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Who else repress all feelings here
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nobody knows how awful i really feel
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>>37719970
I'm being followed by a hacker with aspergers because we have the same name and he's lonely. He pretends to be my friends.
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>>37719970
here, I feel almost robotic at times but the emotions come back every few months in uncontrolled outbursts.

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>fall asleep in bathtub watching inyuasha
>wake up to mom banging on the door ready to shit herself
>towel off
>penis is pruney

How's your night?
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>>37719881
that is one sad looking dick and,
>watching inyuasha
that's the cancer of all cancers, kill yourself my man.
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>>37719881
BLERRHRHREHERHHHGGHGGHGGHHH
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>>37719881

This belongs in a things that make you "hmm" thread. I didnt know it could get like that

>biked home in the rain
>get home
>it's raining so god damn hard outside
>hear a bunch of meows outside

A cat has appeared

>runs in when im not looking
>try to get him out
>fail
>give up
>fall asleep
>this is what i woke up to
>we cuddled afterwards
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>>37719850
He's chosen you OP. Cherish him. Give him all the love in the world
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>>37719850
this also happened to me . i kept it .
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>>37719850
There's a special place in heaven for u anon

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What do you do when you love someone who can't love you back?

How do you deal with your love for your waifu?
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You get a new laifu
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I would love for you to show your VNs to people
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>>37719765
Lilly is top tier cripplefu

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Why not learn chinese and go to China for a gf?
>relationships are always serious
>women desperate to get married
>women commit suicide or stalk you if you break it off with them
>women are mostly thin
>too stupid to know you're ugly for a white dude
>traditional roles are prized so wife is basically a slave

I'd do it but i don't have yellow fever
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>>37719559
Cause even Asians don't want chinese.
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>>37719559
>too stupid to know you're ugly for a white dude

If all White ppl are going to seek Asian help for skincare, you fucking bet they know you're fugly.
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>>37719559
>marrying a gold digging chink
>marrying a real life woman
geez anon, how stupid can you be?

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>tfw 340lbs and 4.5" penis
I have a massive fat pad above my dick. I've started losing weight, I'm targeting about 160lbs. If I lose weight will my penis actually get bigger?
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>>37719557
No. But it will look bigger. You're probably trapping 2-3 inches under your fupa
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>>37719557

Ya. Uu
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>>37719557
in length yes, as much as one inch. good luck

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>20
>still wet the bed
help
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>>37719373

Embrace diapers and become a true degenerate, anon. It's all you have left.
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>>37719373
piss before going to sleep you dumbass
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just dont drink anything an hour before bed anon

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Does liking pegging make you gay?
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Not if it's with a woman.
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Strictly speaking being gay just makes you like pegging. You can't "make" someone gay, it's genetic.
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>>37719398
>it's genetic.
Please tell me which gene is the "gay gene"

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I hate physical reality. I hate having a physical form. I hate being unable to retreat into a meditative trance indefinitely.
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>>37719325
Dmt mr baitman
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>>37719325
Dude just dissociate sit out side long enough and you will feel at peace, stop feeling anything and just sit and wait nothing is real so what's the point of acting just don't and it will get easier.
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>>37719337
Indefinitely you cuck. Besides, it's illegal. If reality were such that I could grab a bit on my way home from work at the store it'd be pretty fuckin' rad though.

