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What's your online community history like before 4chan/r9k?

>club penguin and roblox when I was 9 and 10
>youtubers' forums like Onision's onision.net forum and Cyr's cyriously.tv forum when I was 11 and 12
>looking for new community and frequent random sites like isitnormal.com and Yahoo! Answers (I know...) when I was 13
>discover the Misc section of the bodybuilding forums on bodybuilding.com when I was 14 and loved it until I got bored once I was 16
>visit 4chan during the fappening in 2014 (was always too scared of 4chan beforehand because of "le /b/ boogeyman")
>actually stayed on /b/ for a couple weeks once I figured out the layout and started finding the board entertaining
>got bored of /b/ quickly though and decided to click /mu/, my homeboard for two years now
>also like /r9k/, /pol/, /vr/, /an/, and /g/
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>watch newgrounds flashes and play dating simulations in middle school 2004-6
>read up on mangas
>discover 4chan on comments in new grounds
>visit /a/, /alternate-a/, and /v/
In 2011 I became a huge /x/phile for some reason and rp there once in a while. I also fell for the pony meme. Also, does anyone remember the clown animation? The one where there are clowns killing people and the creator of the flash actually did a school shooting. It was on newgrounds a long time ago.
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>>35604463
>fell for the pony meme
Would you still consider yourself a brony?
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Club penguin from the ages of 25-33. Now I'm here and can't leave.

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THE ONLY GIRL I'VE EVER LIKED FUCKING REJECTED ME WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DO NOW

Really though I feel lost tbqh
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Try again with another girl.
There's gotta be another girl you find at the very least a little cute.
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>>35604247
Good news!

Now you can move on. It won't be instant, but it'll be for the best. Work on improving yourself. You will come out of it a better person, I assure you.
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>>35604286
Nope I feel like it was a once in a lifetime shot. I'm 21 for reference

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If theres any advice you should take off this board is lose your virginity to someone you love

>be me
>18
>virgin
>see thot
>decent 6.9/10
>she only visits on holidays
>get to know thot
>"anon lets fuck"
>set up date and time
>holy fuck this it.png
>fuck
>lose vcard
>am happy for 1 day
>call up thot
>"oh anon, it was a one time thing but you were so good!"
>oh
>i fell for thot
>thots will give you the blues

They dont see sex as a big thing, and yet i did. Feelsbadman.

Feel/vent thread?
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I don't see how this is a bad thing in this day in age where almost everyone fucks.
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>>35604245

I got too attached.
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>>35604274
It's just the way men always feel like.
You probably just want more sex, and aren't actually attached... This is why you should always do it for the first time with someone you know for a really long time and with someone you are really in love with...

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>be a white nationalist
>only care about preserving MUH HERITAGE AND MUH RACE
>take credit for accomplishments of whites with no relation to you
>make zero effort to fuck any white women
>afraid of talking to them
>make zero effort to be appealing to white women
>call them all whores and sluts
>blame blacks and jews for your lack of success with women
>complain about the white race dying

The """""""""master""""""""" race everybody.

If you whites are so much smarter and better looking, then why can't you do something as simple as breed with your women?
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>>35604198
almost all white women in history have been too stupid to do anything for their own good

see: science, inventions
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>>35604198
all races have raging autists, 4chan is where the english speaking ones go
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what do you expect from the fedora of politics? unlike how things are in their alt right fantasy world, it is not just SJWs who hate them, anyone with an ounce of decency will think of them as a joke at best.

they are nothing but losers from here and reddit who took the memes too seriously and now actually believe in their retarded political cause and worldview. they should be treated like a new form of bronies.

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Has anyone here UNIRONICALLY tried to kill themselves i.E NOT some cry for attempted help or some faggot shit like that.

Either you tried and fucked it up or got caught or something.

or maybe you suceeded

What happened after?
Can you greentext it?
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>>35604151
>Has anyone here UNIRONICALLY tried to kill themselves i.E NOT some cry for attempted help or some faggot shit like that.

Pulled the trigger on a .45. Firing pin was broken. No idea. Just gave up and never really thought about it since.
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>>35604193
>never really thought about it since.
Then why did you try if you dont mind my asking?
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What the fuck happened to my pst

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How would robots fare in an authoritarian police state?
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>>35604132
I feel like robots would have a hard time
authoritarian police states are the most normie forum of government
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>>35604999
No, that's "democracy", "capitalism", whatever you'd like to call this corporate/monetary thing.

