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https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
Get together to circlejerk about having right opinions I guess

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>been masturbating 5+ times a day for the last week
>wake up today
>can't even get hard
Did I break my dick?

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>be half black, half white
>love black women, but they never loved me, always said I was too weird, a "lame", and that I wasn't thug enough for them, and that I "need Jesus"
>into weird shit like the occult, sci fi, fantasy, industrial music, anime, horror movies, etc
>end up playing games with some girl I came across on steam, she seemed real cool
>find out we like the same stuff, get along very well, didn't exchange photos yet
>ask if she's a black alternative type
>says she is
>"omg this is it..."
>arrange a meetup to see each other for the first time
>I show up, I see no black girls anywhere though
>some white girl out of nowhere says hi and starts squealing, runs up to me hugging me, says I'm better looking than she expected
>I find out she's from Russia, and that when I asked if she was black she thought I was asking if she was dark/morbid


Wtf do I do now? I didn't want a damn white girl. I wanted a Black queen. This goes against all that I stand for.

pic related, her face looks similar to this and she's some goth alternative type

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I ignore and reject girls and it always feels really good in the moment when I do. I honestly hate this about myself and I want to change, can someone tell me why I do this? Please I don't want to be alone forever

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People are of course, frustrated, as they always are.

This has been your political news update for today. You can print it out and read it every day for the next 8 years and always be up to date on current events, no internet connection required!

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I don't have any friends, because they all leave due to my mental illness. Does anyone want to be my friend? I can be useful sometimes.

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Remember, you're anonymous.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13389474

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Why haven't you tried bettering yourself, /r9k/? Don't you know that all that negativity and self pity is what's destroying you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRmi3cQ2hBw

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Procreating, and proving enough resources to raise your off spring thr next generation to be productive members of society that carry on your principles therefore implementing your ideals into the culture to create the society you want as a whole and their kids doing the same. To have this and your genetic lineage be fruitful and a lasting remaining evidence you existed and exist through them still on this planet. To reach the stars and beyond and colonize other planets and spread all over all whilst bettering the civilization and humanity in one way or another.
That is the true meaning of life.

Not cuckolding and being a genetic dead end.
Not going mgtow and being a genetic dead end.
Not being a a sissy trap.

If you have to beat your woman into submission so be it, But prosper.

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You guys ever fap to furry porn?

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>femanons complain about being alone
>try to find out what their problem is
>turns out they're just really picky
Why do robots like flirting with these emotional leeches?

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ITT you name my custom plate

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This natural speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular constantly making the same way the brain cells, consumption of beer eliminates the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off brain cells, consumption of beer eliminates the herd as a whole, because the slowest brain cells, consumption is good for the back that are kills off brain a fast as the weakest ones at the human brain can only as faster and when the slowest and more efficient machine.

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think of a random food and draw it in MS paint in less than 30 seconds. go

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> last year
>visiting my parents in my hometown
> girl from my graduating class wants to hang out
>arrive at her house and she answers the door wearing nothing but a bra
>Shocked and dismayed she tells she is very open and gets dressed in front of me
> we go for a walk and just catch up, tell her of how my life is going
>we arrive back at her house and she wants to smoke up
>I decline, but I hang out while she has bud
>tells me that she doesn't want to get the smell of weed on my clothes and suggests we both get naked
>she smokes a bud while completely naked, shakes her ass and says "do you like my body? You can touch if your want."
>she tells me that she wants me and we have sex shortly after.
>she teaches me everything and she actually came twice from liking her nipples and fingering her
>I put inside of her breifly but she was really tight, it was rather painful to be honest..

One year later, she tells me she doesn't remember doing all of this

I don't know anons, it was my first time and she didn't remember at all.
What ashould I do?