>you will never take a girls virginity in this life time
why not just end it?
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If you love your family it would be better to do nothing. Otherwise......
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>>36346833
because i ascended
i no longer care and you shouldnt either
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>>36346833
What's the point if you don't keep her?
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Hey robots,
how do you overcome the feel, that you will never be together with your crush, because you're a ugly virgin loser.
I fell in love with a super cute girl, how do i avoid getting my heart broken?
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I just give up before I start because every time I start something it fails. See pic related, at that point you lose all your sex drive. I just hope I don't wake up.
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>>36346797
Thanks for reminding me that it's better that i never had a crush on someone
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>>36346797
>avoiding
You gotta let that shit happen OP, otherwise you won't grow.
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Where can I find someone who will listen to me?
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>>36346748
What do you have to say, anon?
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>>36346748
Here, I'm all ears.
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>>36346789
I just want a friend to talk to about things.
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My friend (Indian guy) is dating a white girl for almost two years.He came up to me and told me her dad is a bit of a racist and doesn't want her seeing him because his aunt was murdered by a poo in loo.
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Do you live in Britain? Also is she ugly because I have never seen a white girl date a pajeet
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Do white girls even date outside of chad and tyrone?
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>>36346703
no bf who do not associate with niigers
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HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A DATE FOR PROM! FUCKING CHADS AND STACEYS RUIN IT FOR EVERYONE! I DONT WANT TO BE STUCK AT HOME WITH MY DICK IN MY HAND AGAIN! I JUST WANT A NICE GIRL LIKE IN BAKEMONOGATARI
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>i just want a nice girl like in bakemonogatari
well there's your problem
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>>36346696
I guess it's true what they say
anime fans do cry on prom night
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>>36346696
Then don't go to prom, Jesus! Simple.
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How was 2010-12 for you?
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>>36346672
>open thread
>suddenly hits that 2010 is already almost a decade ago
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>>36346849
>Chuckle
>Realize you're not memeing
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Absolutely awful,worst years of my fucking life
>when there aren't any jobs available where you live
>closest job openings are 70 miles away
I fucking hate living in America. Why the fuck is everything so spaced out? Even the grocery store is like 2 miles away from my apartment.
I can't imagine waking up every morning and driving 70 miles to some shit job that doesn't even pay that good. If we had an actual public train system in this country then it wouldnt be so bad because I could just relax on the train ride to work and maybe get some sleep and not have to work about getting stuck in fucking traffic.
Fuck
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>>36346646
ah the joy of central london
>traffic
>rush hour
>good home
.....cant move out, everywhere expensive
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>>36346646
>living in a flyover state
that's what you get
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>>36346737
It's too expensive to even stay in Londonistan.
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I'm a feminist, I'm a gamer girl (she/her) and I am shocked and appalled by the racist, sexist content I see posted here.
No I will not "show tits"
No I will not "go away"
Why do you think it's acceptable or relevant to be spreading hatred about women? Do you do it because you're lonely and can't get any? Why do you spread so much hatred?
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your attempt is pathetic and brings dishonor to your family
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>>36346636
moshi moshi apply yourself etc
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lole
this is a silly thread
hello from ses fig newtons!
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>be me
>virgin in my 20s
>can get an erection when by myself, can't get hard at all when with a girl
>decide to try Cialis
>go meet up a girl from Tinder, shes fatter than she seemed from her nudes, uglier face as well
>still no erection, felt no sexual attraction and might have not waited enough for the drug to kick in
Just kill me already senpai. Anyone have any experience with Cialis?
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>>36346560
>forcing yourself to take dangerous products so you can have shitty sex with ugly, unkempt, overweight, entitled roasties
Anon please.
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Do you know what porn addiction for 7 years does to you?
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>>36346560
Never used any drug for this purpose, but if it can make you feel better, know that you are not alone in this case.
Though I only got one girl in the sheets and she was in the same state of yours. I'd like to suppose she was just too ugly for any reaction.
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>Target creature gets +3/+3 and trample until end of turn
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>Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is your devotion to green.
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>>36346625
Jesus fucking Christ that's op, thank god I quit MtG long ago.
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>>36346761
Not really. It requires you to build monogreen devotion to be effective more than Giant Growth. It would be op if it gave trample.
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God are you there?