Most robots would be painfully "fixed" by being forced into work and participation in society, and as hard as it would be, they'd adjust to it, until they're still introverted, but public presence isn't the excruciating, nerve-wracking torture it once was.

We have a swim-or-drown corporate society, with plenty of excess people, though. So, you just live off weak parents, or the government pays to not have to deal with you, and so you rot in your room, brain turning to mush, while society advances just outside your four walls.
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>>35604999
Authoritarian states aren't normie at all. Robots mostly have social problems often related to casual social interaction with others. Authoritarian states tend to hamper Chad and roastie slut behavior. Robots can be fixed and given a real purpose in life, as >>35605329 said.

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>"Anon, it's me. Chad and I got into a huge fight. C-can I stay with you for a few days?"
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this will never happen to me because i do not know any girls
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>>35604103
BE GONE, THOTTIE.
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Nope. Goodbye.

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My mom wants to take me to a therapist and my aunt started yelling at me to go when i said i didnt want to, What do i do, i really dont wanna go
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>>35604087
Just go, what's the worst that could happen?
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>>35604117
I would have to go somewhere outside, with people who i dont like
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>>35604174
And what's wrong with that, anon?

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>be me, 29
>live at home
>bedroom is next to bathroom
>fall asleep in my room one afternoon after 28 hours of overwatch hentai
>wake up
>shitpipe going from my room to the to the toilet water tank is missing
>shit in tank has been removed
>waiting for mom to come home


pic related
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you know thats a meme and your not actually supposed to do that right?
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>>35604015
Shiting in an ass pipe is pretty low man
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>>35604015
This is very efficient. Shitpipe/10 would recommend to a friend.

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Since children are so adept at learning, why do kids spend most of middleschool fucking around with multiplication and division.

I remember memorizing the times tables as part of assignments frequently, but couldn't that time have been better allocated to teaching more advanced math?

Why aren't we teaching 1st graders algebra, I think they can pick up on it fairly fast.

With how human children learn, you would figure that almost every slightly above average kid should speak 3 languages, and be fluent in calculus and trig by high school.

I feel like we are wasting children's potentials.
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>>35604009
Because math, particularly more "advanced" math (calculus, discrete maths, etc) require abstract thinking and visual-spatial reasoning that might not yet be developed in kids.

There are definitely some mathematical ideas that could be taught earlier (mostly proof theory, imo), though, and we should also speed up the learning of topics. One whole year is way too long to spend purely on a subject like arithmetic, pre-algebra, etc.
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>>35604009

The answer is that niggers cant keep up, so they slow the pace down for the lowest percentile so they dont "feel bad"

You would figure in a capitalistic society, the talented would be able to ascend the ladder, and get into the work force faster, but the process of students skipping grades is so convoluted its stupid.

People skipping grades should be much more common than it is. The idea that all kids learn at the same rate is ludicrous.
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>>35604009
Not everyone can even reach those levels of math. If we're gonna specialize, it should be up to the individual's potential.

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here's your chicken platter anon. enjoy
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>>35603996
God damn that looks fucking good.
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>>35603996
REEEEEEEE I ASKED FOR SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35603996
thank you OP, you are an excellent friend

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>broke up almost a year ago
>still miss her
>she doesnt even think about me
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At least you were going out. I've been hung up on a girl I've never even kissed for years now. The worst part is that because I'm good with words and make her feel special, she occasionally comes back to be worshipped.

theres no end in sight
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>having a gf at any time ever

normies get out
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>>35604344
that's so fucking old
please consider the following


suicide

>"No way, you go on 4chan too, anon?! I met my bff on /soc/ back in high school. What board do you go on?"

What do?
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you met your bff on /soc/? in HIGH school?

fuck off you are a problematic whore. both of you. holy fuck you have issues

i don't want to think of who you were in hs. bye.
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">slashsocslash gee tee eff oh roastie slut REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
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/o/. Ezpz, most normal fags of all go there since the hobby requires having an actual income.

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>mfw masterfully manipulating a cute robot boy into becoming my bf
he's like putty in my hands
he will be fucking my ass in NO TIME
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pls be a girl and be my gf
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>>35603878
Robots don't have relationships, fucking normalfag.
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>>35603889
>girls in /r9k/

Are you retarded?

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tumblr 10 year olds
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>>35603842
i feel it coming i feel it coming
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i wonder if my sister lets my 10 year old niece online

i wonder if she knows what memes are
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>>35603842
4chan is the thinking man's site

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