If being gay was wrong why does it feel so good to put warm phallic bf shaped objects in my ass?
It just means you have a healthy prostate
>>37694685
>It just means you have a healthy prostate
this proves that boys NEED prostate stimulation
the greeks were far wiser than we will ever be
>>37694663
CHECKMATE FUCKING STRAIGHTFAGS.
lol when will straightfags just evolve to the next stage. fucking pathetic af
After quitting r9k for a few months I lost my virginity.
It wasn't as amazing as expected. Yes, I'm glad to have the stigma of virginity off my shoulders but pussy isn't as awesome as I imagined.
Sometimes jerking off feels nicer.
>>37694660
Please just tell me how you did it after quitting r9k anon, I promise I will try it. I quit r9k but then dont know where to go so I just come straight back to it
>>37694660
you can take the KV out of the virginity, but you cant take the virginity out of the KV
>>37694660
How did you do it? Even at age 32 I can't seem to lose the virginity monkey off my back.
/r9k/, Should Barron run for president in 2028?
>>37694647
I don't have a twitter but someone should send him this on twitter
>>37694686
is he watching fate/stay night? I thought he had only watched youjo senki, jojo, and a few others
>>37694837
The picture is a guide to get into the fate series. He should at least play fate stay night.
anyone have any experience with the French foreign legion?
I'm pretty /fit/ but I can't run very well, but I can do like 10-20 pull ups, and my record is clean.
Is it really as hard as they advertise, or is it just a scare tactic?
>>37694554
>but I can't run very well
You better start fucking running then, because you're going to be doing a lot of it.
>Is it really as hard as they advertise, or is it just a scare tactic?
Dude, it sounds like you're not ready for this at all. Go have a long think about it and train up before you knock on the gates, most people aren't offered a second chance.
they want real professional soldiers not just some dude who can do pull-ups
join your own country's military and then try to join the legion
>>37694771
I mean I could probably make the 12 minute time for the 1.7 mile run, and I could probably do the marching. Its just Ive always had problems with long distance running, due to me always being short of breath and getting tired easily (hereditary). I'm a good shot though and I think I'd be a good soldier.
Islam is the final pill, and hardest one to swallow i know but in this day and age do you really have a choice to refuse?
lets be honest white men your choices in this world right now are very limited you are either a
>degenerate
>A Christian (thats cucked by degenerates)
Theres are only 2 options for the white race as we speak right now, And many many whites have given up look at the epidemic of (MGTOW) defeatists backed into a corner,
Beta male virgins that refuse to look for a spouse because i want muh "virgin QT" just look at /r9k/,
or resorting to heathenism chasing material goods and sex, with no plans for the future, just think about all this, if the white race started to embrace islam by the masses instead of giving up on life imagine the impact this would have
>inb4 terrorists
nope don't join the jihad, btw if you live in america or europe then you dont even need to worry about the jihad part
just practice the peaceful version of islam instead of becoming a shut in NEET go to the masjid
Once you convert to islam, you will secure a QT middle eastern wife and your future is secured with her
Just sub mit to allah
>>37694533
fuck off already, islam is the cancer and if its peaceful its not islam
>using a veiled Stacey as the attraction
Religon is for morons
>fearing an imaginary sky man
I don't have time for that shit
>having an argument on reddit
>clearly have the more logical points and the upper hand
>person goes through my posting history and drags up embarrassing stuff
>acts like he "won" the argument and the other posters all agree
What the fuck, how is bringing up past post history a legitimate form of conversation or debate?
>>37694454
>get btfo on reddit
>so butthurt he needs to make a thread on 4chin
>>37694454
for someone who hates reddit, you sure love fucking posting about it every day
>posting on reddit
you have to go back
Anyone wanna talk? Im lonely as fuck.
>>37694298
here's a (you) 4 u anon
i'm lonely too
Anyone have DEFCON on Steam? I'm bored and nobody's on.
>>37694324
yay were lonely together!
>tfw you'll never be as cool as Barron Trump
Fucking hell, this kid at 11 years old could already cuck me.
He's gonna slay massive amounts of pussy when he hits puberty, doesn't even matter if he's autismo.
i mean he's just as autistic as you, I'm sure you can get on his level quick
I wonder if they ever bully him and call him "Stringbean"
They get arranged marriages to girls like this no matter how beta they are.
I'm not sure it always works like that. No man would want his daughter marrying a turbo-beta (unless he was rich).
>girls like this
1% of girls look like that. pic related is what you would get arranged with.
>>37694281
So they get married to porn stars?
does anyone ever think how different their life would be if they were alive before the internet?
>>37694249
Yeah I probably wouldn't be into girls pissing on me lol
I want to have life before Internet and video games, that's for sure. There is no positive effect in video games and internet has some good points but it is almost stupid and worthles.
One of the two things that have fucked up my mind is having a computer with internet in my room since I was 12 years old.
>>37694249
It would bepretty awfulI'd imagine
There would be nowhere to run
what does a perfect >>>/r9k/ look like to you, anon?
>>37694200
Non-existent so that I don't have to kill brain cells scrolling down the front page of this shithole ever again.
>>37694244
It can't be that bad, can it? Where would you go instead?
People helping others instead of putting others down.
Less abhorrent material in general.
Better get to sleep, wagecuck. Hump day is tomorrow, and it's going to be a steep one.
Wagies are literally trash.
Theyre only good for funding my neetbux.
>When a wagie says he "contributes" to society
Do wagecucks really believe this?
>>37694180
REEEEEEEEEE I HATE NEEEEEETS YOU CAN ALL DIE. I DO CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY AND ALL YOU DO IS DRAG IT DOWN.
>message someone
>they only reply with one word or very short sentences
>>37694136
Are they social? If so they're probably just busy.
>>37694136
>get messaged
>don't know what to say so only reply with one word answers
>>37694423
THIS
EVERYTIME
fuck the orginal comment
I'd like to walk around my neighbourhood at say 2-3am and live stream it, nothing interesting would happen but would anyone be interested? How would I go about it? It'd be comfy as fuck, in my head at least.
>>37694044
Yeah why not. Could make it a regular thing.
What timezone are you in ?
>>37694044
would watch from start to finish
i'd like to do the same thing, my town has some unique features and it looks like silent hill at night
I live in Scotland, UK.. so either + or - 1 I can't remember
ITT: We post at least one redeeming quality about ourselves.
I'll start: People seem to naturally like me.
>>37693942
I have an internship at one of the most valuable companies in the US
Of course we do, Cod.
>>37693942
I was funny when I was a young kid