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Did you really have to have your fucking foot in the picture? Disgusting.

>>36856440
why you don't like feet?

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>>36856402
more feet pics please

maybe open up those disc cases too....

Death.

Hjkcrvcwhklx

>>36856375
The dream of living miles away from the nearest person. Also even better tasting food.

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>>36856401
>Death.
>Hjkcrvcwhklx
What

>>36856356
wtf is a waifu lol

>>36856651
Go back please

>>36856651
Are you being sarcastic or what?

>>36856315
>>don't see that worker for a while, until about a month later
>>she is outside the cafeteria parking lot screeching at her phone and cursing so loudly i heard it halfway across campus
>>never disciplined or fired
sounds like she was fired to me OP

prank idea: shit or cum in the meatballs before she eats them

Why would she deny you meatballs? I don't get it

>>36856315
You really think they'd fire someone black AND female?

>>36856255
>>36856255
Depends on what you look like, faggot.

>>36856255
Only if you're cute and swear to suck my dick whenever i feel like it.

>>36856255
Wow fuck you OP, if someone asked me that question to my face I'd probably get incredibly fucking hard.

Any personal projects you've worked on?

You don't

Why would anyone hire someone like that? Your entire life is a giant red flag

>>36856288
Well, I'm graduating, so any job would do.
I can do pretty much anything. Problem is I'm really embarassed sending CVs because I have nothing to write on, and also my age..

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my negro

I'd offer to play with you, but all of my accounts are banned now

I stopped playing a lot around the time the bodies came out anyway, but that game was my shit back in the day

>>36856324
I stopped in 2014 after 4 years but recently came back to it because I'm trying to relive my better days

>>36856211
That sounds satisfying, im working 8hrs today and would trade er fer 10hrs gaming any day! Whats the problem here anon?

>>36856163
>chinese keith
ppppffffff

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>>36856163
Th-this isn't a real thing, i-is it?

>>36856226
>he never played willy wars

Jesus I knew this was the loser board but what the fuck

>>36856161
>tfw it was never that great to begin with

please remove the nostalgia goggles anon
it's for your own good

>>36856179
why would we do this when its easier to do some gatekeeping and rant about the goddarm normies

>>36856179
at least before this place was actually filled with other robots. Now it's just normal-tier "lel XD gf/bf" shit like we'd be on fucking r/4chan

>>36856111
Jews are still the problem, blacks wouldn't even be here if they hadn't shipped them in as slaves

>Nazi Germany had the problem of Jews taking jobs and destroying the economy. Niggers are doing this in America now.

I think it's pretty clear by that statement that you aren't american.

>famous musicians get hot girls
Stop the presses

>meet a robot who only tries to text at ungodly hours, late at night
>immediately dropped

this german-ashkenazi qt at my work got cheated on by her chad ex. she does a lot of the weed. i'm really lonely but also retarded and incapable of entering a normalfag state so i'm not sure what to do

>meet cute girl that you can get along with
>she lives 2000 miles away

post spoon pic

>>36856073
Hi Bill, I listened the heck out of your album when I was younger. You're a truly talented man.

shut up Wesley

Hahaha

I remember see something for this
You just run around and build shit. Basically a worse minecraft

Can I upload my own shit to it?

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>>36856530
insofar as I can see, no.

But the editor is pretty neat.

kinda, the girl was my ldr gf first, then she meet someone in real life and slowly choose him, she literally told me everyone in the world have a chance with her specially him but no me, I was so lonely that I accepted thinking she would change her mind, of course that didnt happened so I stopped talking to her but she still wanted to be my friend so I accepted but only because she often got drunk or high and send semi-nudes of her so I decided I deserved see her naked at least , finally one time she got drunk and drop me her nudes, we never talked again and I feel good about it, I learned the lesson now I wont do it again

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For like a few days at most. Never did it long term and consistently. Not sure if that is because of my self awareness or laziness

>>36855928
No. I'm not a fucking cuck.

because you don't get happier after around $80k a year

>>36855878
go ask your parents you spoiled brat

>>36856435
I don't live with my parents, I collect easy money from social security. I'll happily live off my government benefits. I don't have to work a day in my life, enjoy slave labor.

Anyone serious care to explain why workers like wasting their life for money?