The eclipse is impossible on a round earth.
prove me wrong niggers.
>girl has crush on me
>we date for 2 years
>I suddenly get a really bad acne breakout
>she leaves me when she goes to college because "she doesn't like the way I look"
>now I'm all alone in my room as a NEET 3 years later with cysts on my face and refuse to go outside because of how scarred and puffy my face is
We're not going to make it.
>having a gf
Not on my christian board!
I WANT MY EX BACK
I FEEL EMPTY WITHOUT HIM
I hate him but it doesn't feel right without him.
What is your phenotype /r9k/?
And by that I mean people who aren't ugly/autistic enough to be robots since they have friends and social circles but due to a lack of interest in pursuing women, or lack of opportunity, or anything else, haven't gotten a gf yet?
> be 2nd year student in Russia
> reality check time
> instead of an introductory lecture on numerical linear algebra we get a speech about how much our lives are going to suck if we don't yet have clear plans for it and what we're in for after we graduate
> "Those of you unfortunate enough to have me as your instructor during practical classes, here's your first home assignment"
> a short 2 min. report "Why the fuck did I decide to study in the Department of Mathematics?"
Why do they always have to be like this? I'm not even on the 4th year yet, give me back my delusional dreams about a cool six-figure STEM job REEEEE
There's a reason we have posters like this in the main hall of the uni.
ok but do you go to a decent uni like phiztech, gmu, bauman, or some siberian shithole?
How's life for you skelebros?
>Dropped out of college
>Started nurse studies
Still a virgin though. I'm gay-faced as shit.
How's your life being a skellington?
im a neet on neetbux, have been for like 8 years
i do nothing
>sis has her boyfriend over again and they're in her room with the door closed
What kind of man prefers small boobs over big ones?
/britfeel/ LYNCHED edition
lets get some twin peaks tunes in lads
>Dick is 4.5 inches erect
>Can't maintain my boner if I stub stimulating
>If I get a sudden bad thought or if I edge myself then stop, I lose all momentum and go flaccid within ten seconds
When did you first realize you'd probably be a lifelong virgin?
>dick is 5.5" erect but also nearly 6" thick
>years of only having 1 partner per year and then fapping hard the other 11 months of that year have left me desensitized and only way to make me cum is by receiving a 15-20 minute blowjob
What would the average robot do if he were born 50 years ago when they were no home computers?
Would he just sit in his room all day reading or masturbating furiously to magazines?
Would he be going out instead, fuck stacy and cease to be a robot?
Pic very related.
>it dont matter if ur black or white
>dyes his skin white
Have any of you considered that maybe your problem with women is that you fail to be yourself? That's all women want, is for you to be yourself!
Both of these guys are themselves.
Guess which one gets pussy, which one doesn't.
>"Anon help! Some skinheads just cuffed me and left me here! Please get these off me!"
What do you do?