>at bar
>stacey talks to two older guys about her friend being schizophrenic
>jokes about it
>tfw I'm schizophrenic
>>36367733
Who gives a shit. I have Bipolar, anxiety, SAD, and I don't get all butthurt when people make jokes about those illnesses. I make the jokes myself. If you're that sensitive then you should seriously consider sudoku
i was diagnosed schizoaffective but i dont think i have a mood disorder so im probably closer to schizophrenic.
what are your psychotic symptoms like?
i start to think im the messiah and the world is ending
>>36367769
This. Stop being a fucking faggot
"This is Beta Command calling all units- report your status over."
I still have no gf over
>>36367712
*TSH* This is Wojak-T17 from the Wojak Militia. We're preparing for an all out attack on a local normie base, we could use some more reinforcements though, we underestimated their numbers. Send help, I repeat, send help! Over and out *PSH*
Beta - 3, standing by
>buy new game
>have fun playing against other new people
>time pass
>game decides I'm too good to play with new people
>puts me against strong people
>fun ends
welp... onto the next game I guess
>>36367564
overwatch?
that game is trash
>>36367564
I hate it when that happens. Getting owned every time isn't fun.
>>36367564
>play game
>worry about time wasted
>worry about power bill
>play for another hour filled with guild
>decide I better check how many khw my plan is is
>game cost me 6 squid a day to play in power
>sell pc
>get an old thinkpad and under volt it
>when my weak-jawed pathetic appearance is reflected on the dark monitor momentarily before the character selection screen loads up to reveal my male human warrior with his godly facial aesthetics
jdimsa my famalam in my shamalam ALREADY
cmon post some obscure feels and pepes
>>36367512
Post your char
>>36368132
originalo blend
>horny and high
>start fapping to 'that' again
>decide to go deeper into the rabbit hole
>realize that if you keep this up, you're going to get worse
>don't even care
Embrace it, anons.
Who else /degenerate/?
>>36367416
>A degenerate case thus has special features, which makes it non-generic. However not all non-generic cases are degenerate. For example, right triangles, isosceles triangles and equilateral triangles are non-generic and non-degenerate. Frequently, degenerate cases correspond to singularities either in the object or in some configuration space. For example, a conic section is degenerate if and only if it has singular points.
>right triangles, isosceles triangles and equilateral triangles are non-generic and non-degenerate.
>isosceles triangles
>triangles
>angles
>>36367521
Is it a joke about being straight?
>>36367416
What's "that"?
Origigi
come in if you're an r9k regular
despite this board having no topic, what do you think the unofficial topic is?
What are you thoughts on the:
>fembot threads
>tfw no gf threads
>woman hate threads
>trap threads
>gay threads
>uni threads
>(something else you would like to comment on?)
do you feel like any of these things should be against the rules?
>>36367326
>fembot threads
you mean """"fembot threads""""
>tfw no gf threads
Pointless if you're not going to bring up some discussion point
>woman hate threads
there usually 1 big one, mostly it recycles old stuff
>trap threads
this is around on every board, belongs in it's containment board /lgbt/
treat it the same way as mlp
>gay threads
belongs on /lgbt/
>uni threads
I just hide it, it's all uninteresting crap
>>36367326
>fembot threads
They need to be pruned, """"fembots"""" aren't a thing. Women will never know the feels of a robot.
>tfw no gf threads
A thread or 2 for these feels is fine, it's a bit repetitive but not exactly harming the board in any way.
>woman hate threads
see above
>trap threads
>gay threads
Both need to get the fuck out and deleted, there needs to be a board for lgbt porn so these fags can't make the "lgbt a blue board!!" excuse.
>uni threads
They're fine, bores me but not actively harming the board in any way.
>fembot threads
If there are fembots, they would not mention there gender for attention. So you would never find them anyways
>tfw no gf threads
Are okay, as long as there arent too many
>woman hate threads
I dont visit them but where do they belong if not here?
>trap threads
I think one containment thread is okay since many people in here are prison gay
>gay threads
Trap threads = Gay threads
>uni threads
Good
>(something else you would like to comment on?)
There should be more general threads to stop the constant spam
>do you feel like any of these things should be against the rules?
Yeah mentioning that you are a 'fembot'. We have to many beta orbiters and it results in too much threads/attention that goes towards them.
>tfw all the naughty pics she posted on /soc/ are still all publicly archived and available
Pretty cool
>>36367193
>she
nah
>>36367193
Isn't she underage though
>>36367193
PEDO
PEDO
PEDO
PEDO
What does it mean that I give women "frights" a lot?
they're socially inept cunts who only wants their world to be full of chads>>36367164
Ever see that creepy dude on the bus who talks to women but makes them uncomfortable?
