ages ago Does that make me a femborg. I'm a KHV but I have aspergers so I thought that might give me a handicap or something.

>fembot
>femborg
Fuck off.

>>35462841
Are you at least NEET?
>>35462911
>I'm a KHV but I have aspergers
Be my gf.

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>>35462603
I'm sorry, I don't partake in degenerate activities such as "smoking mari-joo-wan-a" or "snorting coke-ain", or anything of the sort.
I am simply too intelligent for such immoral and disgusting behavior.

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>Have severe constant anxiety and panic attacks
>Take Xanax for the first time
>Mind feels completely clear and like a lifetime load has been lifted
>Feel a calmness I've never had before
>Feel a bittersweet happiness because while this is amazing I know this won't last forever and I'll go back to normal soon
>Start crying a little because I wasn't born normal and realize how I'll never be able to exist on the same level as other people
>Spent awhile in bed reading a book
>Xanax made me absurdly sleepy on top of everything else
>Eventually fall asleep like baby for 14 hours and woke up normal again
Basically it was good. I didn't do much.

>>35462603
Marijuana

Pretty good, was drinking at the time too, so I was overall pretty fucked up that night.

Then I tried salvia.

>>35462448
this image tightened my anus into a singularity

jesus christ

>>35462570
Might as well be wearing a sandpaper condom.

Can't tell if that's the texture of a penis or how dry a girl would be when you're in her presence.

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>>35462241
In case you don't know, here are the girl's names.

>>35462241

Sure, anyone have any ideas?

>>35462262
"Alice wants a baroque, Debby wants a science fair, Laqrisha want a a model UN meet, Bernadette wants a Day Without Womwn day, Sakura wants a video game contest, Kate wants an orgy, Hannah wants talent show,, and Stacy wants a pep rally."

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>>35462138
>humanities, social justice and privilege

holy fuck

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holy fuck i'm laughing so much at this image saved thanks op

sending this to everyone

>>35462138
The problem is those degrees only get you a job if your uncle is the manager. A STEM is one of the best forms of social proof out there. Nice coping for your subpar math abilities

>>35461931
Because I purchased one earlier today. It was 6/10. Probably going to buy again.

Did /ck/ ban you?

>>35461931
God damn i had one earlier in the week but now you just gave me a craving but they are closed now and I want one

>>35461931
Its average pizza when compared to others that I've had, but it is definitely the best cheap pizza I know of.

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https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=E04CIdkRYhI

>>35461863
It's mostly about your face. One of the biggest things women judge you by is your face and if it's unattractive to women then it is much worse than being short.

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>he thought the height meme was actually a meme

Design me a minimalist tattoo

>>35461549
Placement and theme?

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>>35461549
It's very minimalistic

You should give in to the urges. As much as I love jock cock I just don't like them as boyfriends.

I want a sweet and gentle bf

>>35461302
>get wife, reproduce with her and provide her with financial stability in return
>fuck and have romantic affiliations with 18 year old males on the side in secrecy
Greeks did it, craigslist guys do it. So can you.

It's a bit scummy and dishonest but what can you do when you're unwilling to compromise?

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>>35461347
>Dear Nice Guy
You really are a dumb bimbo, aren't you?

Kill yourself. If you are lucky you'll be white in your next life.

Nigger.

I'm sorry your going through this. It really does suck. Hows your day going?

>>35461194
I love you black anon. I don't care about skin color.

>>35461154
Because it wouldn't change anything

>>35461154
Because you keep telling me to and it makes me not want to

fuckin tiny balls m8

That's fine I already came to terms with that when I was like 12, I don't like the idea of being around someone 24/7 I like being self sufficient and enjoy alone time

Motherfucker

i know all of this but I was doing a pretty good job of not thinking about it

Thanks for the reminder

Anyone might hit my head w. Pan