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Is there some secret to avoided those awkward dances when you're walking towards someone and you both don't know which way to go? Where you end up just dodging left and right trying to pick the side the other person isn't picking, but you end up just looking like two people with cerebral palsy trying to dodge a slow rolling soccer ball.
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You're supposed to collide with them. That's the mating dance.
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Usually I just stand still and let them move first.
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>>34808166
The secret is to not second guess. You double-down, eyes forward. A lot of the communication comes from the eyes. When you begin that dance, you're looking left, looking right. The person is doing the same thing. It's unconscious communication that you're both trying to politely get out of the way of the other, and this results in an awkward mess as you both repeat the same actions.
The secret is to NOT move, which it may make you a bit of an asshole, at least you won't have to worry about the whole stepping about business.
Or if you really care that much, you can step to one side, and do a gesture to let the other person past. In this way, you ensure that the dancing is minimal and don't look like a dick.
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/sperglordfeels/
>When I heard the term "high-test" here, I thought it was analogous to high-test Hydrogen Peroxide
Am I the only fucking one?
>Make clever chemistry joke
>Only r/chemistry has ever laughed, except for Piper.
>Hot chemist chick who's into me, but also faithful to her husband.
>I've never even been this attracted to the only girl I was in love with.
>Can't take it anymore, so I tell her I'm in love with her before proceeding to block her on all social media
>Raylene, the aforementioned loved girl breaks up with me when she finds out.
>Fuck having loved and lost.
>Now I've been alone for 6 years
>I'm done with women.
>Was a fucking sperg, but also a great actor.
>Fit in mostly, except when I say something /autistasfuck/
>Severely step on toes at times because sperg, but play it off as being an edgelord.
>Actually a huge, insecure, pretentious cunt
Anyone else wanna share?
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Want more?
>Let goth chick put makeup on me.
>Some random asshole comes up to me and starts calling me a faggot (hick school), then pushes me down
>I come off the floor with a punch and knock him out.
>He's the Dean's son
>Suspension for a week, and assault charge (lawyer got it dropped as mutual)
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Now for middle school:
>7th grade wrestling (athletic and robot = not mutually exclusive)
>Had backpack with rule 34 hentai
>Like, some of it Renamon
>Furfag in hiding btw
>Played it off by saying furry shit was a friend's
>Dumbshit children bought it
>Still made fun of for being hentai
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What actually does make one a robot? Is it something physical?
Personality?
Personally I believe it is suffering. I have been forced to be a chameleon my entire life, and I fucking hate it.
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>tfw literally too inteligent to have sex
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>literal retards more likely to fuck than a genius
guess this proves you'd have to be dumb to fall for the procreation meme
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It's great that you have found purpise to your life and managed to overcome your insecurities. If you are happier without sex, you must follow your instincts.
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That makes sense. You'd have to be retarded to fall for the female meme.
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So when was the last time literally any of you talked to someone because you shared shit in common and not simply because you wanted a 'robot bf/gf/sissyboi' etc...
Most people here who bitch about getting removed, blocked, etc... don't even have anything in common in the first place with the people they talk to. They prioritize dimming their loneliness and completely ignore how a bad relationship is worse than being all alone.
I know that there will be contrarians posting about their 'nice' experience and how what I say is not true, but you know it is. I don't get it. What is it with people 'wanting' a bf/gf? That is pure infatuation with the concept, not the person itself.
I don't even know why I'm here, either. I mean, I don't have friends, and I have below average intelligence, but I'm not losing my shit and pumping hormones over the idea of 'being' with someone. Can someone explain that to me? I'm not here to clash anyone or talk shit.
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maybe i talk only to faggots, but it seems all conversation of common interests devolve into quibbling over insignificant details and annoyance therein
talking is a waste of time
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This website is purely satirical.
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>>34808047
At the same time, and I'm not trying to offend anyone reading this, you could be talking to one of those people that only really seek that, but don't say it openly. Imagine you're talking to someone IRL, right? You would know if that person hated your shit or not just from their mannerisms and body language. Online, I guess that the only real way to let someone know that it's not going to work out is to either stop talking or become an annoyance.
I don't mean to make this about myself, but I used to want to meet people over here. At some point, though, I realized that I was super repulsed from the idea, as it came off as super shallow and superficial. The concept itself is like 'Randomly pick someone who may or may not have common interests, and most likely has a deep craving for attention no matter its source.'.
