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Both. You are a bad person and that dog is a bad dog . Or you are just a not good person.

The dog knows the evil in your soul OP.
Best kill yourself to be sure.

>>39572935
Remember in those old horror movies where animals would go fucking nuts just by being in the presence of figuratively/literally Satan? Same thimg here, the dog knows.

i used to all the time. It's literally the comfiest thing a person can do. Almost no traffic, just music and the cool night air

I remember what first got me into night driving. It was in my sophomore year. A few people called me up at 11 pm and said they wanted to go the beach. We all lived in PA and they wanted to see the ocean. So I grabbed a bottle of whiskey and hopped in a car for a 2 and a half our car ride. They were upset that I brought and I was the only one drinking, but seeing the lights on the highway was one of the best things that I ever saw.

>>39572898
i dont have a license or a bike but im trying to get a job right now so i can afford a bicycle. i can just smell the brisk night time air while riding down the middle of the road through sleeping neighborhoods. i used to 5 mile walks afterschool and there was always this street leading into a neighborhood that i always wanted to ride a bike through and i have before but that was over 3 years ago. man i want a bike again

>>39572835
Probably cut it off and sew it to my crotch.

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shove my face into his balls and lap up his sweat

>>39572930
Pretty weird fetish you have there, senpai.

Reply to my thread and show me sympathy please

>>39572817
What are you on probation for?

>>39572817
find out exactly what you should not take with your medication and show them what a real psychotic episode looks like

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>>39572816
>high school drop-out
>wouldn't mattered if I stayed in school because the government thinks it's a great idea to flood the country with sandniggers when there's a job drought and housing crisis
>roasties only go for the sandniggers
>no point in going outside
Guess I'll stay here forever and die in this room.

>>39572816
Should have gone into accounting.

>>39572816
what does business management have to do with retail floor work? are you mentally retarded?

also, why did you get a fucking "x management" degree without continuing for your phd? this type of program is even more worthless than art history, because at least that shit sounds interesting on paper.

What are you on about, you little bitch? Go on, say something.

hi im here what up nibbler

I mean like off of 4chan, the best I'll get here is like two remarks

>>39572789
i really don't like faggots such as yourself and hope you get AIDS

>>39572789
yes you can

you shouldnt be dating people that have stds

because his dick tears the soft tissue inside your ass very easily allowing multitudes of germs and whatever diasease he's carrying in his seamen into your bloodstream your stupid faggot. enjoy your hep c or aids or whatever you don't want to believe is going to enter you

>>39572729
24 and living with parents

>move out and rent an apt
pro
>might have chance at having gf because can invite grils over for good fun times
con
>might not be able to capture a gf
>savings contributions plummet; life goal set back decades
>don't move out
pro
>life goal is attainable in a shorter term
con
>chance of sharing my life with a gf is exactly 0, or at least won't get one before I myself am old and busted and will have no time left to make beautiful memories

>>39572729
22 but it doesn't really count because I'm in the army and my sgt is pretty much my mom and my WO is pretty much my dad.

I'm 26, 27 in December, and I'm a still a manchild shutin NEET living with my mother.

>>39572722
story pls
originalru commento

>>39572722
You're fucking worthless if that actually happened, dude. You're not a man but a woman.

>>39572722
You might as well go all the way and lick the dude's ass, fucking pathetic.

>impotent
thats where you're wrong

>>39572703
not worshipping the prospect of relationships is the first step to being in a relationship

find something else to do with your life, you guys are lucky you dont have to spend all your days partying and taking care of people

>>39572794
Yes i am luck to not be a normgroid. They live a contemptuous existence

damn OP those are epic. i really hope you give that chad the verbal smackdown for us robots

You should definitely just use all of them one after another. Top notch writing OP.

why op? whats the point? he probably doesnt even remember you. probably will come off as cringy too i think you would regret it.

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i don't see why not, like seriously what could go wrong?

>>39572681
I'm scared my hair might fall out.

>>39572698
Nigga, fr? It's healthy to fast as long as you aren't doing overextended fasts. One man went almost a year without eating just by taking vitamins.

>>39572620
How did it get to this point anin?

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please stay hydrated anon
youll be daijoubu

>>39572655
That's a pretty long story anon and one that no one cares to read, but thanks for replying. You made me feel a little better just for being there

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>>39572555

Because illusions are all I have left in this world.
If not, I would have blown my brains out with my 380ACP

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All nice people are just misguided or retarded, got it.

>>39572821
It's funny you find it as b8 but that's fine. You are a beta who is ok with being manipulated .

>>39572545
Yes, provided you penetrate her

>>39572545
100% anon. If it was a high class escort, you can even tell people how it went, just don't mention the paying part. Make up a bullshit story, like you picked her up at the club or something. People won't bat an eye.

>>39573626
This or Tinder