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better
much better
and we wouldn't be muted on r9k for not being original

>>>/pol/
Please, this isn't a political board. Stop making these kinda threads.

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pic related oregano dumfuck robot

No but I wish I had a pretty gf (male)

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I always wished I looked like pic related but with a foot long cock and balls big enough to match.

>>38742796
decent looking trap
would be conflicted about actualy fucking them
voice would probably make or break kek

My name is Sam oh fuck people are going to tell me about this

>>38742788
You just know the show will iron out the less socially acceptable quirks real autists have and leave in le quirky n3rddd traits

>Chris Chan is getting his own Netflix series
Nice

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And this one is another pic:

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Here would be a third. Tell us how you feel.

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And a fourth one is you are still on the edge:

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>>38742743
I envy you anon. I wanted to drink today but couldn't. I hope you enjoy yourself. What are you drinking?

I just feel even more lonely if I drink.

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>>38742777
Some quality whiskey with ice, it's so good!
>>38742802
Me too, but it doesn't matter anon, I have all these 2D girls

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>>38742722

>How do I start making electronic music?

1. FL Studio
1a. Nexus VST to start with. Try whatever else you want.
2. Youtube tutorials on how to use the software
3. Make music
4. ???
5. Profit.
---
>Your music interests

What do you think of the Russian hardbass genre? Here's some examples to clarify:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEjqfOKiGWE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDDSHdyISS0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fro6je9L5kg

Listening to hardbass puts me in the zone to quietly and effectively excel in competitive FPS games, particularly in Rainbow Six: Siege.

Where are my fellow Fuze, Cav, and Doc mains?

>>38742966

Ye, I love Hardbass.
[Squatting intensifies]

>>38742966

Should I just buy FL Studio + Nexus VST or could I probably find a working torrent for them?

>>38742651
>puts hand on katana
'you dare lay your hand on milady?'
>slightly pull on the handle revealing the blade partially so it glints in the clubs mood lighting
'you're finished'
>move so quickly everything is a blur and I teleport behind him
>his eyes widen and suddenly he starts gargling blood

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>>38742651
>implying i have a gf
Well meme'd me friend.

>MODS

Leave newfag. Why would you post your face on here

>>38742569
Well right now for one minute im thinking of you, so you're not always lonely. Remember this

>>38742569
I eat because I am depressed.
I'm depressed because I eat.

>>38742569
Well I'm here for you bub

books are gay eat some ass instead

wrong board you stupid motherfucker

Don't read books that won't help. There is no secret knowledge of how to get over social anxiety, you won't find anything in a book you don't already know.

How does the plant girl smell?

>>38742519
Like eucalyptus

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>>38742481
I'm not even into femdom shit, but certainly the cat girl.
Sounds nice.

>tfw not King with my Ice queen catfu

My eventual death

>>38742422
A brighter tommorow

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>>38742422
the tea and fag i have after a wank

>>38742407
This site is facebook 2 now. It will never recover from gaymercancer and the trump campaign.

>>38742407
Fucking /pol/ got this on us with their trump and plebittors.
/pol/ should have been deleted.

>>38743464
Make /pol/ it's own site and ban them from posting here and the entire sites quality will increase by at least 50%
God I wouldn't fucking mind if they just kept to their board but they leak out fucking everywhere with their shit.

>>38742378
>Does anyone want to be my boyfriend
yes
>just want a boy more feminine than I am
wut, you got a benis?

>>38742403
Yes I have a dick I am a guy sorry

>>38742448
Hmmm... wasn't expecting that... not
Next you'll call me a degenerate on /r9k/ right

>>38742347
this gives me a feel

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i don't really like doggos or animals in general but if you bought or adopted a doggo and abused or abandoned it afterwards you are a fucking horrible human being

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>>38742380
they're just innocent creatures, they don't deserve to wither in a cage and get euthanized when no one wants them
sheltered dogs are the animal version of us

Suicide at the age of 40 after racking uo an absurd amount of debt that the Jews will have to foot the bill for.

>>38742314
Married with kids, decent stable job with decent pay and able to eventually retire because of good investments.

But realistic ideal is not realistic unfortunately

>>38742314
get married to some bipolar fat girl i hate but she likes me, get some shitty job driving a bus or something, avoid diabetes

that's assuming nothing gets worse