I don't necessarily agree with what you said regarding talking being a waste of time. Surely, it depends on the person.
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Girl Advice Thread V4 2017-02-12 03:25:39 Post No.34808018
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So, decided to make this again. Didn't post one yesterday cause I was a little busy with some stuff but yeah. I just got done watching some college basketball. Gonzaga vs. St. Mary's, pretty dissapointing performance from SMC. I guess the Zags aren't going to lose until the tournament. Oh well. Maybe they'll lose in the second round to a good major conference team or something. Hopefully.
So, do any of you guys have questions about girls you're trying to get to know? Want some opinions on how they might feel about you? Post here. Some robots on this board were really helpful in helping me get my first gf so I'm trying to pay it forward. I'll do my best to respond to at least most posters.
Valentine's Day is coming up. It's a meme, but I'm doing something for my gf anyway but it won't be very long. So what are you guys up to?
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My ex gf cheated on me two months ago, I found out last week, broke up with her. My oneitis (she was my gf 3 years ago and we didn't talked since) and I went for a Coffee two times this week. Pretty fun, she said we should give us present this Valentine's and maybe go to the cinema. I like her a lot, I bought a nice tea (she's addict to it) and wrote a letter about how I'm proud of the woman she is now, not even a word about us.
Now, my intentions are the same, I'm in love with her, but I don want to look needy or something like that. It will be OK if I give her the presents, go to the cinema and that's it?, like, I won't contact her again until she does, I want to put her in a scenario where she knows that I want her back but I won't ask again, I want to see her doing something about it. Also, I'm OK if she doesn't contacts me again.
PS sorry for the engrish, not American
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>>34808018
Enlighten us on how women perceive material gifts, whether that be paying for a meal, valentines bullshit, or otherwise
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>>34808018
Why can't Normies realize robots can't get gf? Or even deserve one? We're out of shape, short, socially awkward, depressed human beings which half of us are poor/NEET. There's no saving.
who else /panicattacks/ here?
i'm tired of the all day anxiety and panic attacks that happen for no reason. i want to be rid of it, it didn't bother me too much when i was younger but i'm deathly afraid of my mental problems ruining the opportunities that usually arise in your 20's, i don't take meds because i heard they don't work. i always thought im fucked up because of the caffeine and junkfood but i'm afraid quitting that won't make me feel better. this really sucks robots. i wouldn't wish this pain on any chad.
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>happen for no reason
come on now
do you feel like you aren't going anywhere in life? are you afraid of the uncertainty of the future?
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>>34807931
I can relate. I used to randomly have panic attacks, then I started taking SSRIs, now the anxiety is gone as long as I keep taking them but instead it's replaced with crippling depression and brain fog.
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>>34808651
fuck that shit nigga. i'd rather be able to fap and go through the caucasional panic attack.
So why do straight guys like traps?
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No idea m80m8
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>>34807971
Gonna need sauce on that brother, reverse search gives me nothing
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traps are like methadone for bisexual men
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>somehow landed a job as a barman at a cool bar
Is this it? Am I officially a normie? Do I have to leave r9k? I hate this place but love it too.
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I bet you'll get fired after your first shift
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>>34807907
You were always a normie if they hired you to be a barman.
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>>34807923
Already done my first shift. No matter what I do things are going ok. What the fuck is going on?
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> tfw no bf to explain movies to me
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>>34807895
>> tfw no bf to explain movies to me
Are you retarded?
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>>34807918
he is a tranny playing the role of a qt gf, boys like to explain things because it makes them feel smart
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>>>>/tv/
hope u r loli
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>"Well look who finally came out of his cave!"
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But i'm hispanic. Am I adopted in this alrernate universe :)
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>>34807894
>*cocks AK 47
Any last words normies?
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>55/week job
>Still constantly made fun of for being on m y pc
Can't win. I'm out the house for 9+ hours a day and I'm still treated like a NEET. Dunno what to do anymore honestly.
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>You will never host a party in your garage until 2AM drinking with all of your bros
Dude across the street is doing it tonight and it seems super comfy, feels bad man. I can usually handle not having any friends but it starts to hurt on Saturday nights
Also General feels thread
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I'll be your friend famalamadingdong
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Substitute poison for comfier drugs and I'm in
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>>34807860
Thanks bro
What are you up to tonight?
