holy fuck
every time I listen to this i fall asleep no matter what
I fall asleep within like 2-3 mins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLLFpUniU0w&t=121s
this one also does the job, but i dont remain alseep for as long
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js-_GSZPxVs&t=614s
I'm literally getting stuck
Tired > Listen to this > Sleep > Wake up > Feel bad, want to go back to sleep > listen to this > Sleep > Wake up
etc etc
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>Want to watch ASMR
>Right ear is blocked
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>>36935900
pinch your nose and blow hard out of it
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Am I the only one that finds this whispering mouth sound bullshit to be distracting and irritating as well? It completely defeats the purpose of being relaxing for me.
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25+ general
who here has a degree but can't find a job?
Undergraduate degrees are useless now.
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>>36935634
Yo. Tried getting a master's only to fail. The moral is don't even try.
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Have a degree, have a job, but not a job in any way related to my degree. It is a job for high school graduates basically. I will probably never have a job related to my degree.
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>>36935634
Been a 6 month welfare neet while looking for jobs. I've gotten a lot of: >"you're a strong candidate but we're looking for someone with 1-2yrs of similar experience for this easy to learn entry level job."
I laugh everytime I see companies complaining about the workforce being underskilled. I thought uni would break the 'you cant get a job without experience, but you can't get experience without a job' loop.
I've given up trying to get a job in my field that I'm too embarrased to mention even here. So now I'm trying to get a job at immigration so I can beat the shit out of people with my impotent neet rage.
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Made a thread a while ago, same image, not many people replied
Basically I have life on easy mode,
>tfw will probably inherit north of a million
>tfw given opportunities growing up
>tfw still waste away days doing nothing
>tfw still a cyborg
>tfw still end up here
What do I do with life? I don't want to become a NEET and leech off my family forever, but I don't want to go into any normie jobs either. What would /r9k/ do?
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>>36935608
Do what I do in my free time. Treasure hunting. Find a legend or a historical truth near where you live, and look for it! I've already found a few abandoned mines. It's fun!
Then, write about your findings, maybe post it as a blog, or sell it to news organizations etc...
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>>36935608
You are an absolute failure and should be disappointed in yourself.
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>>36935627
Sounds fun actually, know any sites with that kind of info?
>>36935639
>Posting this on /r9k/
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Do you think quality VR will come soon enough for us to enjoy it?
I'm hitting 30 soon, and from where I sit it looks to be 20 years in the future.
>born too early to experience good VR
>born too late to rape farm girls and raid
>born just in time to complain about it on 4chan
Feels bad, man.
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bumpy dumpies
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Images like those sadden me.
About the VR? I dont like the idea at all. Havent tried it tho
But I want a full able AI robo waifu, i hope they will be out before i hit 30
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>>36937103
>Images like those sadden me.
Why? Its comfy incarnate. All it needs is a window showing that its raining outside.
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When did you (originally) realize you were different?
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when the elementary school made me take this test by myself in a room with one table and chair and it had questions like "do you think mickey mouse is real? yes, no, undecided". I thought it was the weirdest test I ever took, then I found out I was the only kid that had to take it because I was "too quiet".
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>everyone thought I was the smart kid in class because I was mostly quiet and didn't get in trouble
>actually have average grades and a D or two
jokes on them I'm retarded
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I love how you stopped when you couldn't figure out which e comes first
Who is he hanging?
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Stop trying to force this, you were the only one who wanted this shitty meme in the last shitty thread. Saged
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>>36935644
get out of r9k friend.
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>>36935644
get out faggot, if you're not feeling the buzz you're a normie and should leave.
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Is Linkin Park official robot band?
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Ilikein the end
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>>36935593
everyone did you fucking normie. Why don't you like more patrician songs like Faint or Breaking the Habit.
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>>36935920
Are those linkin park?
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>Anon Iet's play willy wars!
>Whoever can wank their willy and make the most willyjuice gets to use the other ones bum as a fanny!
>My big willy makes lots of milk!!!!
