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I wish I never went to college I feel like it ruined my life what the fuck did I think I was going to do with a degree in painting anyways?
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lol my friends with useless art degrees agree

Should have learned a trade (fuck I wish I did)
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>>34651996
It's the one where you synthesize lacques and paints and is polymer heavy?
Or did you literally sign up for painting walls?
Either way, can't you get a job in that?
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I have a degree in gender studies! I'm otherkin binary gender trans-plantkin trisex demi. I'm also an artist!

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are the jews really behind everything ?

what a shitty fucking world....
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No, simply put it's sociopaths who call themselves "jewish" in order to blend in to a larger group of people

They are the one's pushing agenda

Actual jews are really cool and I have a couple of friends who I didn't know where Jewish til the holidays.
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Ashkenazi Jews have the highest IQ of any race, which when combined with natural in-group favoritism allows them to establish an outsized presence in any field they set their sights on. They dominate Hollywood and Academia, allowing them to influence the underlying cultures of these establishments by injecting their own tastes and beliefs. They venerate the outsider, the oppressed, because for all their life they themselves have felt like outsiders because of their Jewish heritage.

They excel in business and finance, and as a result have large amounts of disposable income to spend on donations to political candidates and organizations, allowing them to once again shape society to their own preferences.
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>>34653015

> Ashkenazi Jews have the highest IQ of any race

Lol where did you hear that? Go to Israel and tell me they are smart people... They live like the arabs, selling shitty fruit in the streets.

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I know we have a swarm of normieshit-tier threads like teehee I'm a girl, gay mindwash propaganda and niggerdick shilling, but what about the drug jewing as well? It's pretty much as spammed as all those threads and honestly just attract a bunch of lol we're robots just because we do drugs-normies.

Blue r9k when?
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yeah let's put IDs and flags too.
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>>34651961
You see, you make that sound like a bad idea but in reality, it should happen
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>>34651961
>Board becomes blue
>FORCED IDENTITY NO ANONYMITY LEFT OOGA BOOGA

Honestly the best option would be to have a completely new blue robot board and still have this one as well

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anyone tired of dick and vagina ?
also asshole
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How could I get tired of something I'm never having?
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>>34651860
so you just have nothing between your legs?
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>>34651918
That's not what OP is asking you illiterate spickjesus, learn english

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>out of cheese
>build rocket ship to go to the moon and obtain cheese
Is there a comfier movie?
Pro tip: you can't.
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gay movie for gay kids
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>tfw have this on VCR

Nigga wallace and gromit is 10/10
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>>34651815
I liked the robot and his ski's. He found a way to live his dream.

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Alright lonely robots I am lonely as fuck and would like some new friends.

So here I propose an ausbot meetup in Sydney

General requirements
>You need to enjoy drinking
>You have a pulse

We can either hit a bar or actually just buy drinks at liquorland and sit somewhere in a park. I will create a discord for this but only if some of you are interested.

Also about me
>20 years old
>Smoke/Drink/Weed
>Wagecucking
>TAFE in IT

I am just curious how it would be to meet some of you in real life.

Also /Ausbot? General
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Yeah fuck sorry mate, Darwinbot here. Would be cool to meet up for a few beers but
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How's /melbourne/ enjoying tonight's storm? Pretty comfy!
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>>34651769
Shame how are the fucking abbos in Darwin, dont you have like tons of them there or are you an abo with a functioning brain?

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i have no real job. I am a manlet. I dont' have friends. I don't have a haircut and i have a beard and don't want to shave or get a haircut. I don't want to buy nice clothes. I'm kind of a loser. If I get drunk I will start saying nice things about Trump and I live in California. I have serious issues and i don't even care. I've always been a lazy fuck, even before smoking weed. I kno i have issues but i don't want to change. I hate society and don't want to play along that I care; pretending i care just makes me more sad.

At least I'm not ugly. it feels good to be attractive. It's also tragic because i see when people are attracted but i am too socially retarded most of the time to do anything about it.
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cool story bud
post moar cat
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tl;dr

cat thread
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>>34651725
She is one of those blacks I think. I rescued them and found them all homes and the last one who wasn't picked I kept for myself

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/r9k/ I just binge watched a Disney cartoon for preteen girls called W.I.T.C.H.

It was garbage but I loved it.

What's going wrong with my life?
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You were fooled into thinking its one of those "western animes"?
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I watched the two first seasons of Winx club

Don't be ashamed OP.
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>>34651692
No I just wanted to watch a qt magical girl show and this one fit the bill.

I'm a 23 year old man

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Lowering your standards is like lowering your self-esteem. That's why you still get no gf, because women want dominant and confident man.
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>>34651623
No, I have no gf because I'm ugly.
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>>34651635

>I'm too ugly so i won't even try.

Loser beta mentality, get your shit together man.
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Lowering your standards is retarded in general because having a gf should be something enjoyable and not a chore.

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How did this fat piece of shit asian get such a qt white wife? This is absolutely insane to me. How can this man achieve gf/wife ?
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>>34651619
he probably has a decent steady paying job with benefits and a health plan and 401k not /r9k/...
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her glasses look like she got them from a dollar store.
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>>34651644
So you're saying women are only feigning love for money and security?

