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Thoughts on my boots?
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>>37595791they're shitty kys
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Pretty fancy boots, cowboy. What fag club are you going to be stomping around in with those?
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The fuck u sayin these are authentic ass mufuckin Beatle boots you ignorant swine
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Fembot feels
>sleep with a guy and he leaves and won't commit
>not sleep with a guy and he won't return my calls or texts after a week
Are men incapable of commitment!? I'm not a roastie, I have feelings.
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jk i'm a guy lmao you toook the baiiiit
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i'm a girl but i don't relate. i have guys asking me to be their wives and guys who want to introduce me to their parents they all love me so much.... :D
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>>37595624
>not a roastie
>describes roastie feels
lol
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Crushing sensation of being defeated by myself 2017-06-09 05:41:06 Post No.37595583
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Crushing sensation of being defeated by myself
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2017-06-09 05:41:06
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I'm new to r9k, but didn't think this post should go to soc or adv since i'm not looking for advice or making friends and such so, here goes:
How do you(for those to whom this applies) deal with the crushing feeling that you could have been so much better but your (avoidable and totally your fault) fuckups deprived you from success and all that shit.
I used to be one of those kids every adult would praise for being intelligent and that would be something huge someday... the only huge thing i became was a huge disappointment for myself. I feel stupid to let myself believe them too much and think I could be someone without effort, just because i was slightly better at algebra or biology than my friends.
Does anyone feel the same? How do you deal with it? Do you blame yourself everyday for being a 27 year old fatass with no job when you were miles(academically) away from your friends in middle/early-high-school?
Am I being too whiny? Should I even care?
Have a pic from my favorite Cyborg (0013), since he was able to have the courage I didn't have to change.
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Same. I used pot as a way to forget about it but it doesn't work for long. I definitely blame myself, I had multiple opportunities and I squandered them all. Now I feel like I don't deserve to succeed
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>>37595702
I understand the not deserving stuff. I don't feel much like not deserving... it's more like a lack of motivation for even trying because if I somehow "make it" now it would only mean moving the goalposts. Even if i do something significant, why didn't I do it 5-10 years ago so I could use the effort I'm making now to get even further?
The pot was something that had, for about 2 years, the power to take me away from problems... then I found out my dealer was putting small quantities of crack in it. Now real pot feels like alcohol free beer or diet coke. I can't even get high without feeling empty.
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dunno OP
but I'm on a real fast track to getting kicked out of college again so if you've got any preventative advice I'd love to hear it
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>Hello, Anon. I am a snek. Pleased to meet you.
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>>37595241
Ah, a little Juden! Be gone!
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>>37595241
snakes make the worst of pals.
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>>37595310
This
Had a snake fed him every day never really touched him though. I had to move him out of his case into a new one and he fucking bit me like a cunt.
Why is it so hard to get a girlfriend, r9k?
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Is that you? It's because you look like an underage faggot
In general? Social autism
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because you only want stacey
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because you never go outside
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Why are you guys so ashamed of being virgins? I simply cannot understand this concept and this mentality. In my country and in a majority of other Asian countries, it is shameful NOT to be a virgin before marriage. So the average age of virginity loss is something like 24. Even having a girlfriend before the age of 18 is culturally unacceptable. From what I have read and heard, it's not just a meme. Modern Western society actually shames people for being virgins. Like kids as young as 17 go into depression because they are still virgins. Like what the fuck, man? Try being a kid for once. I used to watch this English TV show called One Tree Hill. At first I thought it was a joke. I couldn't believe that kids in America actually live like that. But after talking to Westerners on the internet I have learnt that it is actually like that. So much that the average age of virginity loss in America is 16.9 years. This just seems beyond retarded to a provincial non-Westernized shitskin like me. Take my advice, losing your virginity or even having a girlfriend can simply never be as important as you guys make it seem here. Think about your academic and professional life instead. I mean seriously.
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>>37594986
>Why are you guys so ashamed of being virgins?
because no female human being has ever found me not-disgusting enough to want to be in a relationship with me or like me or be around me in general
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>>37595007
Then imagine how disgusted they would be at the sight of an Arab or a Pajeet. That's why we have arranged marriages.