>l beat chinese keith at willy wars and when l used his bum Iater his Iittle chinky wilIy did spurts all down his Ieg and he wasn't even touching it!
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why do I still post here
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You didn't beat Chinese Keith though, you're a fucking lier.
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>>36935534
never stop posting these
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Does /r9k/ like my badass outfit? I go paintballing in it. It's as close to an SS uniform as I could find.
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You look like a total faggot, whether or not that is actually you. You should kill yourself regardless
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Dude you look really cool. Can I hang out with you? Like do your laundry or something?
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>>36935528
>Going paintballing in a dress uniform.
Kill yourself.
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i've felt absolutely fucking rotten inside and out for a week now, every second of every day. it hasn't been this bad since I was going to school, something has gone very wrong in my head. I can't even pretend to figure it out anymore. is this it?
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Stick it out and see what happens. It might be a sign of awakening or some shit.
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>>36935521
I've been begging for an awakening for years now but if this is what it feels like i don't want it anymore
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>>36935529
Well I can't say you have much of any other choice. See if you can pull through. Try something different with your life. Your body can tell you to do shit that benefits you sometimes.
I had something like that a while ago and it was ultimately because I was just going down the wrong path.
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>finally get gf
>she's such a prude and abstinent
just fuck my shit up
can you fucking imagine laying in a bed with a girl with a fat ass who either gets angry or uncomfortable when sex is brought up?
she's like a baby
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What do you get out of that l
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>>36935373
just marry her then if she is abstinent then this is great, if she is a virgin marry her now and she won't leave you.
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>>36935380
This. Why are you even with her, OP? Spend your time with a girl that's going to give you what you want. Either leave or marry her
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/After 27 years I'm starting to become kind of proud of my virginity/ edition
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There's nothing to be proud of like there's nothing to be ashamed of.
Shaming virginity just like putting it on a pedestal is retarded.
Sage.
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>>36935353
As long as it's voluntary then I'm fine with you being happy about it.
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y tho? im a shy faggot and i still manage to get qt's every once in a while
Why the fuck am I so lazy !
I've identified my biggest weakness. For a long time I thought that I was just plain stupid, that it was my fate to not understand basic stuff and that I could do nithing about it.
Recently, I took a verified IQ test with professionals and the result was 146 IQ. I didn't believe it at first, so did the professionals so I took another test. Same result (143).
Then it hit me. I could actually do a shitload of stuff if I put my mind into it. I'm 25, NEET, fit, healthy but an absolute lazy fuck doing nothing all day long for the last 8 months.
Is it true that you can't develop a work ethic after having grown up ? I'm here again on the chan despite having so much stuff to learn, so many things I could do. Yet every time I try to work, my brain goes on "lolno" mode and I end up shitposting on the chan.
How the fuck does one grow a work ethic at 25 ?
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Where are my fellow lazy robots at
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>>36935388
We out here my mans, IQ 156, Mensa member, lazy as all hell. I don't know what to even do anymore. I just sit around on my computer all day and do some things to prevent lowering my IQ but that's about it.
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Only use the internet an hour each day. It will force you to do things.
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GET THE FUCK OUT ROASTIES
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMAL FAGS
GET THE FUCK OUT
OUT
OUT
OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LEAVE US BE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>36935312
No. Lmao, enraging you cucks is part of my day.
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>>36935349
>cucks
Bloody hell you can't even use the word right, you dumb nigger
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>>36935312
>mfw I'm ready to take on normalfags and Jews
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Listen, wagie. Can you stop making so much noise on your way to work? You sometimes wake me up, but even when if I'm already awake it's still annoying to have to listen to you raging in the morning. I understand you're angry at your situation, but please have some consideration. Thank you, wagie.
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FUCKING WAGEKEKS RUINING MY PERFECT MORNING OF SLEEP.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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BEEP BEEP
HONK HONK
SORRY ANON, NEEDA GRAB MY COFFEE TO GET THAT MONEY FOR DAVID SHEKELBERG'S NEW YACHT
HONK HONK
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VRRROOOOOM VRRROOOOOM SKRRTTTT