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I WANT IT I NEED IT
NEED IT TO MAKE ME FEEL HEATED
SHAKE IT
CANT TAKE IT
MUST BREAK IT
BREAK IT OFF WHAT I SAY BITCH
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quit it B dog
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>>37416247
HELL YEAH, FROM DMT TO MDMA
GOT ALL THAT SHIT AND MORE
SO TILL DAWN WE'RE OKAY
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>Money Store lyrics
Pleb alert
Patrician fans quote TPTB + Bottomless Pit
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how are we holding up northeast bros?
get in here and talk to people not only in your region of the spectrum of autism, but region of geography as well.
join our discord!
gg/V763CbG
>resident autistic guy with quality stories
>small but not dead
>/comfy/
>no cancerous rolefagging
people in the red and white zones will be banned on the spot. NYC, NJ, Long Island, and Canadafags get the fuck out, don't even bother joining
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Carne asada? No fuck that I ordered a fucking salami salad you little bastard what the fuck.
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Yo Lebanese boy cut the chatter alright I'm trying to watch Matlock idiot. What you think you're better than me?
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>>37416079
I live in Kings County can I join?
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Are any robots here involved in organized crime, or know anybody that is?
It seems like a profession that'd attract outcasts like us.
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Robots are too beta to be gangsters.
The only criminals you guys would ever be are school shooters.
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My mom is doing time in prison for embezzlement. Dunno what that means but it sounds crime-related. Does that count?
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My great grandfather was a mob boss in Chicago and then Cleveland (his group fucked off after Capone took over) in the '30s. Some of my distant cousins are still in, as far as I know, but my side of the family is long out of it.
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>well it's not going to eat itself anon
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>don't be shy, get your face in there
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>>37415951
who dis seductive bitch?
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Aren't these posts supposed to have disgusting vags? I don't think these newfags know how to do this.
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Posts pics of women you want to impregnate.
Bonus: what is it about her that makes you want to?
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>>37415443
well OP, what is it about her that makes you want to?
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>>37415509
this oregano wow not original
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tfw no thicc jew gf to pump full of babies
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How are the retards on /b/ all getting laid and we aren't? 2017-06-01 02:20:54 Post No.37415235
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How are the retards on /b/ all getting laid and we aren't?
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Half the posts there are "my girlfriend" or even weirder "my wife"
There's a general called "Pics you shouldn't share" that always seems to have 300+ replies of people posting lewd photos girls sent them and half of those girls are extremely attractive
That board is fucking retarded. The posts barely even make sense most of the time. They don't even archive anything because nothing worth archiving ever comes out of that place
HOW are they all getting laid
I don't understand
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>>37415235
You're a fucking idiot if you think any of the women posted on /b/ are the wives or girlfriends of those faggots.
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>>37415235
Because /b/ consists of two kinds of people
1. Edgy 12-14 year olds who are going to start browsing /r9k/ instead when they get a little older and more self aware
2. Edgy normies who want to be """underground"""
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>>37415287
Basically this OP.
Weird you didn't know this by now.
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How do I tell if my 16 year old sister has been fucked yet? I mean I would say she is pretty cute, but kind of spacy and dorky, never wears makeup, just went to junior prom with her friends etc. She sometimes talks about classmates and their stupid relationships, heard her talking about a boy once, saw texts from him on her lock screen a while ago, she hasn't mentioned him since. I want to know if I should I stop being nice to her or not
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>>37415097
>boys start being mentioned
that's a sign anon she already got fucked
or just ask her to confirm
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>>37415097
Just have sex with her. If she has sex with you, then that proves she's not a virgin.
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>>37415097
Why the fuck would you stop being nice to your sister just because she talks to boys? As long as she isn't slootin' around and doing drugs, you're fine.
Are you that bitter?
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Fat people are honestly kind of impressive.
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Is the ribcage normally splayed like that? I thought it was a bit tighter.
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the image on the left has a circular face in it.
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That pic is fucking hilarious. It's like the skeleton is screaming in pain.
