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>get to spend the day with the most wonderful girl
>she has a childlike innocence
>she has social anxiety and doesnt like to be in large crowds
>emotionally needy, very clingy
>drop dead fucking beautiful in every way
>cute little perky A cups
>snow white pale skin
>she has been broken, just like me
>dyed streak of pink and blue in her hair
>she spends most of her time online
>enjoy a trip to the movies with her, dont know how i managed to get her to come with me
>see Baby Driver, enjoyable film
>theres a nice little park not too far from the theater
>no one ever goes there
>walk around the park with her
>sit and pick flowers for a while, just talking
>the best feeling in the world
>starting to feel raindrops on my skin
>rain starts pouring down hard
>she takes my hand and starts running to a nice pavillion, laughing and stopping to smile and enjoy the rain
>we sit under the pavillion for a few moments on an old wooden bench
>kiss her

>wake up
>roll off of the couch
>stand up, trip on blanket
>stumble to the kitchen sink
>vomit bile onto the dishes
>leave the faucet running to wash them off
>try and walk to room
>fall down
>curl into the fetal position and cry for a good ten or so minutes
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Why'd you throw up
>Why'd you throw up
He accident her boy benis

havent had anything to drink or eat, guess i stood up too fast, i dont know.

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How important is a man's height to a woman?

Does the same apply to the reverse?
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Man here (ofc, this is 4chan) and I would fuck a midget. WOULD, because their proportions are fucking revolting. it's like an actual homo sapiens got squashed under a pile of bricks. but somebody really tiny who actually looks like a real human bean? lol fine by me

and tall grills, really i dont have to say anything
Personally I don't care how tall a man is, he can be shorter than me. However, the vast majority of women do want a man taller than her. Doesn't have to be a whole lot taller, but yeah. Depends on the woman to be fair. A lot are fine with him just being taller, even by a bit, while some others want a guy that's like 6'3 or something.

I think to men it height matters to, some are intimidated or just not attracted to women taller than them, but again everyone has different tastes and I do notice they give less of a shit than women do about this particular detail.

This is all based on my own experience, since people on the internet do enjoy exaggerating about this
I think short* girls are disgusting, and don't even like to associate with them. So, I have no problem with women who care about height.

*Short girls are girls less than 5'5" tall.

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Hey /r9k/ if you could talk to your old high school self, what would you say?

>Confess your feellings you bitch
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Congress is fucker
>invest in bitcoin
>don't worry about Kat
Kys wingak

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Let's have a good old-fashioned BPD thread.

>in a Discord voice chat with some friends two nights ago
>say something, get ignored
>be hurt, but tell myself it's not a big deal
>it's cool, it happens, everything's okay
>only about half of the things I say get responded to throughout the chat
>abandonment and neglect issues kick in
>become increasingly more rude and acerbic throughout the night
>eventually flip out and scream at everyone for about a solid minutes, telling them they've always been garbage friends and that I'd laugh if they all got in a car wreck and died
>finish the spiel by laughing hysterically at the top of my lungs before leaving the voice chat
>kind of horrified now
>don't want to ghost them but too scared to message them
>hate my brain for shortcircuiting so much
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Don't you think BPD people (especially the BPD girls) should be euthanized or quarantined? They are basically mentally disabled, and their existence only hurts others.
Bipolar people are my fetish, I appreciate you anon
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these two must fight to the death. winner gets choice of fuck/marry/kill OP

Are there any anorexic robots?
Just curious.
What's your BMI? When did you decide too lose weight?
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thankx mrs skeltall
180cm 53kg here, i'm not anorexic though
are you a woman..?

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>he literally, unironically, actually, LITERALLY imagined himself fighting off the bully and winning his crushes heart

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> he imagined himself with superpowers


> he took the time to imagine what they'd be

>he imagined his life as if it were a video game

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>song plays from phone on way to work
>he imagine that he is in a movie and the song goes with the scene

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Why don't you hate muslims yet, robot?
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I can count on one hand the amount of times I've seen Muslims in public
Lucky you. Where are you from?

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$300/hr for this whore. should i do it anons? should i lose my virginity to some thot?
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only worth if you post vids.
No. It's soulless
US prices are retarded but yes do it she got nice tits

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Any other robots here that were "gifted" children and now are just burnt out and miserable?
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At least I get to blame it on a criminal family though.
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I check out literally every one of those bingo cards.

The burnout is real.
I burnt out but then I lowered my standards. It's not like I'm even failing to coast yet.

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Who /fatass/ here?

Report in my fellow lardos, what have you eaten today
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Some sugar free cereal, an apple, 2 oranges, a steak sandwich, a piece of bread, a cheese toastie and a lot of peanuts. About to go to bed. Stay healthy anon.
Been on keto a few days now. Had boiled eggs for breakfast

Black coffee and a slice of raw ginger.

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How do l stop liking futanari?
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I would ask the question 'why do you want to stop liking futanari?' to start with.

Something wrong with futa?
Dickgirls are better anyway.
Start liking traps.

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Toasting in ebinn bread :DDDDD
join for comfy discord

Stfu faggot

Fags should die

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Just found my 14yo sister at my parents bed with her boyfriend
While I'm a permavirgin
Cheer me up /r9k/ im still having her juicy petite ass in my head and the boys flacid dick underneath it im writing from the toilet i pretended i didint see
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Were they both naked? Pls describe what they were doing in detail.
>"i pretended i didn't see"
>he didn't barge in there and throw the bf out of the house
>he didn't save his sweet imuoto from being savagely molested
You failed as a brother. She's doomed to the life of a pump'n'dump slut, now. And it's all your fault.
She's thoroughly sullied.
life is not an anime senpai

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Anus general
Who /anus/ here?
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>you will never rim and sniff a woman's stinky, hairy, unwiped butthole
>you will never rim a bp
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Why are buttholes so aesthetic?
I mean they're basically used to expel rank poop, yet I find myself more attracted to them than vaginas
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I know that feel. I'm not attracted to vaginas at all but I'm absolutely obsessed with anuses.

I guess it's because they aren't uncleanable, don't spew blood on a monthly basis, and don't look like an axe wound.

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some sort of edition I can't be arsed thinking of a title for
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Last thread was a mistake
/OurKay/ has made chicken tenders for her little robots to eat.

>Unironically watching Cow Chop on youtube
what am I becoming ffs

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