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>>36616652
K-System: Guardian Angel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9bkL-3Q6hA

It brings me back to 2007. My mother finally got arrested and my years of abuse finally ended. I thought the worst was behind and I didn't have a care in the world. But adulthood, so far, is not at all how I imagined. Fuck my life eternally.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LIoKakbs2LQ
Everytime

>>36616652
Might be a cliche game music but this always gets me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THYbNAmlwP0&index=37&list=PLVAa1_ZtH7aHZGBIu8oPMlT82ZIbiwRsP

He aged well if you look at his younger years he looked like shit

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>>36616625
>"Can" sing well

A-anon...

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>>36616667
He's not coming back is he?
orginal

>>36616624
Just talk to gross female stuff to orbiters. Atleast talk to it with me and I can fap to it.

Here I am, ready to discuss gross things with you.

>>36616640
Second this, tissues are at the ready

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Why this board of all fucking places

>>36616612
>tfw skinny skeleton without tits who cant gain weight no matter what
its not that much better than being fat

How the fuck do you do the makeup? Everyone else seems so good at it, and all I can manage is eyeliner and mascara.

I don't have a sister and if you're using 'brother' as a term of endearment then you should stop because in my culture complete strangers don't have that privilege

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>HEY BROTHER!
>LET ME HELP YOU TAKE THAT SHIRT OFF, BROTHER!

>>36616606
If your country isn't America or in western Europe no one cares about it.

I was engaged to a 19 year old when I was 28. It's fine.

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>>36616451
Up until a month ago I was engaged to a 19 year old. I'm 30. We started dating three years ago....

Currently fucking a 45 year old.

Who gives a shit, just enjoy life.

I'm 38. Current gf is 23. I've never dated someone close to my age, always younger. The smallest age gap has been 8 years.

does fuckboy mean you were gay?

>>36616124
I was of the emo archetype.

>>36616124
What's middle school desu? Give me an age range.

absolutely suffering with this cold lads, I can't stand being ill and I rarely get Ill

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I've finally done it, lads.

I'm retarded.

Normies Are Inferior - A message from our NEET Overlord, Alexander Gordon Jahans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq_JGiv21Fc

>>36616014
All I want to do is sell my music on YouTube. Why the fuck can't I get gud? I did it every day for 2 years and studied every video on YouTube I could possibly find.

Literally staying up until 5 am every day studying for hours sometimes on Ritalin. Like wtf. And beats sell for like 100-200 or can pull in 300+ dollars

>>36616014
You can thank baby boomers and conservatives for cucking you out of that life

>>36616039
Maybe you're relying too much on theory.

A fundamental part of art is that if it feels (looks good, sounds good, etc) good it is good.

You can test out extremes to see what works and what doesn't

I get horny looking at my ass too, anon. Also, post the videos please
It's only mildly gay

>>36615985
It's not gay if you sexually identify yourself as both male and female :^)

>>36615985
No it's just masturbating and masturbating isn't gay hahaha I do it sometimes haha and I'm not gay

>>36615969
Thank fuck this never happened. I know someone who this happened to. His father came out of the closet when he reached the age of 12 and he walked into his father either being butt-fucked or butt-fucking a stranger when he was 14. He was traumatized to the point where he needed a psychiatrist until he was 15 or 16 years old.

>>36615969
no, they make so much noise it's impossible

>>36615969
no but walked on my nude mom
i was shitfaced drunk and came home at around 6am when she was getting dressed and ready for work
i barely remember that as i was on a verge of passing out drunk
turned around and went to sleep
we never spoke of this
felt weird for few days

shitt thread sage

>>36615771
You poor, soulless husk, you.

>>36615812
Who makes the effort of posting in a shit thread with 0 replies?

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I shall wait for your virgin excuses patiently.

>>36615740
Because they derive no real pleasure from that pussy, and it doesn't even feel like an actual pussy. Even fucking them in the ass isn't the same anymore because the prostate is basically gone now.

Though massive props on such a transition.

>>36615740
She'd be hotter if she kept it desu.

>>36615683
you really think anyone gonna read that shit?

>>36615694
Do you honestly believe that I give a fuck about your input?

>>36615683
You would do the same thing if you have those kinds of options. Please don't hate.

>>36615445

You've been watching porn for the majority of your life and haven't even figured out the fundamentals?

In all seriousness though, I would recommend Tim Ferriss' "4 hour body". It's got a great chapter on sex.

>>36615445
Cuddle with her and rub my hands all over that gorgeous body, especially her thighs and belly. And hope her wig doesn't come off.

fat black disgusting
no sane man could ever want
something so ugly