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2017-02-12 10:57:30 Post No.34826198
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How much would you pay to have a faithfull hosewife who would stay home, coock, take care of your house and be ready for sex whenever you wanted it?

I would probably pay 20-30 k, almost like a new car.

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Anonymous 2017-02-12 10:58:06 Post No.34826223
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>>34826198
if she's a qt, a lot more than 20-30k

Anonymous 2017-02-12 11:03:20 Post No.34826328
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>>34826223
100k?

That's a lot of m0ney.

Anonymous 2017-02-12 11:37:05 Post No.34827069
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>>34826198
I'll be your housewife for free, so long as you let me buy video games and cute clothes occasionally.

Anonymous
2017-02-12 10:57:19 Post No.34826194
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Anonymous 2017-02-12 10:57:19 Post No. 34826194 [Report] [View this topic]

Valentine's Day is my birthday and I don't even have any friends or family to share it with.

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Anonymous 2017-02-12 10:59:49 Post No.34826254
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Do you like anime OP? Watching anything this season?

I bet you play videogames too.

Anonymous 2017-02-12 11:10:03 Post No.34826472
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I think I'm supposed to feel pity... then I realise; I'm the same.

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>>34826254
>tfw trying to set up a valentine's date with someone and they ignore you

o-ok nevermind...

Anonymous
2017-02-12 10:56:03 Post No.34826172
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Anonymous 2017-02-12 10:56:03 Post No. 34826172 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw no older sister to steal her panties and learn the essence of women

reeeee i wouldn't be a robot if i had had a sister

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Anonymous 2017-02-12 10:57:20 Post No.34826196
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>>34826172
why not use your mom's?

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I wish I had a younger sister to steal panties from, desu.

Anonymous 2017-02-12 11:00:55 Post No.34826286
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>tfw younger sister and her friends are trying on panties and ask you which ones you like the moist

Anonymous
And depression happens 2017-02-12 10:45:38 Post No.34825947
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And depression happens Anonymous 2017-02-12 10:45:38 Post No. 34825947 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me
>Roman Catholic
>the pic related dude is destroying my Church
>and I can't even complain because Normalists would label me a Pope-hater

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Anonymous 2017-02-12 10:46:52 Post No.34825967
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>>34825947
i'm not religious and have barely followed this dude aside from the "he OKAY with the gays, nigggaaaaa"

How is he destroying the church?

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>>34825967
>"he OKAY with the gays, nigggaaaaa"
>How is he destroying the church?

Christian teachings strictly require that gays live in total abstinence.

Anonymous 2017-02-12 10:58:42 Post No.34826231
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>be me
>cat holic
>can't stop fucking cats
>can't complain because thug life

Anonymous
2017-02-12 10:43:29 Post No.34825899
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Anonymous 2017-02-12 10:43:29 Post No. 34825899 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey Anon-kun, I've been watching you from afar for a while now and well....I have a little crush on you
You possess so many special qualities, anybody would be happy to be near you.
Please accept this chocolate as a symbol of my admiration.

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Anonymous 2017-02-12 10:44:36 Post No.34825919
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>>34825899
I don't really like chocolate tbqh. You can keep it.

Anonymous 2017-02-12 10:47:09 Post No.34825974
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Anonymous 2017-02-12 10:47:09 Post No.34825974 [Report]

That's great and all, but where's Konata?

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Wow, thanks anon-chan...actually I have a little crush on you too...

You wanna come over to my place and have anal sex?

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2017-02-12 10:42:26 Post No.34825876
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Anonymous 2017-02-12 10:42:26 Post No. 34825876 [Report] [View this topic]

ever feel like you fucked it all up between you and the one girl god made for you?

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Anonymous 2017-02-12 10:43:33 Post No.34825900
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>>34825876
>tfw you moved to quickly on your sister and she rejected you

Anonymous 2017-02-12 10:44:13 Post No.34825908
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>>34825900
>on your sister

Die you scum

Anonymous 2017-02-12 10:45:50 Post No.34825950
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yeah but she was nuts. She was cute but she told me a week after we started going out that she "couldn't wait until we got married" and she was literally obsessed with me.