Who would do that?

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How does it feel to have a gf?
>going to college in a few months and Ive never even dated and or had a conversation with a girl
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>>34651595
It's a bit like having a dog that you fuck sometimes.
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>>34651595
>had a conversation with a girl
is this a meme? were you homeschooled? how do you buy stuff or got to the doctor/dentist/etc...
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>>34652067
This guy should never own a pet or have contact with females. Obviously.

>24 year old adult male
>Get terrified when interacting with anyone who isn't my parents
How did it come to this
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>>34651577
by not being around other people enough.
stop caring about what people think of you so much and it'll go away

the key to being a normie is to not give a fuck about how others perceive you
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>>34651577
>the key to being a normie is to not give a fuck about how others perceive you

top kek how others perceive you is literally the life force of the normie
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>>34651727
nah, if you're always self conscious of others you'll never be able to 'b yourself', so your socialization will be really limited/boring aka robot.

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>be in love with childhood friend
>she's had a terrible life
>molested as a kid
>dad beat them and left
>we finally get together in HS
>feels good man
>she feels undeserving of happiness
>tells me she likes someone else
>crushed
>we break up
>she changes her mind and confesses she lied
>too hurt and insecure to amend things.
>go our separate ways
>never stop loving her
>she continues horrible life
>gets with a meth dealer
>does meth and moves in with him
>gets pregnant
>twice
>meanwhile I'm dating around but still in love with her
>find a different girl
>she's just like me
>get along and date for years
>move in together
>life's good
>4 years later
>somethings missing but happy
>log onto FB
>first time in years.
>old message from 3 months ago.
>it's her
>we text
>tell her about my gf
>she seems jealous but quickly changes
>talk continues
>she finally admits she's jealous
>says we should meet up
>midnight meetup
>tells me about her life
>went back to shit
>baby daddy in jail for 20yrs
>another abusive boyfriend
>brother in jail
>she was on meth for a while
>lost kids to CPS
>Won them back. But it'll be 9 months before she recovers them
>we admit feelings
>tells me she ruins everything
>wants to ruin my life again she says
>we make out
>it's late
>she has to leave
>I go home.
>she changes her mind
>asks me to come back
>I sneak back into her parents house
>we lay in bed together
>make out
>sex available but I don't want to officially cheat and add to this chick's problems
>leave after an hour when she really has to call it
> it's 4am
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>plan on meeting again
>few days later
>ask to hang out again
>"we can go out tomorrow. I'm on a date rn lol"
>wtf why
>"I needed sex and you're with someone"
>wtf it's been 2 days
>"idk what the big deal is"
>sperg out
>dump all my feels
>she says she still loves me and is just waiting
>tell her I'm done
>she says I'm not thinking clearly and goes to bed
>tells me to think about it.
>currently laying next to my gf
>heartbroken

What do?
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Now I know she's messed up and my current gf gets along with me so well. Marriage material. But feels don't make sense. I'm open to erasing everything and just continuing life with the current.


Or admitting everything and if I get broken up with I have nothing to lose with the broken down girl. She really was a nice person. And the talk in person made her seem like the very same person as years ago. Just more damaged.
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>>34651476

youre 104% fucking retarded shes using you like a dirty paper towel cut that bitch out of your life

she had kids with another man dipshit. think about that

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Y'all. I'm serious. I was a robot before, I felt the impact of suicide and depression on my life, I felt the lowest of lows.
I am no longer a robot. Islam saved my life.

Now brothers, before y'all go running away, hear me out for a bit. Even if it isn't Islam itself, faith saves you. Period.
Faith being salvation is not just some bullshit that assholes with perfect lives make up. It is REAL. I am proof of this, hell, the entire Ummah is proof of this.
I come here to help, to send an open minded direction of a potential place.
Do your own research; you don't have to take my word for it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNRFo1JXIJw
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Y'all, I'm serious. I was a robot before, I felt the impact of suicide and depression on my life, I felt the lowest of lows.
I am no longer a robot. Islam saved my life.

Now brothers, before y'all go running away, hear me out for a bit. I fuck nine year olds every night and it makes me god. Sucking the cock of other men and lamb fucking makes me an object of worship.

Faith being salvation is not just some bullshit that assholes with perfect lives make up. It is REAL. I am proof of this, hell, my little Aisha-chan's torn hymen is proof of this.
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>>34651415
Do what ya do anon, but know you're still forgiven. God still loves you when no one else will
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>>34651350
Agreed, after I accepted Jesus my life improved dramatically.

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Day 3 of job searching

Still have not found a job within 5 miles of my house with a pay of at least $15 and hour and that will hire someone with only a high school diploma and who hasn't been employed for the past 2 years and has been in community college for 6 years.

The search continues.
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>>34651320
>5 miles
If you have a car you can get up to 20 miles in trivial time
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start cold calling local small biz. like family owned ones. thats how i got mine. im like half care giver half photographer. its hillarious.
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>>34651320
I can't imagine why that would be a difficult thing to find.

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