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>tfw the captcha is pictures taken in my town

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> tfw Grandad had the winning numbers in a lottery ticket but lost the thing
> tfw dad had 5/6 of the winning numbers but didn't know how the game was played so he threw that out
Maybe I have a chance for neetbux
Has anyone here ever won the lottery

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you know

given the sadism of the IRL world atm, we're just barely not in a universe where vore is real

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>searching for flights to the middle East
>Get a weird phone call an hour later

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>nobody to listen to jimi hendrix and rolling stones with while drinking cheap rum and vodka in the forest with me
Feels terrible. I miss having friends.

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>apply to sheridan
>receive marking sheet
>20 point above cutoff
>put on waiting list
>still on waiting list
how fucked am i

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>No friends
>Undesireable
>Virgin with wageslave job
>Lifesucks.jpg
>Makes tinder profile
>Uploads picture that hardly looks like myself so if people see they dont laugh at me for even trying
>One girl is interested
>w h a t
>Talks to me for about half a day
>She replies after about 15-30 minutes after reading a message
>Weird but when I ask she says she is busy and gets easily distracted
>Tells me she will go on a date with me
>Perhaps life could be good
>Goodnight Cyborg.jpg
>Wakes up
>Blocked
>Feelsbadman

Anyone else almost get a taste of the good life to only have it ripped away seconds later?

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>his height doesn't exceed 6'1

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my dick is 6,3 inches and 5.3 girth, but i'm kinda fat if i go down some pounds, will my dick change ? it`ll look smaller or bigger ?

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I made this Kik group for any autistic anons that want to join

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How do I get a huge 6'3-6.5 bf?

t. 5'9 dwarf

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>be male, incel, 35-y/o 5'2" facelet virgin
>you're going to have to kill yourself if you're alone another night
>decide to buy a whore
>screw up your courage and save a week's worth of your grocery cashier salary for said whore
>call up Kandy Roxx about her ad in the Daily Lecher
>she flicks a finger under your collar and leads you up into her apartment
>asks if you're here to fuck, you say yes
>it's a sting
>"Kandy", actually a dyke cop who beats the shit out of her BUG girlfriend and gets off to CBT/penectomy videos, hits the button
>SWAT team with HK417s and power armor C4s the door and pins you to the ground
>you're charged with Solicitation
>they threaten to show the jury your hentai if you go to trial
>you're imprisoned for 15 years, during which you're raped by niggers until you contract AIDS and lose the ability to control your bowels
>you're released as a 50-year-old fecally incontinent living corpse/sex offender with HIV
>all jobs are either taken by robots or done by gamified crowdsourcing via Marie Zuckerberg-Chang's FaceSpott app
>try to sleep in one of the eight thousand abandoned stores across town while you figure out how you're going to get the $8000 per dose for your AIDS meds that cost 59 cents to make
>shot to death by a sentry drone for trespassing on Goldman-Sachs-Bush-Ameribank property that they're eventually going to use to store fully automated server farms for their complete gated community facial recognition and precog package

amerika greatestt; country

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Serious question about NoFap: is it a meme? Does (at least partially) works? I've tried before, with the record of 24 days, and I really didn't see any major differences. I need stop being shy/spilling spaghetti, and I heard that NoFap day 30+ would help me with that.

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I've been sitting on this pp for months now. It's my birthday and I'm looking for 4 rainbow 6 players to play with me. no need to use mic. maybe type if you feel like it.

I have some cool ideas for stuff to do, for example we could take 4 recruits + glaz, and each recruit would take 3 smokes so the team would have 15 smoke grenades (incl. glaz) and everyone will follow glaz.

if you have ideas of your own it's even better.

if u can play now add me on uplay: pleyzr

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How's the job search going /r9k/? Applied to about fifty jobs the past week. As usual, I don't expect any responses.

I'm probably going to kill myself soon.