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>>34284742
>I have this downloaded
>I have really loud speakers
>Have fun trying to sleep libcucks

>>34284742
Damn. So this is what my life has come to.

If anybody told me that i will spend my life sitting on a chair watching videos like these with bunch of other losers i would probably laugh at them....and now we here

I DONT CARE IF I EVER COME DOWN
I DONT CARE IF I EVER COME DOWN

who /shadilay/ here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZJDYlxkM-c

>tfw also terrified about this for if I ever have a job again
>can barely hold in piss for over and hour
>only reason I get out of bed everyday day is because I have to go pee

I easily drink 1-2 gallons of fluid a day though, I'd imagine I'd have to retrain myself to not want something to sip on constantly all day

>>34284747
you have diabetes nigger

>>34284681
what the fuck were you doing the past 12 years

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>>34284661
You had a gf you aren't welcome here normie scum

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34284675
Yeah that why i'm asking for directions to where i'm welcome with my needs

also, i'm very far from being a normie, trust me

>>34284696
>having had a gf
>not a normie
pick one

>>34284588
lactate on my weewee pls

Depends on the guy, some would like it. If he's a normie though he might be weirded out. If you wan to be safe, induce lacation and let him find out. Make it seem like it just happened from you being together, that'll be easier for him to accept than you doing it for fetish reasons or whatever.

>>34284588
you just gotta find guys who are open to trying things

had a gf who love rimming me
but i hated it never told her

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>>34284540
this is your brother
I'm gonna kick your ass

>>34284540
Lmao, grimey

Sucks to your assmar

Wait what? I haven't been in here much lately? Are they deleted women hate threads? We wanted the fucking tranny/porn spam to stop.

all of my neets, hikikomoris, wagecucks and wizards

make r9k great again lads

start your own threads with the intent of the greatness and surely we will advance

this board is not about the hatred of women

we should connect as fellow digital human beings

do whatever you want but keep making threads, one day we'll find a place that makes us connected

>>34284496
>violating US law
like what

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all of the ones beside Eternal Paradise seem strange. I dont want to be somebody else or live in another galaxy or be an omnipotent being or live other peoples lives. Our problems are that we want to be authentically ourselves, but we live in a shitty world. I want the chance to be me, to express myself without the constrains of the society in which i live in and give the rest of that freedom to every human on earth. If there was an option to change Earth into Eternal Paradise, id choose that.

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>>34284393
Retarded.

If you have complete control over the eternal paradise then you can live out both of the other options except in addition, you have the option to go back to the Paradise.

ANY one of these choice games where one of the options is essentially an infinite space that you can shape to your liking will always beat out the other options as unless otherwise stated, you can replicate them.

There was one with waifus too where one of the options was a waifu who took you into a pocket dimension that she could warp into literally anything and would give you the power to do so too as long as you always loved her, essentially meaning you could replicate all of the other scenarios too.

>>34284710
Oh and
>inb4 you can't be the construct because no omnipotence
Construct isn't omnipotent because he can't create life. Nothing in the Paradise laws state you can't be the construct

>>34284342
WAGEKEKS ON SUICIIDE WATCHHH

What stops you killing yourself?

You're not a cucked wageslave. Even worse, you're getting cucked by cucks
How pathetic is that?

no, it was one day in the past.
i regret the girl i dated for 3 years who was chaeting on me for 2 of those years and was compulsively lying the whole time

seeing as he raped me, yeah I do kinda regret it

Fuck you, my school didn't even have a prom, or sports or clubs or girls, my parents fucked my social skills for life

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>>34284239
Sadness surrounds me

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>>34284239
>0.67 dollaridoos
Neetbux come in next week

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>>34284301
how in the fuck do you manage to fuck up that much into the negative

>>34284235
Yes it gets easier after 30.
But it doesn't matter, they're all used goods and men who haven't had any at that point don't care as much and don't want to risk losing anything on some burnout slut.

getting a girlfriend is its easiest around 18-23
you literally just go outside and don't have autism and somebody will like you enough to want to date you

25+ they expect you to have full time work in a field you can go up in and be well on your way to owning a house and shit

>>34284286
Used goods as in had a few boyfriends or just casually fucking people? There's a huge difference.

>>34284182
Is houellebecq /ourguy/?

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>>34284267

He certainly looks like it, altho I'm pretty sure he's gotten laid more times than he can count.

What book is this from? I'm thinking of getting into more Houellebeq. I really enjoyed Submission.

>>34284147
This is the epitome of nigger behavior. They literally believe that no matter what they do they are in the right. Its like when they scream 'IM NOT RESISTING IM NOT RESISTING' while clearly violently resisting, even on camera. Its like a natural instinct in niggers.

Shit,would post the screencape with rhe greentext story,too bad im phone posting

>>34284162
he had to settle it either that or he could kiss his reputation at school goodbye

>>34284132
I hate myself and that's somehow a serious deterrent, crazy, I know.

>>34284132
because I'm bland uninteresting background noise

>>34284132
i'm a southeast asian that has a small dick

The fateful day mommy either kicks you out of her basement or starts charging rent.

>>34284129
>Killing yourself.

Original inevitability

My parents made fun of me the other day for the first time ever about being a virgin at 29.

Surprisingly I didn't even get mad, I'm basically at the point where it's enjoyable to be this pathetic lmao. It's become part of my identity.