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>>38746524
Jews don't make you convert fool
Das Islam

>>38746524
god she always looks uncomfortable and evil

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>>38746524
Is that the Trump Trap?

Story related https://www.reddit.com/r/badroommates/comments/569oln/in_the_room_23_hours_a_day_asocial_dorm_roommate/

im not this spergy but fuck

Yeah, if you're quiet and you live with an outgoing person who likes to sleep around, they'll hate you for not going out and giving them some fucking space

>>38746528
>have to mold your personality completely to be considered a passable person
i fucking hate normies

I got a St. Benedict medal.

>>38746504
That's super cool, anon. Can you take a picture and share it?

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Well, since this thread seems headed for archival I'll share a rare Christ-chan.

>>38746394
My weekend is from Sunday to Tuesday.
Try again on Tuesday night, neetie.

Part time bro here, don't work till late tomorrow so I can stay up as long as I want;^)

>>38746457
Same shit different day
But when you're a NEET, everyday is the weekend.

>>38746387
Look at that image and them imagine the life of the animal that the beef came from.

>>38746409
All that did was make me hungry

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>>38746387
Chicfila nuggets and that fucking honey bbq sauce I can't seem to copy the right way or buy.

What if I desire a 2d trap waifu?

>>38746377
I'm not on the chart because I have a gf.

>>38746377
I'm legit on the final tier. The last time I even remotely tried anything romantic was just over 4 years ago, and even that was just 2 dates (as opposed to a multi-year relationship).

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You're the one that seems to need to justify it.

It's because you know your wife is disgusting, used goods, and that she settled for you because she needed a provider.

Enjoy your divorce and losing half your shit.

My wife had a blind date with me when we were preteens. She never had a boyfriend because she was shy and Emo and creepy. Grew up to be drop dead gorgeous and have a strong foundation with me because we have faced everything together. We're from opposite worlds op, you and i

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>>38746355
>>38746458

WHY ARE NORMIES HERE?? seriously, why aren't you on Reddit or /b/ or /pol/? you don't fit in here. you never will.

>>38746319
>robots with a gf
They're not robots.

Get a fembot nibba tf

>>38746340
where to meet fembots is the question

Tramadol is awful.

>>38746363
It is literally better than codeine, it lasts longer, I can get it without prescription, it is good if you mix it with alcohol, weed and a benzo.

Obviously oxy or stronger shit is better.

can't take tramadol because ssris so I'll stick to xanax and kratom and weed and acid and mushrooms and cocaine and opiates and ahhahahahahah

Spiders, mortality, and I shit you not the sound of the American emergency alert system.

>>38746303
those are sheep not goats you brainlet

>>38746303
actually having to resort to suicide

Fuck you and your fancy food

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>>38746255
STOP!!! NORMIE!!!

>>38746255
because she is underage and so are you. now leave

No one in the US should go to college if they have to pay for it.

They're literally ALL meme degrees right now. Don't waste your time or money.

>>38746252
TEMP

Not STEM since hard science bachelor's degrees are meme tier market-less bulllshit degrees just like any liberal arts degree. The exception is physics, hence the P.

>>38746296
would you recommend it if college was paid for by either government or parents?

>Caring what other anons think on a mongolian cotton picking forum.

>>38746226
Why were you even on the cancer known as Reddit? I quit going on it last year and I'd recommend you quit too.

>>38746265
Some subreddits aren't that shitty. It's nice if you want to discuss something with people who share a specific interest.

yeh she is gunna use you as a emotional punching bag to cry over her ex

I pity you anon

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you should do it, if nothing else, it'll feel nice to have feminine contact for a night

just don't let her lead you on or use you regularly, if you must, tell her how you really feel, try to find the courage to

>>38746115
Drinks imply something else, anon.

>>38746099
Do it sooner than later, mate. Before she regrets it, don't force it but stick it in her if she asks you to and try to turn it into a relationship. Seriously, tell her you're coming over for drinks tomorrow

I have no idea where to get crack, guess I could just start asking black people but that doesn't seem very comfy

>>38745958
This guy seemed to think so:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Pickton?wprov=sfsi1

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the fuck is wrong with you faggots