Yep.
You do realize that getting women really depends much more on your personality than your body.
Would you NEETs give up your comfortable lifestyle and go working, if you had a 10/10 wife that would love you and adore you?
>aiming this high
>i'd settle for a 3/11 as my muse
>>36367150
why can;t i just have both and she can look after me?
>>36367150
Not a NEET, but she'd have to be better than a 10/10, completely devoted to me, and would have to work too.
>tfw no weed in over 2 weeks
Kinda sucks. At least I'm more clear headed right now, but I could use a toke for sure.
Going on about a week of no weed.
I don't really have any desire to smoke except to help me sleep
I have no money for weed and feel like killing myself. Day 4 now. The second my account hits 10 dollars you best bet I'm going to smoke. It's the only thing that makes me happy.
i should quit smoking weed.
it has 3 major downfalls:
1. it derails your ambition, you become content spending 10 hours a day jacking off, doodling, playing WoW, etc
2. it makes you groggy randomly depending on if you smoke indica
3. sativa has a different high than indica
What's your outlook anons are you above human nature and desire or do you see yourself as a animal bound by the laws of nature. I've realized it doesn't matter what outlook you have, 95% of the time both kinds of people do the same shit regardless of belief, but what's your opinion anons?
How could I possibly be above human nature when I am human myself. Anything I do would be natural in a sense. Unless it's negative to my being or the species I can see the argument that its unnatural which we would have to dive into the subject of illness and free will.
Never mind this thread is making me scattered brained
Humans have a thing animals don't, a soul.
You can understand this in whatever way possible, but it is the only difference.
>>36367393
you can rise above you animal insticts through the utilisations of methods which lie outside of ourselves i.e. reason.
There's a clear difference between people who are at mercy to their every Id whim and people who exercise higher conscious and are cognizant of the fact that they are a creature with instincts and that they can actually reason whether said insticts are applicable in a given situation.
>hip bone is wider than shoulder bone
Should I bother getting /fit/ or just fucking off myself? Can anything fix this? I hate my body shape so fucking much because of this.
your in the wrong neighbourhood fryend.
to /fit/ you go
>>36367117
I don't want to go there. It just makes me more depressed and I haven't actually started getting /fit/ so I don't belong there.
>>36367176
can you larp as a cute girl (male)? do you have any homosexual tendencies?
>Be me
>Be 21
>Be with my college friends
>We are all computer engineering students
>Chilling
>Drunk
>Start talking about my sexual tendencies
>Say that I consider myself straight
>Friends start asking me about other sexual tendencies
>"How about guys?"
>I start considering new things
>I tell them:
>"What if there was a theoretical homosexual self?"
>"Put myself as an example"
>"If I was gay, which I am not, I would fuck some of you"
>They all laugh
>I try to explain it using computing concepts:
>"It's like a virtual machine running on software"
>"It's not practical, it's just theoretical"
>"It's not real, like if it was running on hardware"
>They don't believe me
>I know I'm surrounded by nu-males
>Despite all of that I still consider myself straight
>I tell them a list of guys I know I would fuck if I was gay
>They laugh
>I also laugh, but feel somewhat broken inside
>What should I do, guys?
>How should I feel?
>Am I gay?
>Also black and jew
just take the AIDS pill and be done with it.
>I try to explain it using computing concepts:
>"It's like a virtual machine running on software"
>"It's not practical, it's just theoretical"
>"It's not real, like if it was running on hardware"
Jesuschrist OP, just go suck some cock and stop with all this shit. It's sickening.
>>36367062
I know what you mean OP. I have an appreciation for attractive men, and know which ones are attractive to me, but have no sexual desire towards any of them. I would know, I tried once, and it was just weird and wasn't into it. Ended my bi-curious phase quickly.
Ignore the rest of them. I'm also a computer engineering/computer science double major, and I know you're feel.
How many times a day do you jack off? I am 3 to 4 atm.
0.25, roughly. Would like for it to be 0.0 but I'm an asshole.
>>36367060
I usually go about a week without fapping, only really fap when I can't sleep. Low sex drive ftw
one or two times a week. I've been trying to kick the porn habit.
>"Anon Im cleaning your room whether you like it or not!"
you have time to grab one thing that she will not find, what do you grab?
>>36367018
I have nothing to hide.
>>36367018
my laptop so i can browse the internet while she cleans my room since i'm not a disgusting degenerate that owns dragon dildos unlike you guys
>>36367034
>"Anon, why are your socks so crusty?"