Hey Anon! You don't have a car?
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>>37719323

I do, actually. Driving's the only time I feel good and alone with my thoughts, given that I live in an apartment block with thin walls and work a shit office job where everyone can hear everyone

>NORMIE REEEEEEE
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>>37719323
w-why are they driving an ambulance around
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>>37719323
I totaled my car last week

I gotta buy a new one soon but ive been putting it off because im probably going to kill myself instead

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I did it. I managed to watch anime in the sofa with my dad at my side without feeling cringe. Im a new kind of loser now. The shameless loser. I have evolved.
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my dad shamed me for watching anime when iw as like in5 th grade

its a tough world.
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>>37719341
Mine just went like

>"What are you watching?"
>"Ergo Proxy"
>"Ah, and what is that?"
>"An anime"
>"A what?"
>"Anime"
>"Right"

And then he kept doing his stuff but from time to time i noticed he was watching. He probably was trying to see if it was porn.
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>>37719374
>"Right"

Why must normies say this condescending garbage

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How would you react and what wouId you do if you went through a friend's (who doesn't seem to be a weirdo at all and is well-adjusted) computer and found a folder containing hundreds of non-nude and non-lewd innocent pictures of little girls in a folder titled "Cute little girls" inside a folder titled "Cuteness" which also contains another folder titled "Cute little animals" with hundreds of non-sexual pictures of small animals (mostly puppies)?

What if these two folders (cute little girls & cute animals) were in the "Inspiration" section of an "Art" folder which itself also contains many well-organized folders with thousands of paintings, drawings, sketches and sculptures, all of which were added earlier?

What if there were also another folder in the "Inspiration" one titled "Beauty" which contains nearly 20 gigs of pictures of 18+ women and that, though countless are nude and erotic, not even a single one (picture) shows a man/cock/penetration?

What would you be thinking exactly in your head? What if you suspect whatever you may suspect but find absolutely nothing compromising? Would you pretend you didn't go through his computer or tell/ask him something?
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>>37719311
you literally answered your own answer with it was in a folder inspiration inside one that was art. just go on with your day and dont go on other peoples computers faggot
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>>37719346
>dont go on other peoples computers faggot
I look through everyone's stuff, including family members', I'm just too curious.
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>>37719407
WELL YOU NEED TO FUCKING STOP YOU ARE ACTING LIKE A FAGGOT AND NOBODY LIKES A FAGGOT

It's 2017, /r9k/. Stop wasting water.
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>>37719282
>pajeets are the most advanced beings
no wonder they're becoming a superpower
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>>37719282
Someday I'll get a composting toilet and grow beans in my backyard. But I prefer to keep the farming minimal since the two hoarders (like in the show) I've met in my life both had avid interest in gardening.
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>>37719282
theres enough water here. all it does is cost a lot of money


its not like we ship surplus water down to africa lol

essentially finish your plate people are starving

>tfw you realise you hate all of your "friends"
Fuck people.
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What makes you hate your friends anon?
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the real question is...do you hate yourself? If so then figure out why and adapt.
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>>37719278
A lot of them are just bullshit posturers, they also don't listen and talk shit for absolutely no reason. They don't talk shit to me necessarily because they know it doesn't get to me and I ignore them but one friend in particular picks on the weakest friend in the group. It's fucking disgusting.
I also just played a game of CS Go with a friend, he said he had to go soon, but he would stay in the game because what he was doing wasn't urgent so he promised he would stay in the game and not leave. Then out of nowhere he just disappears, no goodbye, nothing. So not only did he break his promise to me and fuck me over, he fucked the team over. Everyone was annoyed. This isn't an isolated incident either it's typical of him to do this shit.

>>37719310
Not really, I used to when I was a teen but I've learned to accept myself.
I now just hate most other people.

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I like to piss into my shirts and towels because I don't want to get up to use the bathroom. It started when I got a uti a few times, this is how I would solve the burning and constantly needing to pee. Now I just like pissing into my clothes or towels. It is pretty great to sit there and watch a movie or play games and do this. Is that too weird? Would someone still want to be with me knowing this? Anyone else do something similar?
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>>37719207
That is weird to me. But I wear diapers for similar reasons. I'm lazy and have poor bladder control but would rather contain the piss.
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Currently going through my second item of the day I piss into. The other one is on the floor. I wash them both and dry them and repeat everyday. I don't think I could ever give this up.
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>>37719261
I thought about getting diapers but I am just not that into it. How often do you wear them?

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