Oh hey, you must be Anon. Looks like we're roomies bro!
Put a fucking sock on the door or something next time dude shit man.
>>38835558
Normies should fuck in public all the time so I dont have to stay in my room all day to watch porn
>>38835538
>Looks like we're roomies bro!
Y-you too!
Ladies, why is it so hard to find a man with a 8x6 dick, good face, 6'2" stature, liberal/progressive and with good career prospects? That's all I want. Not picky or unreasonable. No bitter virgin rage in this thread please ty.
>>38835502
>liberal/progressive
>good career prospects
You just answered your own question, cunt.
>>38835866
beautiful comment, just beautiful
>>38835502
Nice bait.
Bbmnb
Recommend me some good albums that I might like, robots.
I like lots of different music, For reference, some of my favorites are:
>Pink Floyd
>King Crimson
>Beatles
>Incubus
>Gorillaz>Tool
>Soundgarden
>RatM
>MF DOOM
>Radiohead
>David Bowie
Here's two of my favorite albums:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAkoQB6rb08&list=PLx78zCKf3eczexCJHvKUFPqrr1tP8jd3a
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTrgSER-klY&list=PL9A4F5848DB35A04C
Scum Fuck Flower Boy is album of the year
>>38835561
thanks, anon I'll put them on my list of stuff to listen to.
Does anyone on /r9k/ fantasize about being a sissy cuckold?
Your girlfriend loves you but you just can't satisfy her with your small, premature ejaculating penis.
You suggest to her to go "bull-hunting" together and pick a successful, well-groomed & well-endowed bull for her. After her session with the bull. she tells you how great the sex was once she gets home while kissing and hugging you letting her experience that. Your cock immediately gets hard and starts leaking precum, it doesn't take long before you start ejaculating.
Your relationship continues on great, just that there's no sex. Not like you need it anyway since your hand and 30 seconds is enough! She only has sex with the bull with your permission. Eventually, the bull agrees to let you watch but finds you a turn off. Your girlfriend decides its time to go shopping and you go shopping together! She picks out a couple of cute outfits and some sexy lingerie. Now you both have matching outfits!
The bull comments that you look sweet but your hard cock is a turn off. Your girlfriend's solution for that was a chastity cage. Her reasoning was sound: the bull didn't like seeing my erection and I couldn't get nasty stains on my lingerie if I wore the cage. It also made her happy and if it made her happy I was happy to do it.
>>38835474
(you)that's all you get
>>38835474
>literally reposting the exact same faggotry with the same image
Why aren't you getting banned?
l really, REALLY Iike that image
My fear of women outweighs my desire to be in a relationship and/or lose my virginity.
This is it lads.
>>38835436
at least you know what your problem is
>>38835436
well, my fear/distrust/dislike of people outweighs my desire for genuine friendship
>>38835436
why do you fear them? they are literal children and most are completely retarded airheads.
>Tfw you realize every Cannibal Corpse song sounds exactly the same
Maybe I'm old?
Surely some of you still listen to death metal don't you?
>tfw dead genre
>tfw you realize shoegaze is the best genre
new op pic edition
dont speak to tripfags
2:24 lads
https://youtu.be/tdtvD9QbpWE?t=2m24s
3rd for waifus. I'm off to read and sleep now, hope I wake up to some (You)s! Night night lads
Do any robots here own guns? I do, and theyre great fun. Going to the range, loading stripper clips and mags while watching animu, shopping around for ammo and gear and accesories, the cartharsis of putting holes in paper and random junk you use as targets, its all pretty /comfy/. and it could save your life in a home invasion too. Not too expensive beyond starting costs either, especially if you shoot .22, 9mm, or a cheap .223 or 7.62x39. ARs are at an all time low price now thanks to the hillary panic.
The sport itself is good at teaching yourself discipline, with really immediate results. If you cant keep breath control, trigger pull, and stabilizing the rifle in mind, you wont hit the paper, but if you do you'll be rewarded with a nice small grouping of holes in your target. and as another benefit, ranges are generally full of old guys, military dudes, and theres always a few robotlike autists at my range at least. they mostly keep to themselves unless you want to talk to them.
What kind of guns do you have/shoot, anons? plz no "reee beta uprising" itt, I'm just talking about a hobby.
>inb4 "fuck off to /k/"
i want to hear r9k's opinions.
Pic related, is my AR with the new carry handle i bought for her.
Reported to the FBI.
Robots have NO right to firearms, half of you lot are fucking psychos I wouldn't trust with a butter knife.
