Leaders of the aliens in Invader Zim are just called "The Tallest"
But just bee urself right height doesn't matter
I need the money anons, shit just hitted the fan and if I don't get a job quick I'll be on the street, on a 3rd world street.
Over the last 7 days I have sent 17 Curriculum Vitae, Subway, McDonald's, Cooffe Shops, Bars, Restaurants, and no one is calling.
I'm not obese or extremely weird looking, I put in the CV that I don't mind do low skill jobs like cleaning or load and unload shit fro trucks.
Were did you find a easy job anon? Any tips?
SHOW UP IN PERSON, SPEAK WITH MANAGER, SHAKE HIS HAND, REMOVE LAZINESS
I wish I could lose weight
I wish I could resist that donut
why are my eyebrows bushy
Do you like alt girls?
What does lauren mean by this fellow normiebots?
>please don't waste my time
what do roasties mean by this
it feels as if it's meant to encourage something but I can bet 90% of guys after reading that go
>OK, won't waste your time then
and move on
Ive finally broke r9k
>Get made fun of at new job every day for a few months
>cant sleep one night, thinking about my life
>come to the conclusion that giving a fuck about what other people think of me is fucking retarded
>start doing everything i want to do.
>being the personality I want to be
>Dressing like an autist for no other reason than to prove I can do whatever the fuck I want
>Just ignore everyone, even insult some of the kids that make fun of me
>gain a massive amount hatred for everyone around me and a massive amount of respect for myself
Am i mentally ill or red pilled?
>work slavejob 8 hours a day
>finally come back home
>just stare at desktop for a few hours before going to sleep
Why am I like this
So im applying for amazon warehouse, anything i should prepare to keep my autism from spilling?
I've heard pretty bad things about those jobs. You are basically going to have to run from shelf to shelf at lighting speed to pick up all the goodies within a nearly impossible time. Good luck Anon
>get into internet argument
>try to use sound logic and indisputable evidence to support my views
>other person just insults you and calls you names
>mfw he ends up winning and you're the fool
>arguing with idiots online
Don't, they won't change their minds.
I know what you mean though. People don't care about facts and logic, they only care about charisma and posturing.
>reading great humiliation doujin
Fucking disgusting, boner ruined.
>wants to be humiliated
>can't stand a little brappping
Whoever I ask, everyone will say that death is good, a part of life and searching for a solution to it is wrong. Is everyone insane for wanting death? Or am I insane for still having my life preservation instinct?
Bumping in hope for an answer.
Most people think when they die they'll go to eternal paradise and live in a perfect world forever which helps. For others even total nothingness is more appealing than their current lives. It's normal to want a better existence.
What first world problems are you experiencing /r9k/? I'll start.
>Going through my pants and I know I don't fit in size 32 and only fit in size 33
>Tossing 32s into a pile without a second thought and putting the 33s back in the laundry pile
>Find 32s that look suspiciously large and fit very well
>See that they are 32x32s
>mfw I have to go through all the 32s again to see of some are 32x32.
>everyone here is too stupid for radical class politics and too content to burn DC and Wall Street
when revolution comes I will gladly help destroy the First World
I'm a giant lanklet and none of my pants fit right. Pants will have too big of a waist so I need a belt which folds the waistband and makes irritating pressure points, but the legs have plenty of room. Or the waist fits right but they're borderline skinny jeans.
How's your day going anons?
something is wrong with my dick.