Talk to me
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>implying God answers our calls
>implying he isn't bored of this game
>implying he hasn't probably lost the memory card and started a new save millenniums ago
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>>36346557
He's not real, stop it with this nonsense
You're better off making BLACKED threads.
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Yes hello God here
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Jezzaposting edition
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https://strawpoll.com/12389ex
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Stop spending all day down the pub
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Are all the easter holiday fags gone yet?
>Hi anon
>yes
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>morning Anon
>good thanks
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>>36346514
>what would you like on your sandwich?
>that's alright
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>>36346514
This literally happened to me today
>Girl steps on my shoes
>''Sorry anon !''
>''No''
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Robots, do you have a defining moment in your life where everything went south? Like, without it, you would probably be a normie. Here's mine.
>Be 15 year old me
>Pretty small high school ~400 kids
>I'm not cool, but I'm not an outcast. People don't think its weird if I talk to them.
>New girl transfers into my school
>Probably a 6/10
>Her face is actually pretty, but she doesn't look like she really knows much about appearance. No makeup, clothing looks kind of old, wears her hair up all the time
>She seems to go unnoticed by everyone
>Biology lab day
>Everybody partners up
>confusedkrabs.jpg
>New girl and I are left behind
>"Hey, I guess we're partners." I say to her
>She says "ya" kind of shyly
>Few minutes into lab stuff, I notice her shirt has L from Death Note on it
>As soon as I mention Death Note, her face lights up
>She's pretty big into anime
>She goes from being shy to not being able to shut up
>She's recommending me all these animes.
>Tell her she should just show me them sometime.
>She invites me over to her house after school
>Biology is last period of the day, so we just walk straight to her house.
>Nobody home
>She puts on Trinity Blood
>Never seen it before, but not very interested
>Halfway through the first episode I'm watching her more than the show
>She notices and gives me a somewhat confused look
>Panic
>About to launch my spaghetti like a trebuchet
>She kisses me and saves the moment
>She is incredibly receptive to touch. Like 15 minutes into kissing her and shes straddling me and moaning while I run my hands all along her legs.
>Start rubbing her pussy through her jeans
>She's loving it
>Hear car pull up
>Back to watching anime about 3 seconds before her mom opens the door.
>Her mom is upset that she has a boy over with nobody home
>They get into an argument and I have to leave
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>Next day, talk to her whenever the opportunity arises.
>She invites me to her place after school again
>Think about her mom showing up again, but I just touched some pussy so I'm alpha as fuck and dont care if we get caught
>Besides, I have a plan for this time
>Fast forward to us making out again.
>Rubbing her through her jeans again
>I undo her the button and zipper on her jeans
>She looks uncertain
>I start teasing her, touching her legs, and lower stomach, basically everything except her pussy
>Finally slide her panties to the side and feel her bare pussy
>Holy shit its so wet
>Not sure what I expected, but this was not it.
>My hesitation makes her look even more uncertain
>Can feel things teetering
>Decide I have to lighten up the mood a bit
>Bring my hand up and lick my first two fingers
>Scream "WET WILLIE!" before I shove my hand down her pants and begin furiously rubbing her
>Look of horror strikes her face
>To this day, I swear she levitated off of the couch and away from me
>She just has this disgusted expression on her face.
>I leave in a hurry
>Next day won't talk to me
>Rest of the week, won't talk to me
>Next week sometime I come to school and lots of people are giving me weird looks
>One of the chads shouts from across the cafeteria, "WET WILLIE!"
>Everyone is laughing
>Have to stick out 3 more years of high school with the nickname wet willie
>Crippling depression and loneliness. I didn't have a single friend after that.
>Be at the mall a few months back, putting in job applications
>See group of 3 guys from high school.
>Try to pretend I don't know them
>Can hear them sniggering as I pass, one of them asks "Is that wet willie?"
>mfw I can never escape this fate.
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>>36346533
Holy shit anon, WET WILLIE?! What is that even supposed to mean
I can't even
Holy shit !
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>>36346511
>>36346533
Holy shit nice double dubs OP and thanks for the kek
WET WILLIE! Fuckin wew lad
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would you date a memer?
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>>36346501
Not funny, lame ass white coal burner.
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>>36346501
Too bad she's ugly.
>>encyclopedia dramatica
Oh yes
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>consumer of things
Not if they're white. I can't deal with that ebin quirkiness, le sarcasm, and puns xD.