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>>37595109
that doesn't make me feel any better
that actually makes me feel worse
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Imagine being a black father, beating the statistical odds and actually raising your son, treating him well (apparently), loving him for 19 years, supporting him, and then this happens.
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Niggas gonna nigg.
>Tfw black.
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>(apparently)
guy might have been whipping this boy on the nightly for all you know. all up in that ass or some shit. who tf knows.
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i guess everything happens for a reason
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Do yall shave your assholes? If so, what methods do you find to be the the most effective? I have a jungle that needs to be tamed.
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I do and it's not a great method. i just lean over like some retarded monkey and shave with the same shaver i use on my body,
i cant seem to shave the hairs in the crevice that connects my ass to my spine area
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Squatting over a mirror is really the only diy method.
That or hair removal cream but I've heard some nasty stories about that.
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I shave my butt. feels good, man. I don't really look, I just lift one leg up onto the counter and go at it with shaving cream and a normal razor.
>>37594792
I know what spot you're talking about. It's tough to reach but I can get it when I push really really hard on the razor into that area.
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Thinking about signing up for the French Foreign Legion.
I feel I have nothing else to do with my life
They take almost anyone regardless of past and have relatively lax physical requirements in comparison to the US army.
Has anyone here been in the legion or know anything about it?
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Why? Why do you hope something like that will fix you
Why do you have hope to be cured
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>>37594500
>They take almost anyone regardless of past and have relatively lax physical requirements in comparison to the US army
The literal opposite of the truth.
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>>37594892
really?
from comparing the two websites the FFL seemed far more lax.
this life is a meme isnt it? i love 9gag
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I dont really care about this, there are a plenty of normies here.
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>>37594313
The reddit tier lurkers here like to take content from here. Look at those shitty "4chan ylyl" compilation bullshit they put on youtube.
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I hate reddit the most like >>37594376 said they come here to steal content and just shit up the place
>quit my wagecuck job because I fucking hated it obviously
>stupid me didn't think of a backup plan
>have enough money for rent only until the end of the year
>not mentally ill enough to get NEETbux
>getting another wagecuck job is not an option, i would rather kill myself then get another one
I NEED MONEY ASAP WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO???
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Just pretend you have a mental illness anon
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>>37594156
sell socials for 5$ a pop to the Russians
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>>37594156
Deal cocaine. Do something crazy. You want excitement? Go and get it.
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Reminder that the reason the moon landing was successful was Nazi scientists whose crimes were remitted in exchange for their assistance and knowledge in building the rockets
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>>37593934
Reminder that literally no one gave a shit about Nazis except for Jews
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>tfw you fail to save the west
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>>37593977
...yet!
origamily
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*blocks your path* Going somewhere?
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yeah to cheerlead at the clovers game ya skanks, now help me tuck my dick
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>>37593777
>flat niggers
They're probably CIA, which means they glow in the dark. I WILL run them over.
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>>37593777
>teleports behind hersomeone finish this original thought
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/discribe sex to a virgin/
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Considering I don't think I'll be losing it anytime soon to anyone, it would be great if someone actually attempted to discribe what it feels like. I know most people say is impossible to discribe in words, by it would be great if one of you anons could give it a go. I'm a fem-anon so a female perspective on things would be well appreciated, although I'd love to hear the guys point of view as well. Thanks in advance.
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I could help
why don't you think you'll be losing it anytime soon?
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Overrated and completely hyped up. There really is nothing special about fucking other than fucking without a condom.
DESU I've had many times that jerking off at home was in retrospect better than some sex I've had in respect to effort and low payoff
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>>37593775
Because I'm fat and ugly, and people usually don't like those two mixed together. Also have a terrible personality, and can barely carry a conversation or keep a friend. I'm very awkward and socially autistic owo.
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>Yayyy! Big bro is back from college! I've grown a little since you last saw me donchathink? teehee *snorts*
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>>37593728
>yeah haha
>....
>BLAAAARRRFP
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Nitch what are you doing in the driver's seat
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what kind of loser makes these threads honestly