As a depressed loner with little self-esteem that really scared me off

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2017-02-12 10:41:24 Post No.34825864
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Anonymous 2017-02-12 10:41:24 Post No. 34825864 [Report] [View this topic]

>Be black
>Not liked by black girls
>Only get attention from either white girls or latinas
>So far I've only dated one black and asian girl
What does this mean?

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Anonymous 2017-02-12 10:44:28 Post No.34825913
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it means youre a normie asshole and need to get the fuck out

Anonymous 2017-02-12 10:45:08 Post No.34825934
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>>34825913
Well then, fuck you too, buddy.

Anonymous 2017-02-12 10:59:22 Post No.34826242
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>>34825864
It means black and Asian girls are smarter than white and Latino girls and know not to date Niggers.

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discord server for lonely people 2017-02-12 10:36:24 Post No.34825752
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discord server for lonely people Anonymous 2017-02-12 10:36:24 Post No. 34825752 [Report] [View this topic]

Feeling bored/lonely? I made a comfy discord server for robots to come and chat in. Feel free to join: https://discord.gg/fJA5dE9

https://discord.gg/fJA5dE9

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Anonymous 2017-02-12 11:03:05 Post No.34826326
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i like to bump things, so i'll bump this one!

Anonymous 2017-02-12 11:04:35 Post No.34826353
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>>34825752
I'll join de geso

Anonymous 2017-02-12 11:14:13 Post No.34826561
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>>34825752
Is this the discord where robros swap pics and do lewd things together? I can join if not anyway but I might masterbate if you guys are talking.

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2017-02-12 10:33:32 Post No.34825690
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Anonymous 2017-02-12 10:33:32 Post No. 34825690 [Report] [View this topic]

/r9k/, I'm in some financial trouble right now. My 10-year-old brother's birthday is tomorrow, and he asked me to build him a gaming PC. I only have $80. How can I fulfill his wish?

He said that the PC has to be strong enough to run Minecraft, LoL, and CS:GO.

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Anonymous 2017-02-12 10:35:43 Post No.34825739
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lockpicks are 20 bucks

Anonymous 2017-02-12 10:36:48 Post No.34825763
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Get a raspberry Pi. Say it's "the newest tech on the market." Not the third one. The first.

Anonymous 2017-02-12 10:36:57 Post No.34825766
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If you already have a desktop lying around get a video card you should be able to play all those games even if you have a core 2 duo.

Anonymous
2017-02-12 10:32:47 Post No.34825678
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Anonymous 2017-02-12 10:32:47 Post No. 34825678 [Report] [View this topic]

You have no friends because you whine about your problems instead of solving them

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Anonymous 2017-02-12 10:34:15 Post No.34825710
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>it's another "normie thinks we never try to improve ourselves" thread

Anonymous 2017-02-12 10:34:15 Post No.34825711
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>>34825678
>You have no friends because you whine about your problems instead of solving them

I literally have never whined about my problems on here or anywhere else

I have no friends because I make no effort to make friends, it's as simple as that.

Anonymous 2017-02-12 10:35:13 Post No.34825726
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>>34825678
I've never talked about what's wrong with my life to anyone but very close people. There's clearly another reason.

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Anonymous 2017-02-12 10:31:55 Post No. 34825666 [Report] [View this topic]

>30 mins into a conspiracy theory
>already paranoid
>looks behind me even if there is a wall behind me
>when I leave the house I observe if anyone acting susp
>always have some kind of a weapon close to me
>sometimes I look through the door to see if anyone is watching
>taped my camera
>types in google shit like "I know you are watching me"

Anyone else autistic like me?

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Anonymous 2017-02-12 10:33:55 Post No.34825698
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and these trips aren't going to appease your mind I guess

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>>34825666
>666

op fucking, RUN

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>>34825666
I just don't care about the surveillance state. I'm going to do what I want. I'm not a bad person or doing bad things. I have earned good enough karma. So I don't have anything to worry about

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Anonymous 2017-02-12 10:31:14 Post No. 34825645 [Report] [View this topic]

If you were a pokemon, who would you be? But here is the trick: you have to pick three pokemon for each personality

Personality: (who you are)
Appearance: (how you look)
Desire: (what you want to be)

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