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16 personalities gives you your type based on the dichotomies E/I, N/S, T/F, J/P alone. It is somewhat skewed towards N and P.
http://www.16personalities.com
Keys 2 cognition gives you the strength of your eight cognitive functions. It is especially useful in assessing whether you are a J or a P, since people with otherwise same letters and only the last letter being the difference have no functions in common. People with tertiary or inferior Fe are likely to get unused Fe as result, but somewhat used Fi.
http://keys2cognition.com/explore.htm
A Big Five test may help also help you. If you for example score below average in imagination or intellect you're a sensor even though 16 personalities would say that your are N.
http://www.personalityassessor.com/ipip120/
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>tfw INTP hopelessly in love with an INFJ
Never gonna make it lads
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CAN WE PLEASE STOP WITH THIS ASTROLOGY TEENAGE PERSONALITY QUIZ BULLSHIT
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INTP here, it is shit as it always should be.
>>39467214
Sucks to be you.
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My sister keeps flirting with me
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Whenever my sister gets drunk (which is once or twice a week in the Summer) she flirts with me and gets more touchy feely.
Obviously it is the alcohol, but she still refers to me as her brother during her intoxication. How can I stop her?
I can share some green text stories of what happens when she is drunk if this manages some response.
Please help me.
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>>39466799
unironically fuck her.
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>>39466799
just answer to her flirt with more flirt, eventually maybe you will get to have sex with her.
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>>39466799
Why don't you see where it goes and fuck her anon?
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what's up with all this disgusting faggot shit on this board lately? shit started taking off sometime in 2016. Why do these posters insist on posting these faggot images?
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>>39466720
Thanks based black guy.
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They're faggots from /lgbt/ and /soc/ who think they can convert straight men to their degenerate ways. Sad pathetic losers with the highest suicide rate of any group of people. I wish there was some way to get the mods to ban faggot shit from /r9k/.
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>>39467880
Maybe they're just gay robots
Because, really, straight robots have nothing on gay ones
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Would you date a cute girl that loves you but she has a medical condition that causes her to be urinary incontinent so she has to wear diapers? She can't help pissing herself whenever she gets scared or excited.
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>>39466701
Ok pal these threads happen way too often so here's a breakdown
The only excluding factors are
>riding the cock carousel
>children from former partners who are alive but separated
>infertility
Virtually anything else can either be fixed or doesn't matter
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That's just the original kind of girl I want!
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>>39466701
>diaper gf
Oh yes
>you think gf will help your depression
>can't get a gf because you have depression
>you have depression because you don't have a gf
>you think gf will help your depression
>can't get a gf because you have depression
>you have depression because you don't have a gf
>you think gf will help your depression
>can't get a gf because you have depression
>you have depression because you don't have a gf
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Welcome to /r9k/, where excuses and complaining mean you don't ever have do anything.
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maybe you should stop being a stupid asshole and just die
that's what i'm gonna do
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someone with body dysphoria thinks that they need to mutilate their genitals and they'll be okay
they're not correct, neither are you. a gf won't solve shit.
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tfw since little 'you hear insults that doesn't exist' 'stop being so paranoid anon' 'are you crazy'
what do i have ?
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>>39466561
pepes
and no one can take them away from you
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An internet connection to this glorious website, and schizophrenia.
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Just schizophrenia, sorry anon.
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Tfw Chad asks you to Dump his gf for him. 2017-09-02 11:03:25 Post No.39466530
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Tfw Chad asks you to Dump his gf for him.
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This is likely the closest I'll ever get to dumping a real female.
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give us the details
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>>39466657
Im just a random intp virgin, I have alot of friends, but never a gf, I just can't seem to accomplish it.
So there's this super hot roastie in my school (I'm 18 yrs old), She has a huge crush on this Chad, who dropped out, but I still keep in occasional contact with,because we used to talk about philosophy and spiritualism and stuff, so this roastie is always talking to me as a "middle man" for Chad.
But he is on some next level shit, he can get girls who are like in their 20's and stuff, so he has no real use for her, but she keeps persisting so he keeps her around for a bit, but then the holidays roll in, and he just ignores her, so she gets desperate and asks me to see what I can do.
