How many real books gave you read? No harry potter crap included.
How are you supposed to remember that?
I finished Blood and Gold last night.
I can be a book worm.
>>35872292
I dont care about the exact number. Is it ten? A hundred? Two hundred..
Any robots dealing with tinnitus?
This shit sucks. Sleeping has become an ordeal because of the constant high-pitched whine in my ears.
>use music as an escape from the anxieties of my life
>ears get fucked and become a new source of constant anxiety
Kill me.
Had it all my life.
Also, it is not pronounced "tin-eye-tus" no matter how much you want it to be.
>>35872223
Congenital?
>>35872206
Sleep with a fan and shut up you pussy.
I've had it for 15 years.
I knew a guy who had a milder one than me and blew his brains out over it.
>post well thought, wise, kind worded comment with solid arguments and explanations
>get no reply
>shitpost
>(You)'s are all around
Kind posting is too vulnerable to mean posting.
I only do it to protect myself.
>>35872166
>2 dumb for well though out comments
>can only shitpost
>always get (you)s
>>35872166
This happens every time and It is the fuel for my constant shitposting.com.
I love (you)s
Here's what happened awhile ago. Today something similar went down. I feel like fate must be involved.
>relatives staying over for reunion thing, tons of people socializing in living room just down the hall.
>i isolate myself in my room
>have to pee, bad
>decide to turn up music loud to disguise noise, open window and start peeing into the dark garden
>hear door open behind me, its my older uncle
>"Hey anon its late can you turn down the-"
>he sees me and I hear him turn around and close the door
>a few seconds later I hear roaring laughter from the living room
>"-out the fucking window?..."
>"-if my child was like that, I would..."
So that ruined my week. Then this happened today.
>wake up, its still dark but I have to pee
>extra quiet because stealth (I learn from my mistakes)
>go to window, start peeing
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>feel piss on my legs
>realize that window is closed and its spraying everywhere
>GASP wake up for real, its morning and I was pissing over the side of bed onto stack of textbooks and assignments
>almost have heart attack from double dream
Is life meant to be this way
>>35872153
Why the fuck would you piss out your window? Go to the bathroom.
>>35872232
yeah but if I run into one of them in the hall its super awkward. plus in my house you can hear the splashing from everywhere
What kind of autism do you have? Jesus just go say hi and piss in toilet like a normal person. Are you a fucking Indian?
>a girl talked to me today
Who else /chad/ here?
>A girl said "excuse me" cause I was in her way today
Feels good being Chad
>>35872151
Is it even b8 anymore?
Some part of me deep inside wants to believe
l hugged a girl today. At least I think its a girl, could be a girl (male)
>class discussion
>never speak but today I would feel like speaking
>begin my sentence
>another student jumps up and yells
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP! WHO SAID YOU ARE ALLOWED TO TALK?! YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
>classmates start cracking up
>teacher tries to calm everyone
>run out the class on the verge of crying my eyes out
DAMN THESE NORMIES
>>35872103
why are we so cruel
>unable to take joke
im a robot but you're a damn pussy
>>35872103
Your class is full of fucking assholes.
Who /absentfather/ here?
Do you blame most of your life's problems on him? I certainly do.
My dad wasn't really absent, he just spent most of his time working himself to the bone doing ER shifts at the hospital to support our family. The only time we actually spent together was during our 6am and 8pm baseball practices, or when he would yell at me to do homework and occasionally hit me.
God, I miss those days. Everything was so simple. Love you dad.
Dad left when i was 4, died 2 years later.
I have a pretty succesful life, so no, cant be because of him your life sucks
>>35872068
He never taught me how to socialize
He never taught me how to be a man
He never throw jokes with me or the entire family
He rarely smiles
He always blame everything on us
>age 20
>don't have a driver's license
>don't have a high school diploma or GED
>never had a job
>never had a single romantic partner
>the only real friend I ever had was on the internet
>literally forgot how to tie my shoes
>almost cry when people talk to me in public
What the fuck? Am I redeemable?
>>35872065
I had none of them at 20 but all at age 26
>>35872065
Nigger you're almost me
>19 close to 20 in 2 months.
>don't have driver's license
>got a HiSet (brainlet GED)
>never had a job
>never had a gf
>no friends
>know how to tie my shoes but pretty basic shit
>no anxiety like that but I get really nervous on certain social ambients on 4chan
Damn.
-Age 20
>has had 2 jobs. Currently a fire fighter
>has drivers license
>has car
>has diploma and currently studying double degree.
>still no gf for 20 years.
It doesn't matter if you have all those things, you still won't get laid. I'm an example.
>ywn have a gf who looks at you like this
>>35872055
Post more pictures like this please
>>35872160
With the same girl?
