Lets all take a moment to pity these poor worker bees.
Theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbxUSsFXYo4
>>35477096
Thisis a moment of silence.
>>35477096
As a former retail worker I actually do appreciate the shit they go through and don't give them a hard time when I'm out shopping. You couldn't pay me enough to work with the public again, though.
>wagecucks even listen to music based on their wagecucking in their free time
Can't make this shit up
>tfw i cant steal a kiss because thats sexual abuse or something
>tfw i cant ask for permission to give a kiss because that is for betas and girls will refuse to kiss me
explain this normies
>>35477094
just be Chad, then it will be romantic instead of sexual assault.
>>35477094
>what is body language
>>35477094
>permission to give a kiss
Are you bored? Post in here and talk about why.
Because I have no friends and all women hate me
I'm both bored and boring. I truly have no interests or hobbies outside of watching anime. Nothing really interests me anymore.
>>35477201
Same with me but for music.
Strawpoll - Should I kill myself?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12517367
>>35477057
i dont know who you are and id like to know your story a bit more and for that you need to be alive so i voted no k thx
>>35477425
Looks like the 'no's' are going to eek it out.
Fucking moralfags ruin another thread with potential
re
Im at the pubs lads, whatre you NEETs up tonite?
Doing nothing.
Again
Being neet is torture I just want a job
browsing r9k of course
wishing i had a life
>Is my butt too big?
What is an acceptable response?
>>35477024
Yes it is
origiam
>>35477024
It's big enough.
>>35477024
miss you need to take off the panties. I am inspecting your butt and I can't see it yet.
reminder that women:
>have better orgasms
>have multiple orgasms with little or typically no refractory period
>our clitoris has twice(2x!!) the amount of nerves as the penis packed into an area only one hundredth the size
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cQh1ccqu8M
Until you post scientific sources you are just spouting urban myths. My orgasms are great
life really is not fair
>be me
>be 5/10 straight male
>go on tinder because no luck getting a gf the regular way
>swipe hundreds of times, only 2 or 3 matches
>one girl is a 2/10 landwhale who messages me at 3am asking if i could play terraria or some shit on xbox 360
>match with 9/10 blonde girl
>doesn't live too far from me, actually having a nice chat
>messages me things like "i wish i could see more of you" and "are you here for something serious or are you trying to relieve yourself? no wrong answers"
>in my mind, i think it may not be a real person, but because low-grade autism, i keep going
>asks for skype, red flags go up
>ask for number, no response
I fucking hate this. all i want is a qt3.14 gf who does not think of me as a freak but wants to lay in bed with me and just talk to me
>>35476991
ya buddy i'm with you
I feel like i'm an average dude in most respects. i'd have some minor contributions I could bring to the table in a relationship, but I don't have any friends rn, and honestly without friends I can't go out and meet a qt grill so I'm left with tinder which is cancer i won't use it
so i got nothing, with no end in sight, I sit and rot.
>>35478063
livin' life to the fullest, amirite?
Just keep goin
>haha look at my anime avatar im SUCH weeb TRASH lol
>no i dont watch anime or read vns and japanese games suck im just being ironic bro
>you don't deserve an anime avatar you're not a REAL anime fan.
>>35477048
thats not what im saying though
at all
>>35476986
if they don't have an anime girl folder that is over 10gb, their not the one
Any robots here actually managed to get a Stacy attracted to them? I did in my sophomore year of high school and still managed to fuck it up. I've had zero luck with any Stacy type girls since then, and I've only had sex with whatever 6/10 looking girls I could manage to get.
>>35476957
It is really easy for Asian guys to get a Stacy especially when they are younger. Asian boys seem to exhibit this magical ability for this.
>>35476957
>I've only had sex with whatever 6/10 looking girls I could manage to get.
Why, exactly are you here?
>>35476992
Fuck you asian dudes, you're taking muh white ladies
I'm not sure where to post this, so I'll post it here.
>read the prison gay trap threads on here too much
>get bored and decide to make a grindr
>thinking, atleast I'll get some attention, and maybe some of them might be cute or hot
>get the expected old and creepy men
>ignore them all for the most part
>one of them seems to be friendly
>decide to actually reply to him
>chat a bit and discover he's just a lonely 40+ yr old
>tfw he messages me pictures of his fish and his dog
>tfw he asks me about wanting to come out for kareoke or just a drink and a chat
>tells me about his failed business and how most of his friends have left him or died
>tfw feel incredibly sorry for him but don't want anything to do with him
What do I do? I don't want to be a bad person...
So gays are just like women?
>>35476943
It's better not to lead people on if you're not interested. Post his fish here though desu.
Could a penis be broken?
>>35476869
leave before they post that fucking picture
>>35476869
no, they're perfectly balanced
Yes.
It can be broken during rough sex, rough masturbation, or during dangerous practices like jelqing or taqaandan.
Why am I so submissive to women? I literally cannot help being shy and compliant around them. Life is so unfair.
>>35476846
bumping for answers
zest
>>35476846
Learn to say no to people
9/10 times it's just a matter of not having the confidence to offend or disappoint other because you subconsciously think there will be negative consequences
Quite to the contrary, having no boundaries means you will get no respect. You have to teach people how to treat you, and if they are being unreasonable you have to learn to turn them down and to say your opinion if you disagree about things
>>35477496
This post is 100% correct. You don't have to justify anything. All you need us "no".
Makes you think... never thought about it this way... is Chad really the /truerobot/?
But Chads are better looking AND smarter.
>>35476860
>These meme again
KIll yourself
>>35476860
>>35476940
This is completely false
>spend too long on idiot sections like /v/, /a/, and /r9k/
>can't participate in /sci/ and /lit/ discussions anymore because my brain is fried
>>35476764
Stupid brainlet
/lit/ is nothing but shitty threads at the moment, so you're in luck OP!
>>35476764
>sci
>lit
If calling others brainlets and having freshman-tier (if that) discussions is your thing, then great
>being too dumb for even these boards
SAD! Brainlet visits 4chan, gets injected with autism, and boom, he is even dumber. Many such cases!