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Taking a shit at home

Standing in the warm hot shower

Wrapping yourself in bedsheets in a cool or cold room

Being in the back row against the wall in the classroom

Sitting in a jacuzzi by yourself and closing your eyes and meditating.

oxycodone or jasmine tea

>>37572050
Don't get a GF if you're not willing to keep her.

>>37572050
oof boy I know that feel.
If your girlfriend is a stand up person they will be honest with you about whatever happens.
You will know when they are lying.
This is truly the worst feeling. I am sorry this is happening to you.

>>37572050
Man, I'm sorry OP. Truth is even if she DOESN'T betray you tonight, she's still obviously a roastie normie whore for even going out to "da club." Consider your options, but I say leave the bitch.

One day we will look back at these days and laugh, anon.

Didn't Pewdiepie use that as his profile picture on JewTube before?

>>37571889

Whats the name of that duck in pic related?

>>37571796
The restaurant is fairly sparse yet voices echo around. One voice is distinct though and my ears perk up to catch it. I looked across the restaurant and there Destiny was. He sat with one other man and what looked to be his adopted son. I grinned in glee but had to restrain myself in order to approach the man, knowing my intellect may not be adequate enough to satisfy him. I arrive at his table and tell him my name and ask if I can have a picture with him. He said 'anything for a pretty boy like you'. He was very touchy and wrapped his arms around my waist. His hand then went under my shirt and near my crotch. His hands continued to brush across my body but I wasn't going to let this get in the way of talking to my idol. It seemed as if Destiny was the one interrogating me now as he started asking about relationships I had been in and if I had ever "tangoed with some white meat" and asked if I wanted to share his noodle. At the time this all seemed so innocuous but now I feel sick just remembering it.

At this point I thanked him for talking to me and tried to pull his arm away from my waist. I couldn't; his strength was too much. He told me to "be a good zip" and not cause a scene. His hand went under my shirt again but this time at the rear. I felt a cold hand grab my cheek. "Smooth", he repeated in a whisper. His adopted son calls across from the table, "Dad, I finna leave fool if you keep playin this shit". He snapped back at his son, "remember pearl harbour". I felt a finger hook inside of me and I let out a whimper. I was trapped. With his finger pressed into my anus he stood up and drove me into the bathroom. For what seemed like eternity he continued to molest and dominate me. I was utterly helpless. I didn't make it to the event and I can't watch starcraft streams any longer. My life has been ruined and I can't even eat noodle anymore.

>>37571796
>>37571846
If this is true
Sorry that happened

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>>37571796
Fuckin kek I know Destiny is a faggot but this can't be real. Still a good story though OP. Looks like he was enjoying that low key feel on your 1 inch Asian benis though.

>>37571702
Which message is it?

Why do you think she won't, anon? Did you do something?

>>37571702
Did my mom lose her phone?

>>37571643
Are you saying you couldn't do a better job?

>>37571669
If I were my sister, I wouldn't buy her the latest flavor of meme to show off to her bratty school friends.

You fucked up bro. You should have offered to buy it for her. You could have planted the seed.

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polite bump with anime

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>>37571546

what pics? bump because I'm curious now

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This one? Original, of course.

>>37571433
>/advice/
Oh no they didn't, MY FUCKING HOME BOARD.

>>37571433
Look at the credits for the video for an actual beta male story instead of watching a shit video of a guy giving up after one try because that's what normalfags thinks robots are.
Also
>buying a girl a $1200 watch

>>37571489
Lol. Honestly this guy told me he went to adv and I was already turned off, but after he told me that, ............. yeah..... sorry but you just lost yourself.

>realize I cant
Because it's night time?

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>>37571402
Yeah I have to wait
So talk to me while I wait
Im lonely

>>37571402
Ever notice you never see the sun and the moon in the same room?

>>37571334
Like a cup of coffee, the the coffee spilling out everywhere.

Oh shit, now I understand "coffee poster", he just likes fat nigresses and refuses to be spoken to until he's had one.

>>37571334
how much does this woman weigh do u think

>>37571334
I probably sit there awkwardly for several seconds because I'm too autistic to come up with a reply that implies that I want to fuck but also doesn't sound retarded.

>>37571325
You're gonna see old/fat/saggy tits. Also lots of unshaved vags/asses not to mention dicks. more men then women goes to these things.

>>37571555
I'm very prepared for that. Its honestly not going to bother me. I'm just looking forward to the hot perky breasted girls even if they are 1 in every 50. Its going to be worth it. I have a pretty shitty body except my dick, u think I could get in trouble for being fully clothed with just my dick hanging out? Like that makes it sexual in some way?

>>37571325
I'm going! Male here and I went to one back in 2014 as well. Was pretty nice I must say.

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>>37571286
masturbate profusely.

>>37571286
molest girls (if there are any) on omegle but takes a shit ton of time.
or just go to exhentai

>>37571335
Ill do that in a bit, good advice I suppose

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>>37571267
My condolences, I've always had trouble with my uncles suicide.

sorry man. don't know what to say, it's not easy to see strong men cry

>>37571267
>He taught me discipline and that hard work always pays off.

>posted on /r9k/ at 06/07/17(Wed)20:54:38

Honestly women must have pretty thick skin, if I were a girl I'd cry all the time. You're condemned to be weak, have poor spatial reasoning, have period pain, age like shit, and never be taken seriously as an intellectual (people pretend, but let's be real it's only because they get bitchy if we don't play along.)

>>37571277
>t. roastie
Also if you're a male, defending women online won't get you laid

>>37571625
How is that anon a roastie? Xey just shat all over women, with the only concession being that women handle their inferior status well.

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>>37570795
I'ma just bump you so you don't get frigged without an answer.
I hope you like what you get out of this anon

And all of a sudden there's not a fembot in sight...huh.

>>37570795
>eating pussy

beta as fuck.

Might as well just hand over your dick and balls.