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Maybe it has evaded me, but I rarely see it mentioned about her:
Ivanka Trump is hot as fuck. Surely I'm not the only one to think so, right?
Is there anyone who wouldn't want to wife her based on looks alone?
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Nope, you're the first one
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she's a jew caked with makeup and full of silicone in her face, so no I wouldn't wife her.
I would fuck her though tbqhfam
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>>37738620
i never noticed before
keep spreading the word OP
surely it will catch onyeah right
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I deleted my Ciara folder.
Not because she's a druggie slut. Lots of people have problems, lord knows I do. But because:
1. She's trashy and gross. No class.
2. She is mean
3. She has no interest to self-improve
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good job. you didn't fall for the "women who looks nice must be nice" meme.
first step towards being enlightened.
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>>37738609
why did you save photos of her in the first place then
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4. She's irrelevant now
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>at home hanging out downstairs
>see parent's car enter driveway
>stop what I'm doing, go up to my room, lock the door
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I used to do the same thing. I couldnt stand my family. They were so loud and they always had something to complain about. Plus, you can't do whatever you want when others are in the house, so what's the point of being outside of your room?
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>>37738583
>want to make myself supper
>dad is in the kitchen coughing all over the clean dishes
>walk backwards into my room and eat a bag of almonds
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I know this feel.
I'm actually very productive whenever I'm home alone, whether it be working out or writing. But as soon as I know I'm not alone, I hide in my room and shit post here. I want to move out soon, but I was born to be a NEET.
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>"just stand up for yourself bro"
>stand up for myself
>get into fight
>get ass kicked in front of everyone
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>>37738576
>what is choosing your own battles
Try to get in the fights that you can actually fucking win. At least give yourself some kind of advantage.
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>>37738576
>stand up for yourself
>you're now the bad guy
There's no pleasing normals
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>>37738576
You know normalfags just say this with know meaning or thought into it, right? They're basically parroting shit from Hollywood movies.
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Let's discuss traps here why they're so epic totally superior to all women no matter what.
They're just on another level.
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>>37738553
it reminded me of this for some reason
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>>37738553
>can't get pregnant
>has the superior genitals
>understands men more than women ever will
>knows how to behave accordingly due to above
there are literally no downsides to being with a trap.
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>>37738624
what about implanting something that will allow the trap to have babies?
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>be 26 year old NEET
>want to go to college
>apply and get accepted
>need to get into pre-calculus or calculus
>haven't sat in a math class since 2007
>need to either get a really high score on placement test or take a 3 week math refresher course with a final exam
>decide to take refresher course because I can't into math right now
>spend 3 weeks relearning algebra and trigonometry in this class
>am the only person my age there
>study every single day for hours to relearn math
>finally final exam comes
>need a 95/100 to get into pre-calculus or a 100 with the professor's recommendation to get into calculus
>take the final exam
>one of the longest math tests I've ever taken in my life
>well over 50 questions, fully written, not a single multiple choice question
>stayed there to the very last minute of the exam
>few days later get score back
>I got a 94/100, second highest in the class
>1 short of what I needed
>I asked if they can make an exception for me and put me in pre-calc
>they say no and professor doesn't back me because I 'struggled in class'
>didn't know any math prior to these classes and was forced into group work often
>tfw I spent all that time studying and they couldn't let me in for 1 measly point
I already hate college.
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>>37738538
What do you want to be/study?
college might be a meme and waste of time and money
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>>37738538
you realize the prof did that on purpose cause they wanted to exert their power over you right? they either didnt like you or something you did.
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>>37738538
they obviously would make any bullshit excuse not to accelerate you since the more classes you have to take the more semesters youre gonna be there for (and paying for)
if youre in that profs class again give him a terrible review at the end of the semester for lulz
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it's the truth
oregano
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>>37738415
I like this one. origatoniii~~~
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>>37738492
>ear-piercing yell
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most em all pls i wanna save them to a folder
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Femanon here
Why do fat white guys with small dicks get so mad when I say I like to fuck black guys
seriously, fix your beer gut and small dick before you yell at me for fucking a genetically superioror male!!
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>>37738308
>femanon
Not falling for that one again
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What do you mean OP? Like this?
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>>37738308
Femanon here too
Kys
>be 24 yo HHKV
>niece's cute teenage friend has a crush on me
>can't do shit
Isn't it a fucking shame, cucked by the law.
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Why? If you won't try to make a move you will regret it
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>>37738306
>>niece's cute teenage friend has a crush on me
9/10 this is in your head. show me proofs of affections.
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>>37738342
This
doubt you go to jail for fucking a teenager.
a kid yes but a teenager no
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You have six (6) seconds to say something nice about my oneitis.
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that filter she used probably hides a lot of her flaws but she manages to still not be all that attractive even then congratulations
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>>37738190
I'm proud of you for coming out as gay, anon
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she would be qt if she lost about 80 pounds
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How to get a job with absolute zero connections?
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>>37738187
>How to get a job with absolute zero connections?
It's not nearly that hard dumbass
walk into some minwage shithole like a movie theater and ask around
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See a military recruiter.
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>>37738187
Apply for really shit jobs that no one wants (usually they have a high turnover and are always advertising for openings).
They usually don't ask for references or check unemployment gaps or anything like that
>finally get a girlfriend
>she's a lunatic tomboy who is extremely obsessed with you (and apparently was obsessed with you 4 months before you've met, even made drawings (cartoons) of you)
Better than dying alone, I guess?
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>>37738097
But anon, is she hot?
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You had me at 'lunatic tomboy'.
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>>37738151
Surprisingly, yes, body-wise. Her face is average, cute-average, but nice hips and body because she is into sports.
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How much do you robots cum?
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>>37738033
Odd choice of a picture.
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It depends of course, but I like to shoot for about 5ml/load. I have to be sure and stay hydrated.
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>>37738087
They're cum stains.
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>met my former gf yesterday at work (work in a wallmart)
>she broke up with me on good terms 6 years ago
>said she's pregnant and they're gonna marry soon
>at the moment they're in town at her moms place
>asked me how I've been the past years since our contact went mute after a year
>told her I've been single since we broke up and that I have problems with alcohol and depression since quite some time
>she seemed to feel guilty and invited me on a coffee at the weekend with her and her bf
>said I'll write her soon if I have time
Should I accept the offer? Somehow I'm glad that it's going well for her, but I'm sad at the same time.
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>>37737983
wow that's pathetic
yep, you know it
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maybe if you get lucky, she will let you fap in the corner while chad fucks her.
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Make another excuse not to go
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>tfw no fake bimbo wifey
Let's say she has the perfect personality for you - would you marry her?
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>>37737902
>perfect personality
>fills her face and tits with that fake shit
i think they call that an argument from fallacy
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What is the name of the girl in the pic?
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>>37737960
>perfect personality for you
>for you
>implying you deserve any better
>implying you're not damaged goods yourself