>>38835388
>ARs are illegal in my state
just fuck my shit up senpai
>>38835388
Won't post them all here, but I mainly shoot surplus .30 caliber bolt actions since that's pretty much all that's legal where I am. I have a pistol too but I am a much worse shot with it than the rifles.
need help
>be hikki neet
>computer broken for several month
>have a spare computer
>last week it started freezing after logging in
>currently using tablet to browse and discord and phone for music
>2 months ago put $100 in a prepaid debit card
>its with a company im not familiar with since the 7-11 I went to didn't have my usual ones
>they ask for proof of residency which I can't provide since im neet and still live at home
>just ask for them to send me a refund check
>recently move so address is different now
>attempt to cash in check but it wont go through due to address change difficulties
>btw have no bank account so i just went to a walmart
>walk the hour long walk back home since i have no car or bike
>realize when I get back that I gave them the wrong address and instead the address of the house across the street
>check will become invalid by the end of september
>wondering whether or not I can be fugged to walk back and give it another go or just let it go
>stranded, no vidya, no money, no transportation
>maybe get $20 given to me every 2 months or so if im lucky for basically being shut in so much mother will pay me hopefully to get out of the house
>that $100 originally being a part of $160~ took nearly a year to get
>start browsing craigslist for jobs
>no experience, no high school diploma and autist
>find position for warehouse support for a pipe and specialty metals warehouse helping keep warehouse grounds clean and giving support/back up to other workers
>they dont ask for high school diploma and its $11/hour for 6hr/day MON-FRI
>requirement is to wear steel toed boots
>have no money to buy these boots and the kicker
>I only own 2 pairs of pants, 2 sweaters, 1 different colored shirt from several pairs of blank white undershirts
how can I get a job when I where virtually the same outfit everyday?
>>38835359
mods pls just delet this
nobody even replied to my thread ;;
>>38836441
you know that you can delete your own threads, right?
>>38835359
Go to your poor mother who you have leeched off your entire life and tell her you need steel toed boots for a job you got.
A fucking job.
She'll probably dance a little jig like Charlie's grandfather when he got the golden ticket. Bitch would be ecstatic to buy you boots for a fucking actual job.
Plus, you can get shit tier boots at Walmart for like 30 bucks. They will suck, but you can save some of your sweaty neet buks and buy some better ones in time.
What are we as humans all waiting for?
It seems like humanity is waiting for something to happen. Like we're in this weird state of not-quite-thereness.
Read some Schopenhauer and Zapffe.
>>38835341
>What are we as humans all waiting for?
No, what you are experiencing is the feeling of emptyness and unfulfillment in 21st century Western Civilization trapped in a sterile yet destructive spyral of expectations vs decline.
The Weimar parallel is really apt. A dead society trying to find purpose at all costs.
Elsewhere on the planet, people live their lives as they've always have for millennia.
>>38835341
man sure do wish this comment was original
Write a letter to someone who might read it.
You know the drill, include initials.
dear OPs mom
thanks for all the bjs
Dear guy who post Kakyoin everyday,
Even if I've never opened that thread I'm proud of you. You haven't given up yet. Time ago I thought to steal your 100th post to be honest, but you deserve my respect so I changed my mind.
I wonder who you are, why are you here and what do you do in your life. I like to imagine you as a fighter, someone who never gives up despite the haters and despite the fact your threads doesn't usually last long.
Keep doing it bro, when you will reach 1000 I might actually open that thread to see what you write.
- S
Dear OP stop making these threads.
also I think am banned
>2017
>still being straight
i don't delude myself thinking i'm totally straight but i stick to 2d traps because i've never seen a 3d trap that could hold up to being totally identical to a girl (except for the dick) and cute
Where do I find a boys like that
>>38835252
I'm trying faggot. I want a daddy to pop me but they don't exist where I am, and I'm not going to let some faggot younger then me do it
What are some good anime that do not fit into any particular genre?
>tfw have watched welcome to the nhk 3 times
They all pretty much do anon
Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka. It may look like a cute girl show but it gets pretty dark
If you're new to anime, check out Neon Genesis Evangelion. It really doesn't fit into any genre and will blow your mind with the ending
What is the most 'normie' color?
What is the most 'robot' color?
Hard mode: No black, grey, white
pic unrelated
>the answer is green for robots
And red for normies
Green=robots
blue=normies
pink=chad and stacy
Green is the official robot color, without a doubt.
Why are you still eating unhealthy pleb-tier snacks, /r9k/? Don't you know that women like healthy men?
>>38834908
Tell me what is healthy about cactus consumption
>>38835098
https://www.livestrong.com/article/158059-nopal-cactus-nutrition-facts/
>>38835118
I can just make a smoothie with kale and bananas and get more vitamin C and A. Cactus fruit is probably expensive, impractical