So I ask him, and he says "let her down gently"
I don't plan on doing that tho.
I was thinking of telling the roastie Chad is dead.
I want to get a good laugh out of it, I need ideas.
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tell her chad is cheating on her and get her to fuck you to get back at chad or something that'd be hilarious
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What are some things I need to do to be a Real Man?
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a tiger
a chain
a leather bodkin
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Don't be figurative, hypothetical, or fictional.
Grow one or more testicles.
Don't not grow testicles.
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>>39466523
have a dick and a pair of balls
What would philosopher think about traps ?
Here is what Voltaire said about "young boys". I think he wouldn t have find traps gay.
"Often a young boy, by the freshness of his skin complexion, by the brilliancy of his colors, and by the sweetness of his eyes, resembles for two or three years a beautiful girl; if we love it, it is because nature is mistaken"
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Wittgenstein, Leibniz and Hegel were all famously trapsexual.
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>>39466509
>literally "it ain't gay if it's cute"
Fucking Voltaire
>>39466586
Witty was pretty much asexual.
Also pic related is Oscar Wilde's gf (male)
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Thomas Mann wrote a whole novella (Death In Venice) about his lust for the boipuss.
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drinking/alcohol thread 2017-09-02 10:58:45 Post No.39466473
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couldn't find one with a few catalog searches. what's /r9k/ drinking right now?
i have a bunch of pic related. it's okay. kinda flavorless but easy to drink at least. i also made a white russian earlier.
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got me 24 of these bad boys at 10am when the shop opened and i got 2 left at 11pm
unfortunately for the most part im still sober but its the cheapest alcohol content to dollar I have found thus far, including spirits (spirits heavily heavily taxed here vs rtd's)
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my friend drinks those all the time.
I was drinking some bourbon mixed with coffee earlier.
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>>39466499
you drank 22 cans in 13 hours and you still feel sober? damn
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r9k Strategy Roundtable: 2017-09-02 10:58:27 Post No.39466469
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How do I get from where I currently am, which is by myself in my room in front of a computer, to where I would be if I was looking at pic related irl?
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It's simple, just follow pic related
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>>39466519
>t. a robot who doesn't want a mommy gf
Wait, those don't exist, so you must not belong here.
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Groom yourself, get a job and a car. Be willing to wine and dine, older women fall for that shit. Milfs want nothing more than to feel young again by being with a much younger guy.
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> tfw no shy autistic fembot from Europe that would be interested in a closed poly relationship with a guy and a girl.
>inb4 get help or find God.
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>>39466459
Get help or find god
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>tfw no slutty autistic fembot from Europe that would be interested in being sexually abused and raped and humiliated
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>>39466585
But why would you want to do that to someone?Then again many share this fetish for some reason.
>TFW NO FRlENDS
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>>39466440
So go make some.
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I'm 29 years of age and not once in my life have I ever wanted friends.
Maintaining social connections is just way too much effort.
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Most people are worthless subhumans that should be shot on sight.
There are probably not even 2 % of people worth making friends with, most are backstabbing, lying, egoistical garbage.
You are better off alone. Try to be your own best friend. Start to love yourself, have hobbies. That's the way to become happy
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Fembots, why don't you become anal only girls? The vagina is rapidly becoming obsolete in this world of readily available boipucci?
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Anyone who uses their stink hole is a degenerate.
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>>39466461
Fembots are degenerates sounds like a perfect fit to me
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>>39466461
I genuinely find women's anuses attractive.
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Im tired of all of these fucking faggots and gays on this board, fuck off back to /hm/ or /lgbt/ with all of your gay shit. I use tons of filters and no matter what I do I see these fucking posts and it makes me angry, I just want my /r9k/ back without all of these god damn fucking gays shitting up this great board with their annoying fucking repetetive posts. So please just leave r9k right now and get back to your containment posts you stupid little fucking shits.
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>>39466429
I used to be really homophobic like you anon.
But a few months ago, I fully embraced I was a fag and love big dicks and MEN.
You should too.
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>>39466612
Its the fucking same shit getting repeated over and over, garbage like this shitty fucking post. You think you are clever and original or something with posts like this? Do you think you're funny? You fucking faggot
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>>39466612
That looks yummy I want that cock in my mouth