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>>34200486
the west already died about a hundred years ago bro

My music collection includes about 2000 songs, not a single one is rap or hip hop

>>34200486
How do you draw a correlation between rap music and the destruction of western culture?

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>>34200480
Yeah, I'll start denying myself the only joy I get from life, sure.

No fap is bullshit, just cut down to once every 4 days for optimal orgasms.

Lost on the 4th day ;_;

>>34200452
I'm not sure when I first realized it. Did you know people actually go golfing. There is no more normie bullshit than golfing. Holy nigger fucking Jesus!

>>34200609
Given how there is more area being used for golfin in the US than there is land in Conneticut I believe that six or eight people actually might go golfing for recreational purposes.

>>34200609
golfing is fun you twat

>>34200408
I'm smoking weed I don't get how the fuck people drink

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>>34200408
>what's your poison, robots?
Gin, klonopin, weed, robitussin. You holding up alright, Samson?

>>34200435
I'm drinking alcohol I don't get how the fuck people smoke weed

>>34200408
what kind of music do you like samson?

At this point, I'd be more than satisfied with a girlfriend who was loving and loyal but would not be ok with sex.

I think none of us here are really meant to gave a relationship. There's something wrong with us all which is why we are here. The game is rigged for few.

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>>34200385
I'm in your exact situation

>24
>have my own car, it's just barely not a shitbox
>college dropout, but im kind of not dumb
>unemployed, but I make my own $
>not /fit/ but not scrawny
>5'11"; not tall but not noticeably short
>/r9k/ keeps telling me I should be able to get a gf, but the women in my area are way too picky
>everyone on /r9k/ and IRL assumes I just want to get laid since I'm a 24 year old guy
>just tired of waking up alone

>>34200457
I don't get how some kissless virgins only care about sex.
I've spent so much time isolated from my own will that just another companion who cares would mean so much more than pointless sex.

>>34200290
expired
ogirnignla

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>>34200290
Is that Eto from tokyo ghoul

https://discord.gg/3hhQ3
New invite

anon why would you say that? : (

Anon, did she give it?

>>34200273
Manager should walk out and start hitting you with a rolled up magazine.

>Bad boy, not at work!

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>mom found the smegma journal

>cousin slept in the ejaculation station

>>34200234
I fucking lost it. Toplel, gg no re

>tfw can only shoot like 4-5 ropes depending on how hydrated I am
>doesn't even matter since I'm not Chad and only trannies + gayboys would care at that point

>>34200199
>doesn't even matter since...only trannies + gayboys would care at that point
nice non sequitur

>>34200228
It's not exactly a non-sequitur since I'm not attracted to (You) trannies or gayboys...and I don't want to "shoot ropes" for them

>>34200107
>how do I not fuck this up
Don't go

oorriiggiinnaall

>>34200107
>how do I not fuck this up

be born a different person

Call her a nigger

oridhdh

>>34200035
Wait so Forza actually has individual cars that you can buy and sell to other players now? That's actually kind of cool.

>>34200035
Previous owner must be fucked in the head to give up on that beaut.

>tfw you weren't born in london
>tfw you will never be a part of the underground rave scene during the 80s

I would probably hate it desu, but sometimes I read these stories about how it all went down and I can't help but be intrigued. Everything now is too commercial, too clean. There's no mystery anymore.

>>34200856

>now

I did that on Forza 2 on 360. I remember making a decent bit off of my R390 with over 150 wins.

Give her less attention and she might give you more

>>34200005
I thought this, but I looked at myself in the mirror and realized that I had no chance.

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>go into local hipster store when I first move to the area
>talk to qt cashier about weekend plans, turns into chatting about casual-tier vidja
>super bubbly personality, insta-love
>come back probably 7 months later, see same cashier
>she remembers me and comments on my gains

I really want to ask her to go out sometime but if she's just a friendly person i wont be able to go back to that store and nowhere else has the yogurt i like. It's getting to the point where the one thing i look forward to anymore is my weekly errand trip because i get to see her.

>>34199975
I fucking hate flying

I've only done it like 3 or 4 times and I always get confused at the connection part

I get terrible stress sweat when I have to go through those places

SEE YOU SEE KEIGH

Just take a shower and dont make too much noise and no one will ever notice you. Promise.

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I used DPH at least 4 times a week for like 3 years, regularly using at least 75 MG, often 100-125. I did this mostly to sleep, and also because the drowsy feeling was very relaxing to me.

I haven't noticed any ill-effects, and still use it occasionally. You can use it way more than once a month, especially at a low dose like 75 MG, but as you should know, tolerance builds very quickly.

I also used to like adding 50 mg or so to the end of a drinking session so I could feel a bit more drunk for a few hours longer, and sleep through a good bit of my hangover.

Also, good on you OP, I think DPH is underrated. Some people just hate how it feels, but I think a low dose to relax is very enjoyable.

>>34199969
Diphenhydramine? Benadryl?

If so, I use about 150mg a night to fall asleep

miss alice looks so fucking gross now

>>34199961
Dick Kickem
oregree

>Who is the Chad of video games?
you are

Nathan Drake is the quintessential Chad. Good looking in a bro way, all the women want to fuck him, etc.