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Introverted
Open to new experiences
Disorganized
Agreeable
I tend to be emotional stable now

>>35782456
Introverted. Close minded. Disorganized. Disagreeable. Neurotic.

MFW when want to change everything except for introversion. Fuck making social relationships.

Opps forgot the link http://similarminds.com/bigfive.html

Get job get money get new home

>>35782425
Learn to take Arab cock.

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Middle eastern men can be pretty hot ngl

>>35782364
why is he saying "blah blah"

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>>35782364
i hate my job so darn much!

>>35782364
I don't even eat tendies anymore lol

N-NO! IT'S NOT TRUE!

MODS!

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>kids born after 9/11 will be getting their drivers licenses this year

>>35782354
>kids born after 9/11 have made more money than you and aren't in 60k$ debt

>>35782348
Correction:

0% more than others: robot
1%-100% more than others: normie

>>35782495
What did you get?

Oregano

>>35782348
Who is this?
Oriogo

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hey anon its me, chad
nice place you got here

>>35782431
GTFO OR I WILL SHOOT
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>Aule wanting to destroy the dwarves that he made
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>Aule created the Dwarves, because he want
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>>80881601
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>>80882014
OOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPP BPOOOOOOOPSIE WOOPSIE POOPSIE HAHAAHA LAOLOLL BRAAAAAAPP

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>>35782319
who else here /evilerthandevil/

>>35782311
I don't want her

Originiri

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Maybe if she weren't stupid enough to fall for feminism, in the most thoughtless and regressive manner possible (intersectional Marxist ebinism)

You just made me very thankful to God

Greeks and Romans loved big dicks, it was just too vulgar to say out loud. Google Priapus.

>>35782292
socrates was executed for shitposting
I can only dream of living up to the standard he set

also diogenes was the OG NEET

>>35782292
Absolutely.
Romans instead were the ancient chads.

>>35782256
Are they friendly-teasing or mean-teasing? If it's friendly, ask them to be your wingwomen/help you with your style and game. If it's mean teasing, stop being near them

>>35782380
I didn't mean that they're teasing me specifically. I only meant that mocking and teasing virgins is a more/less accepted part of culture.

>>35782256
Savour it, nobody teases me because nobody talks to me.

>>35782185
If only we could swap appetites

I'm a skinny guy been trying to gain weight for 3 months and struggle to eat 2000 calories in a day

>>35782185
No dinner and supper for you mo'fucker
>>35782213
Do the dirty bulk just eat pizza and ice cream

>>35782185
So....? Is it too hard to just not eat? Or do some exercise?

>tfw you constantly make plans to fix your life but don't follow through on them

>tfw you've practically given up and are just playing video games to pass time until you finally die

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>>35782181
>tfw someone used your OC as OP image

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You die when you break something or something breaks. Also it depends on how high the bridge is and how long will it take for you to hit the ground/water. You can also die in mid-air before you reach any surface, this is like a heart attack from the fall. Just take a look at the bridge where you're gonna jump from and take height of the bridge and the distance between the surface and bridge into consideration.
Hope this helps, good luck!

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50m onto ground.
100m onto water.
try to land head first if u can

>>35782147
200 ft above water or 100 ft above hard ground. For more information you can read Geo Stone's book on suicide methods

Most drugs will make you more horny. Impotence doesn't mean you won't be aroused. The only way to do this would be to fuck with your hormones

get addicted to opioids and sex will seem like an annoying chore

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>>35782133

>get horny
>masturbate
>great orgasm
>shortly after desire cuddles more than anything
>cannot self-cuddle

There is no escaping tfw no gf.

>>35782132
You can't fix something that's broken by smashing it against another broken object, anon.

>>35782167
See that's where your wrong, you can both be broken and won't have to fix anytrhing

>>35782132
The insignia on her computer looks like an ISIS flag

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Key which one of you was it?

>>35782078
>>35782109
That's obviously just someone using that guy's picture. But seriously, who just tells strangers they have a virus? Why do fatties have no sense of what is socially acceptable?

>>35782169
Pity

And no