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>Be a retailcuck
>Decide I'm tired of it
>Simply stop going to work
>They've called me every day for a week straight now
>Never pick up
You guys should try this, it feels great
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pretty much how I quit the last three jobs I had.
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>>35164768
If you try to get another job now, they'll probably call your last one for references. You're fucking yourself over.
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>>35164819
Who says I'm putting them on my references

Besides it was a trash minimum wage high school tier job, who gives a fuck what they have to say

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Who /nofriends/ here?

The last friend I had started ghosting me about a month ago.

I still check my phone every few minutes in hopes of a message for someone, but it's almost always a spam email or a thread update.

I pull out my phone and pretend to text people when I'm in groups of people texting or I'm in class so I don't seem so pathetic but I know people can tell I'm just scrolling aimlessly.


I've forgotten what it takes to make friends and I've become further reclusive but I know people don't really want to be my friend anyways so I'm set.

What do you guys do instead of friends?
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>>35164748
They'll come around eventually some people are there for a moment in your life some are there for the rest of it
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>>35164748
i feel your pain
>all of my childhood friends have become chads or faggots
>too old to start from scratch
i've gotten used to it. i just play vidya or go on the internet to pass the time. i do the same thing as you when im in public but i text dead numbers.
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Depends on your definition of friend.
I haven't had a real friend since middle school
I had a friend that I played chess with everyday at lunch through high school.
Now I have no friends in college
I'm going to fucking kill myself

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whats the best way to store picture
my family is too nosy, I feel like putting all my pictures of traps into a folder named "Lil Wayne Mixtapes" isn't going to work forever
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>>35164681
upload on google drive
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There's always the old 'jpg+rar' trick
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>>35164681
Put your two hottest pictures on a floppy disk
Place in shoebox
Bury it the backyard
Dig it up whenever you need to fap

That's what I did when I was a kid, but that was in the 90s

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a show of hands, how many of you haven't been to a party?
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>go to party once
>bored
>wish I was at home playing video games

Why can't parties be more like video games?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeAWESP7THs

I wonder...
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>>35164641
Everytime i go to a party, it never feels right to call it a party. Its just a bunch of people hanging out, drinkingz snaking, and listening to music. Its never wild like i was always expecting them to be.

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Spot the autist.

Oregano.
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>>35164511
cont.
oregano oregano oregano
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>>35164511
4th from the left

>>35164536
the guy closest to the right

Spot the robot in pic related.
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>>35164840
guy on the top right, all the way in the back

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>spend half an hour to an hour writing out a post
>thinking, molding, and perfecting it so anons know what you mean and what you feel
>look at the clock
>update the thread
>no new replies
>thread is dead
>delete post
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Paste it here OP ill read it
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Post it here then.
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>>35164341
>>35164350
I already deleted it but tl;dr is how normies will take advantage of anyone who is kind and ugly. People who are attractive and kind can get away with bending down for anyone and still retain respect simply because they're attractive and that attractiveness gives them more respect.

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I think all us Yellow fever bros can agree that westernised Asians are the worst right?

They're just uglier versions of white women nothing to like.
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>>35164287
>They're just uglier versions of white women

Source needed.
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>>35164287
Yes western liberal culture converts everyone into ugly feminist roasties
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>westernized asians

kek

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No matter what happens I can always commit suicide to get out of it if shit really gets bad
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>>35164251
funny how only a year ago i don't think I'd ever actually consider shooting myself

now every day I get closer to actually doing it
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No matter what happens we never had kids so once its over its over.
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>>35164276

that's because you're spending too much time on /r9k/

get off of this board, and 4chan altogether, and you'll find your mindset changes drastically.

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>it's my birthday
>ex calls me and wishes my a happy birthday, we chat for a while
>the conversation ends with her asking me promise that I won't be depressed on my birthday again
>I promise
>She hangs up and I start remembering all the good times that we had and how they will never return
>remember the surprise party she threw me two years ago and how happy I was
>cry
>broke promise to her
Anybody else feels sad on their birthdays?
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>>35164128
Fuck, that's awful OP. I've felt shitty on my birthday before but nothing as heavy as that. Try to persevere man.
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>>35164128
That's why you should have told her to fuck off, or at the very least ignore her
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>>35164145
This
How the fuck does she have the right to tell you what to feel or not feel, EVER? Let alone on your birthday. LET FUCKING ALONE NOT TO FEEL DEPRESSED IF YOU'RE DEPRESSED.

Honestly, anon, I bet she said that specifically in the hopes of fucking with you, upsetting you, and causing you to be depressed on your birthday.

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Does anyone wanna start a gang with me?

We could do, you know, gang stuff!
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>>35164106
Will I get paid?
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>>35164106
like beat up fags?
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>>35164229
>Will I get paid?
ummm... I don't have any money...

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What made you realize that you weren't for this existence? Do you have fantasies of your death?
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>>35163755
Can't wait for death the pain will be all over
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>>35163755
Life is easy: When life is hard and shitty all I have to do is accept it's hard and shitty, ask myself what it is I want to do from here, and then I do said things.
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Death gotta be easy, 'cause life is hard
It'll leave you physically, mentally, and emotionally scarred

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Please help me /r9k/
>On tram
>Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram
>Everyone minding their own business
>Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working
>Thing is mashed to shit, has a McMullin 2020 campaign sticker on it lel.
>Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular
>Pulls out vodka bottle
>Pours vodka on laptop
>Drinks the last part of it
>Starts to roll bottle on floor
>Her stop arrives and its the same as mine
>She's a new hire at my company
>I work at an airline
>We start talking later
>She's very sweet yet mousey and quiet
What do I do /r9k/? She's obviously insane with the train episode but I don't know, I like her. I don't have a number or anything. When I asked her what her name is she said she had not needed one for a while. I haven't been able to sleep because I'm thinking about her. I'm tired. I won't see her until Tuesday at work. I have no pictures yet.
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>posting this for months

i don't understand
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Jesus Christ anon, why are you so persistent with this copy pasta?
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>>35163754
>>35163793
Ssh guys i enjoy coming to the thread and seeing normans give advice

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>"youre a goodlooking guy, anon. I bet you have a cute gf"
REEEEE fuck off great aunt
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but you ARE a goodlooking guy
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"You're so big anon!"
"Wow, you have such bright blue eyes!"
"Why don't you have a gf?"

Heh, my seed will not be wasted on roastie women.
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>>35163711
I hear this all the time from either non attractive looking women or old women

feels bad man

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>10 years old
>hanging out with neighborhood friends on a warm summer friday
>friends dad orders us pizza
>later that night hang out and play video games and watch the new episodes of our favorite cartoons

>that dad is now divorced
>everyone is away at college or working
>spend all day in front of my computer

Why must it be this way
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>>35163678
idk why but this cut deep, i was never made for this earth
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>>35163678
Fucking roasties divorcing a guy because he likes to do the best he can for his kids baka
Like ultra comfy dad right there.
Hey guys i'm ordering go zaaa
Thanks dad!
Let's stay up late gaming, and watching cartoons!
Sounds like a good summer
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>>35163678
my friends mom used to build us a fort and he and I would stay up to watch beavis and butthead

I haven't seen him in almost 20 years

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>get gf
>she's not japanese
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>get japanese
>she's not gf
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>get gf
>she turns out to be bf
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>tfw no Japanese gf (2D)

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