>get to spend the day with the most wonderful girl
>she has a childlike innocence
>she has social anxiety and doesnt like to be in large crowds
>emotionally needy, very clingy
>drop dead fucking beautiful in every way
>cute little perky A cups
>snow white pale skin
>she has been broken, just like me
>dyed streak of pink and blue in her hair
>she spends most of her time online
>enjoy a trip to the movies with her, dont know how i managed to get her to come with me
>see Baby Driver, enjoyable film
>theres a nice little park not too far from the theater
>no one ever goes there
>walk around the park with her
>sit and pick flowers for a while, just talking
>the best feeling in the world
>starting to feel raindrops on my skin
>rain starts pouring down hard
>she takes my hand and starts running to a nice pavillion, laughing and stopping to smile and enjoy the rain
>we sit under the pavillion for a few moments on an old wooden bench
>roll off of the couch
>stand up, trip on blanket
>stumble to the kitchen sink
>vomit bile onto the dishes
>leave the faucet running to wash them off
>try and walk to room
>curl into the fetal position and cry for a good ten or so minutes
How important is a man's height to a woman?
Does the same apply to the reverse?
Man here (ofc, this is 4chan) and I would fuck a midget. WOULD, because their proportions are fucking revolting. it's like an actual homo sapiens got squashed under a pile of bricks. but somebody really tiny who actually looks like a real human bean? lol fine by me
and tall grills, really i dont have to say anything
Personally I don't care how tall a man is, he can be shorter than me. However, the vast majority of women do want a man taller than her. Doesn't have to be a whole lot taller, but yeah. Depends on the woman to be fair. A lot are fine with him just being taller, even by a bit, while some others want a guy that's like 6'3 or something.
I think to men it height matters to, some are intimidated or just not attracted to women taller than them, but again everyone has different tastes and I do notice they give less of a shit than women do about this particular detail.
This is all based on my own experience, since people on the internet do enjoy exaggerating about this
I think short* girls are disgusting, and don't even like to associate with them. So, I have no problem with women who care about height.
*Short girls are girls less than 5'5" tall.
Hey /r9k/ if you could talk to your old high school self, what would you say?
>Confess your feellings you bitch
Let's have a good old-fashioned BPD thread.
>in a Discord voice chat with some friends two nights ago
>say something, get ignored
>be hurt, but tell myself it's not a big deal
>it's cool, it happens, everything's okay
>only about half of the things I say get responded to throughout the chat
>abandonment and neglect issues kick in
>become increasingly more rude and acerbic throughout the night
>eventually flip out and scream at everyone for about a solid minutes, telling them they've always been garbage friends and that I'd laugh if they all got in a car wreck and died
>finish the spiel by laughing hysterically at the top of my lungs before leaving the voice chat
>kind of horrified now
>don't want to ghost them but too scared to message them
>hate my brain for shortcircuiting so much
these two must fight to the death. winner gets choice of fuck/marry/kill OP
Are there any anorexic robots?
What's your BMI? When did you decide too lose weight?
>he literally, unironically, actually, LITERALLY imagined himself fighting off the bully and winning his crushes heart
>song plays from phone on way to work
>he imagine that he is in a movie and the song goes with the scene
Why don't you hate muslims yet, robot?
$300/hr for this whore. should i do it anons? should i lose my virginity to some thot?
Any other robots here that were "gifted" children and now are just burnt out and miserable?
I check out literally every one of those bingo cards.
The burnout is real.
Who /fatass/ here?
Report in my fellow lardos, what have you eaten today
Black coffee and a slice of raw ginger.
How do l stop liking futanari?
NORMIES ROASTIES AND TRAPS GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
R9K IS FOR ROBOTS ONLY
join for comfy discord
Just found my 14yo sister at my parents bed with her boyfriend
While I'm a permavirgin
Cheer me up /r9k/ im still having her juicy petite ass in my head and the boys flacid dick underneath it im writing from the toilet i pretended i didint see
>"i pretended i didn't see"
>he didn't barge in there and throw the bf out of the house
>he didn't save his sweet imuoto from being savagely molested
You failed as a brother. She's doomed to the life of a pump'n'dump slut, now. And it's all your fault.
She's thoroughly sullied.
Who /anus/ here?
>you will never rim and sniff a woman's stinky, hairy, unwiped butthole
>you will never rim a bp
Why are buttholes so aesthetic?
I mean they're basically used to expel rank poop, yet I find myself more attracted to them than vaginas
I know that feel. I'm not attracted to vaginas at all but I'm absolutely obsessed with anuses.
I guess it's because they aren't uncleanable, don't spew blood on a monthly basis, and don't look like an axe wound.
some sort of edition I can't be arsed thinking of a title for