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>What jobs have you had
>country
>degree
>iq
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>wageslave at burger place, cashier at Panera, delivery driver for pizza. sales associate for clothing store. Drug dealer (current)
>USA
>none, but working on biochem degree
>dunno, but probably average or slightly below-average
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>Company rep for an oil company and a subsea installation engineer
>USA
>Ocean engineering (going back for a masters in aerospace)
>don't know, don't care
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>>37414858
>summer camp spoiled child wrangler,gardener, cold calling,did miscellaneous office work for a small business, web developer
>US
>BS in CIS huehue
>probably average or slightly above
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>Ay yo whiteboi. We jus move in down the block, thought we'd come by and holla atcha. Yo, you holdin son?
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>>37414684
N-no thanks
e-enjoy the neighborhood darnell, and king zues
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no sir, i have no drugs on me if that's what you are inquiring about. good day
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>>37414684
>let him smell the light odor of weed in my house
>"Could be worse,welcome"
I guess being "hospitable" is the best way of putting it.
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Any robots enjoy photography? Post comfy photos you've taken. took these today.
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>>37414377
here's the second one I took today. Going to dump some of my older comfy pics to get the thread started.
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>>37414448
here's one from earlier this year
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>>37414377
I think this one is pretty comfy original oregon
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Why are Vampires so Silly? 2017-06-01 01:23:46 Post No.37414255
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Why are Vampires so Silly?
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I'm not just talking about Twilight, or Count Chocula, I'm talking about Vampires as a concept.
I mean, they live on blood? What's the deal with that? Undead creatures of the night don't exist. They never have and they never will.
How could creatures who burn in the sunlight survive for hundreds of years anyway? That's completely ridiculous. And their ability to bewitch people, and to fly, and gain special powers from just drinking blood, come on, that's so incredibly silly.
Vampires are silly creatures.
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>>37414255
Do you have autism? They're FICTIONAL. You're meant to understand they don't really exist.
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>>37414352
Yes, that is absolutely right, vampires don't exist.
People shouldn't believe in things they don't have evidence for. Especially since vampires are clearly works of fiction.
I mean, blood doesn't even have all the nutrients for a creature to survive right?
Don't forget their weaknesses to garlic and crosses and stuff.
How would they attend church and eat cheesy garlic fettuccine?
Vampires DON'T exist. Let me repeat, they DO NOT EXIST. Anyone who tells you they exist is a liar. They're not real.
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>>37414255
Haha yeah vampires TOTALLY aren't real. Nope, definitely no way we-- I mean, they are real.
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Ballbusting couple time.
There are alot of bullying posts on today and a severe lack of venting threads. I enjoy seeing what is going on in the lives of robots
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Where did the no talking until im done with my coffee thing come from. At first i thought it was making fun of normalfags since...well drinking coffee is pretty much a social thing and talking about coffee and how you drink it and how much you drink etc....kinda like drinking beer and being drunk is a social discussion
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Also, intelligence is measured by how motivated you are and willing to work/learn. Being naturally gifted or smart means nothing if you are unwilling to use it or unwilling to work with someone. Then it is just wasted potential.
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>>37414065
Can you stop doing these threads? Every time i read the word "ball busting" combined with the images I cringe in pain
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Who else here /mentally unstable/?
>Live by myself
>Have a long hallway
>Run up and down the hallway on all fours pretending to be different animals
>Today i was a cat
>Run up and down the halllway hissing at imaginary people
>Even poured myself a little saucer of milk
>Another time
>Was a mouse
>Pretended i was in Jerry from Tom&Jerry
>On all fours ran around the house pretending Tom was after me
>Made squeaking noises
>Sometimes i pretend to be different races of people
>If i hear something french related i laugh like all nasally like a french man
>Have a white flag i made with a skewer,paper & tape
>Pretend to retreat while waving it
>Sometimes I'm a fat black women
>Walk around the house going "Shiieeeet" & "OH HELL NO!"
>Call myself "Big Momma"
I'm 26 years old.
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>anyone says anything to me
>immediately react in anger
>then feel bad at my reaction and dwell into depression, reliving the interaction for hours
I just avoid any communication anymore.
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Nice b8 m8, no one is actually this retarded.
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>>37413954
>Implying
I do this shit and I don't even have that severe of autism
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No talkie until I've had my coffee, quiche?
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>>37413609
Why're you drinking coffee to begin with? It's gross.
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>This meme
Finally R9k is back!
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>>37413629
tut-tut wagie!
My cup of joey has not yet been emptied
Not a peep from you