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Did you have any friends as a kid? 2017-02-12 03:15:17 Post No.34807787
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Did you have any friends as a kid?
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>tfw used to be social and have lots of friends
>puberty comes
>little by little everyone else starts going to parties, having sex etc.
>have to witness my descent into robotdom in slow motion
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Nope, hardly had any to begin with. Last ""friend"" ditched me years ago
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I never had friends because I never spoke. I never spoke because I never had anything to say. I never had anything to say because my life was empty of things to talk about, or at least, I never knew the words for the things in my life. I would look down at my hands, feel the way they moved, and was perplexed. I wanted to say something, to ask something, but I just didn't have the words. I was left sitting in the background with no voice, waiting for those words to find me.
I am still waiting.
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>>34807787
>tfw "friends" either left to another town, used you, or stopped being your friend
>tfw two of your very closset friends were only vidya buddies and stopped talking to you forever
>tfw you begin to have a crush on one of your closest friends after they stopped talking to you
>tfw crush/old friend already has harem surrounding them, and already had someone who they fell in love with
>tfw socially autustic and can barely speak to people without stuttering, forgetting what they said, mixing up words, or speaking too loudly or softly
>tfw was always lonely, and just wanted someone to love.
>tfw so autistic can't even online friends because too shy and untrusting
You know those movies where the lonley person luckily gets one person to notice them and they become best friends? Or the ones where the loser gets a friend of the opposite sex and they finally fall in love? Yeah, all those are lies. Fairytales just like the ones you hear from child hood. All false expectations for a lowly loser who only reads, plays vidya and watches animu all day like a faggot.
It's been like this since day one. My family is litterally ashamed of me. I have to lie them just to make the slightly okay.
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Who else feels /evil/ ? 2017-02-12 03:15:14 Post No.34807785
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I feel very very /evil/ and sinful today. also I'm high.
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>>34807785
what you feel issever autismanon.
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>>34807919
Im not autismo
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>>34807919
it's severe you tard, what is 'sever autism' supposed to mean?
Hello /r9k/, since most of you are intelligent people who believe in the importance of love I seek your wisdom. Feel free to rreeee about me being a normie as much as you like.
I now find myself in a situation I would have never expected to be in.
Since no one cares about backstories of strangers I will keep that short:
>loser with no succes with women, rejected by all three girls I ever approached (by orbiting)
>get socially skilled
>first kiss at 18
After that I got my first real girlfriend, which turned my life around.
>"depression" gone
>lots of confidence
>lose virginities to eachother
>talking about a future together
>go to university in different cities which is going fine for the first two periods of the year
>truly love her, she is perfect in my eyes, she is my world
Yet after over a year she broke up with me last week, saying she needs space and can't see herself in our relationship all her life.
I was broken for two days, got better during the week as life goes on. Try the no contact rule but worry about her like a beta faggot so I respond to her messages about how she misses me.
Agree to meet up last night at her house, talk all night, tears shed again by both, she seems certain about her decision. We eventually talk about how things started between us and get horny for some reason, she sucks me off and before I know it I am driving home and we have agreed to a friends with benefits type of deal, where she wants to have sex and only sex as often as possible, which shocks me since she was always this sweet innocent girl, or so I thought. However I am still in love with her and I never thought highly about stuff like this. Nevertheless I fear that I will lose her completely otherwise. Does anyone have experience with a fwb situation where you are in love with the other person? What should I do besides kill myself?
Tl;dr : Am in a fwb relation with my ex who I am still in love with and fear to lose otherwise and don't know what to do.
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It's gonna hurt, but just end it now. You're too young to be tied down by a woman.
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all i know for certain, is that you don't belong here.
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>>34807777
The more you play her games, the more it will hurt when it inevitably ends. Seriously, why make it harder on yourself? Move on.
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>uni will likely have gender-nuetral bathrooms
>tempted to poo poo pee pee all over the walls
Should I?
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>>34807772
Do it, you fucking faggot.
Do it.
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>go to gender-neutral bathroom because I couldn't find the men's room
>girl inside looks at me in disgust
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>cum on some toilet papers
>rub all over toilet seat so it's hard to see but still coated in a glaze
>hope stacey sits on it