>>35872160
I'm just gonna dump them anyway
Is this really the Robot 9000 board? I'm pretty sure the definition of "Robot" refers to those who are Dead Inside and want nothing to do with humanity and it's bullshit. This board is filled with whining virgins who constantly talk about >tfw no gf and always post BAWWWWW threads. This board is filled with other autistic shit like MBTI and Stream and /britfeel/ threads...but that's not why I'm here. I'm here to purge this board of those who still desire for human companionship and having connections with other humans. Humanity's history is just filled with war, death, poverty, disease, and endless amounts of unnecessary pain. Yet, people here still have a need to "belong" with a group and find "meaning". There is no meaning in life.True robots do not have these feelings to find a girlfriend or friends to find happiness. True happiness does not exist, for it is to be spoke of in ancient fairy tales that have successfully brainwashed many people. True Robots....truly have no emotions, no desires, ambitions, or anything. We welcome death at any moment, because there truly is no meaning in life. Just think about it. What are you doing in your life right now? Do you think it will amount to anything? Do you? Does it matter in the grand scheme of things. No. Everything we have done in this planet is very insignificant compared to the rest of the universe. If all of humanity dies, then a new species can just evolve and take over. There will be no one left to mourn, no more suffering, and no one will care. Most people here need to go to 8/v9k/ because that's where all the other whining virgins are.
Any other True Robots here?
>>35872000
>trips
>but saved a thumbnail
I don't know whether to check em or tell you to fuck off
>>35872000
this site was discovered by retards and normalfags a long time ago. nowadays it's even worse. /b/ is lost and most other boards are infested with normalfags thanks to /pol/.
>trips
>bitches about people whining on a board designed for bitching and moaning
If you don't like it BTFO, simple as that
What's your most secretive fetish?
It's okay, we're all anonymous here.
I just fapped to this and I hate myself for it but love it too.
giant girls
giant futa especially
Hawt psychiatric doctors and nurses jacking off decent looking, tied-down psychiatric patients in order to calm and sedate them.
Any pron available of it is fake as fuck (obvious porn star nurses with boob jobs in skimpy Halloween nurse custom). Only thing that comes even remotely close to it is that one video of a nurse jacking off the autistic kid in a wheelchair, but that was removed from the internet's due to probably being cp. I will have to fap to my imagination for eternity ;_;
I wouldn't say it's a link, but I've been a little concerned lately by how much I like the image of a woman getting pounded by a horse
>finally lose virginity
>can't cum even after hours of fucking
Why am I such a fucking failure? Does this mean I'm still a virgin?
>>35871980
First of all: Relax.This happens to ALL guys. There is NO failure. And you are NOT a virgin.
Before your next intercource, concider the following:
1. Fapping makes it hard to cum. Avoid fapping at least for a week before the event. Two weeks are perfect. After a month, you will explode in minutes.
2.Long sexual act means you can satisfy her apetite and try any pose you like.
3. Do not hesitate to ask her to help you with her hands/mouth
4. Anal feels much better than vagina, and you may cum incide.
>>35871980
>he gave up wizardhood for this
>>35871980
Is this another circumcised feels thread?
Also, optimal age to give up?
I'm 18 and i feel like i should give up on life already.
>virgin and kissless
>5'10 (inb4 muh average height)
>fat(this one is not so much of a worry, could lose weight if i wanted
>dumb
>live in a 3rd world shithole so everything costs 3x more
>>35871875
I gave up when i was 14, the bullying in school made it clear where i stand socially. Really i was bullied my whole life, but that was the age i gave up hope of ever being social.
Im 21 now, emotionally withdrawn from everyone and am unable to meaningfully connect with anyone because of my crippleing paranoia about the intentions of anyone who interacts with me
I gave up after the first semester at Uni, 18 at the time. During highschool everyone was getting laid all the time and forming relationships, but I thought maybe I'm a late bloomer and I'll get to enjoy all that with the "University experience", instead my depression got worse, I'm lonelier than ever before with no friends, and I want to drop out and die.
>>35872932
>>35872975
Fuck, that sucks
I remember my mom saying "things'll get better when you turn 18!". they didn't, not because things are worse, everything is still the same, but now I'm an 18 years old "legal" Virgin
>tfw so autistic I can't tell when a movie is bad
>don't see anything wrong with cult meme bad movies like the room,
>don't mind them and just enjoy their narratives
>probably have zero critical viewing skills when it comes to movies
Anyone else know this feel? Does this make me retarded?
I dont give a shit about the hivemind
I actually do know this feel
I lack taste, I think everything is okay or better
it's very very rare when I find something I think is actually bad
>tfw tasteless pleb who ruins it for everybody else by financially supporting low quality commercial works
Whohere /sexdrought/?
Going on 9 months here :/
>>35871786
Hit 5 months but honestly I'm not even bothered. I've never been big on sex to begin with. Had girlfriends who put out, but I never really was into it. I don't see myself willingly having sex for a while.
>>35871786
23 years
Get on my fucking level or fuck off.
>>35871821
>>35871786
You normies need to get the fuck out