>my birthday today
Why am i so depressed
'Aight /r9k/, phone background thread time, here's what I'm using atm.
FUCKING ORIGINAL COMMENT CUNT.
>be above average looking girl
>go on youtube and start talking about "redpills" and other shit
>spam these said videos on /pol/ and /r9k/
>become the waifu of thousands of anons
>they throw money at you
>while you get dicked by chad
Why do people fall for this every year?
She's not even above average.
It's just that pol is so bluepilled and autistic they will fall for any girl who is willing to pretend that "racism is cool lol, white power, i'm just like u guys, and i'm also a girl :p"
>dry me off, whiteboi
xddddd no vegtal hahahahhajh lolololol
i dint oder this xddlololololololololo
damn this is so funnet
damn this is nice cool ans good
u no it brother
This is the kind of person that calls people who work "wage slaves".
>mfw NEET robots are the same as single moms on benefits which the NEETbots despise
Do some maths and calculate how long you've been NEET for
>25% of my life shieeeeet
>tfw you can never go back to 2005
this game was a blessing and a curse, but i miss it buds
>meet really cool girl on /r9k/
>redpilled and attentive
>good sense of humour
>talk for hours
I can't help but feel like it's too good to be true, as if some neckbeard is role-playing really well, or this entire board is pulling a practical joke on me...
I'm not just being paranoid, r-right?
How do I stop being so beta or cringy with women, especially hot or popular girls? I'd rather not have my shit get read on something like vid related. Inb4 just bee yourself.
What year are you stuck on?
I used to yearn for the past, when i looked at my uni grade history, it triggered these repressed memories that the only good thing about past times was that i was younger
Why are you still existing?
Well brobots. I finally did it. I finally did what I always said I would do.
>tfw rejected a girl in love with me because she wasn't a virgin
I don't know how it got to this point. The events leading up to this point in time. I don't know how I feel guys. She was madly in love with me. Maybe it was just peak infatuation and it would've died down but goddammit. My phone is blowing up with texts and calls but I can't. All I want to do is die. Was this a mistake? Tell me I made the right choice.. I could've made it out of here but I can't bear being with a normie girl. God forgive me.
I propose to re-define the word "robot", as currently this board is flooded with normies who think they are robots because they don't have a girlfriend.
>talking to pets
also not all descriptions fill the examples. really it doesn't mean anything; like where do talkable autists belong? And 4chan belongs on tier 6/7. It doesn't make any sense; axiom disregarded
When did you realize Rimbaud was /our guy/?
"I am of the race that sang under torture; laws I have never understood; I have no moral sense, I am a brute: you are making a mistake.
"Yes my eyes are closed to your light. I am a beast, a nigger. But I can be saved. You are sham niggers, you, maniacs, fiends, misers. Merchant, you are a nigger; Judge, you are a nigger; General, you are a nigger; Emperor, old itch, you are a nigger: you have drunk of the untaxed liquor of Satan's still.--Fever and cancer inspire this people. Cripples and old men are so respectable they are fit to be boiled.--The smartest thing would be to leave this continent where madness stalks to provide hostages for these wretches. I enter the true kingdom of the children of Ham."
Has there ever been a more based writer in history?