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>>35926838

Welcome the young lad home. He could use some guidance. And it looks like he sucks a mean dick.

>>35926838
>What will you do?

Beat the shit out of him

I give him the gay pride salute (the top to down finger salute), recite the 11 words and hop scotch my way home.

>>35926789
Not like you got some sauce with that , don't you ?

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D1stgusting.

>>35926789
No because it wouldn't be rape then, would it?

>>35926743
fuck off you underage idiot

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>>35926743
>wish I was a ghost
>everybody approaches me

>>35926743
For some reason everyone i hang out with treats me like shit but they're nice to everyone else even though I'm really nice

>>35926587
Entai

A good girl to marry.

>>35926587
Fuck my crush!

>>35926545
>start a skin care routine
>eat under 2000 calories a day
>at least walk for half an hour a day
>stop drinking soda
>go to mixers, talk to people
>if that's too hard start on a dating site, or try to network through social media
>try to find your style, make your look be *you*, don't just wear the same two hoodies every day.

Speaking broadly, all above have the potential to get you in the right direction

>>35926545
Your body may change, but not your soul.

These scars stay forever OP.

>>35926631
>don't just wear the same two hoodies every day.

I'm never making it

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>>35926540
I agree with this statement. Pepe has changed.

Pepe's been taken by pol and turned into a god. I don't know if I like it but it's better that he's associated with them instead of normalfag shit.

>>35926935
I agree with this.
Attaching him firmly to the alt-right stops his evocation via normie.

>>35926519
Fuck, people like that are the worst kind of coworkers

Do i have to go to work today?

Currently at work. I work in a cell carrier store. Anyone else? I'll try to think of some stories to greentext.

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>>35926445
>quiet kid reaches into his bag while pumped up beats is playing on the radio

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>drop change, Jew reaches for it

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>>35926445
>masturbating with headphones on to some weird porn
>hear bedroom door shut behind me

>>35926338

Yeah, just date a weirdo like yourself.

>>35926338
the perfect organism, the perfect lover

>>35926338
Not in any context will this work

>>35926267
it went wrong when they sent her to a nigger school

>>35926267
Give me one (1) good reason why I should care, that doesn't boil down to "muh bloodlines".

The guy on the left always cracks me up.

>>35926252
I love interview but I never get them.

My overconfidence and air of air of self discipline get me jobs easily when i actually get interviews and get me fired EVERY disciplinary.

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>want to get a job
>no one is hiring
I just hope I live long enough to become a merc during the inevitable civil war. Atleast then I can live like a king pillaging normies until I die defending a weapons warehouse or something

forget it. you have to be born in a family with connections. learn to enjoy your stay here.

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>>35926243
>to go fight other dogs
At least your dog isn't a huge fucking non-confrontational beta bitch like his owner

>>35926243

What breed is that? I can tell from his dead gaze and thick skull that it's one of those breeds that like to kill shit.

>>35926243
Sounds like a pretty cool dog to me

So it's group therapy today? Two-for-one I suppose. I didn't have the opportunity to cover all the ground I had wanted to in session anyway.

>>35926260
>So it's group therapy today?

We'll see, it's an idea I threw around but I doubt it'll work.

How often to do you do group therapy?

>>35926401
Well, variety is the spice of life. I have one per week.

Today, I had a dissociative episode for what I believe was the first time in therapy and certainly the first in group. The result of this was that I have a blank space for part of my memory, though I remember general impressions such as a sort of tone to the conversation. I shifted into the female persona - the one who had felt abandoned over the weekend - and discussed events from her point of view. This was particularly relevant when talking to the woman who reminds me of my mother. Still, at least I didn't become hysterical or anything of that sort.

>>35925918
maybe. Toxic if inhaled, anyway. Get some dehumidifiers and run them, and use bleach to clean the area. I've had mildew in my condo before, bleach cleaners and dehumidifiers help out a lot.

>>35925948
What this bot said.

>>35925948
Could you tell by smell? If I try all that and the smell is there does that mean it's not mold?

Bro all you gotta do is lift weights and get a haircut you will be a minimum of 8/10

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>>35925883
>any /khv/ here?
Yes, I'm here.

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what are the odds the one day i misclick s4s and i see a pic of me from like 7 years ago

yes im ugly and it was a bad picture, yes i was literally laughed out of /mu/

but no i wont be your fucking friend reed, i told you it's mentally unhealthy for us to talk

at least I hope that's who posted me. I'm not sure how I'd feel knowing even on r9k I'm the guy people laugh at for being ugly


here guys this one is better im wearing a BONG MARLEY SHIRT DUDE LMAO