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>she broke my heart
>she lives near me i was crushing on her for while
>so i manned up and asked her out
>she rejected me
>how do you heal a broken heart robots?
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Absolutely disgusting, slaughter that pig.
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>>34342122
That thing can get laid? I would fuck her since I am desperate but since she has meme hair on top of looking like a fucking psycho anyways I wouldn't dare go near her. I can't handle false rape claims. I certainly can not handle prison.
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>>34342122
is that her?

Anon what's wrong with you?

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Come watch movies, tv shows, or listen to some music with your fellow robots

Make sure to say hi when you enter

https://www.rabb.it/CozyRobotRoom
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cum over for sum comfy n chill
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>>34342110
come on in and get /comfy/
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join for shitty miehms

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>this is what feminists actually think
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>>34342056
We already know they are extremely mentally ill and never take 5 minutes to research anything. This isn't anything new. I mean go look at twitter all the feminists are seriously asking for the constitution to be thrown and sharia law put in. They are braindead to think it will be better for them. It is because of that feminist that gave a speech about how they all needed to become Muslims.
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>>34342056
mmm yeah women have it so hard having to face the consequences of being a whore so sad. Why can't they just let women have sex and kill babies as much as they want. Hey I'd rather them abort the baby rather than having another child raised by a uncapable mother that can't even take care of themselves because they only know how to leach off of other people.
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>>34342104

this is a man writing.

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>Meet girl off Tinder
>Looks kinda cute in her pics
>Hit it off a little bit
>Thing go by blazingly fast, we're really open and honest with each other
>She doesn't seem to care that I'm a dateless kissless virgin at 22 and thinks I'm cute and sweet and all that, though she tells me she isn't a virgin so I guess it's even
>wants to go out with me
>despite telling myself otherwise, I am unable to accept this girl who texts me constantly all day about how bad she wants to cuddle me and all that
>Just think of how I'd rather be with my long gone high school oneitis instead
>Not even attracted to her but still play along because part of me doesn't want to throw it away
>Outright tell her how I'm a needy virgin who likes anime and spends all day playing videogames and has no friends or social skills as she still won't stop talking to me and wants to cuddle and all that
>Literally do the opposite of 'game' but she's still on me
>She friended me on Facebook now so I've I'm mean or fucked up she might kamikaze what little social image I have I dunno


tl;dr could get a gf, but I'm really getting cold feet right now and honestly don't think I'm going to like her when I meet her. How do I shake this girl off without looking like the bad guy? We're probably going on a date next weekend and I was wondering if there's someway I can convince her to not want go out with me again without coming off as either the bad guy or a complete lunatic.
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Why don't you just give her a chance? If things don't go well during the date just stop communicating with her and she'll get the idea things didn't go well when you met up.
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>>34342015
Are you fucking serious? You are still thinking about a girl you probably haven't talked to in years? Just go out on a date with her, see how things turn out. Even if you don't like her at all, at least fuck her or something. Make her a fuck buddy. Don't throw this away or you'll regret it your entire life. Believe me, been there, done that.
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>>34342058
I might do that, maybe I'll end up liking her or at least find good reasons not to.

>>34342155
Alright, I'll give it a shot. Might just be cold feet, idk

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>be me 21
>have some people in uni I talk to during classes
>they have a group chat
>beg them to let me in
>finally they put me in
>its pretty fun mostly normie memes and unfunny jokes but its interaction
>get happy and think maybe im finally making friends
>suddenly I get kicked out
>next day ask someone why I got booted
>oh yeah we discussed it at chads party last night and we decided we dont want you in anymore sorry man
>sit in the back of every class not talking to anyone all day
>no one asked me whether I am okay or not

Every day I get a little closer to doing it robots....
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>>34342013
>>they have a group chat

Like aim or something?
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>>34342046
No on WhatsApp
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Sucks man. Fuck those normies, go find a club or something.

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I refuse to change myself for the sole purpose of attracting girls.

Fuck society and their norms.
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Now your beta faggot genes will die out. Good work anon
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>>34341961
That's bretty gud
t. approves
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Anyone who is changing themselves for the sole purpose of getting girls is a beta cuck anyway. Make yourself into your vision of yourself as a man and women will be attracted to you

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>i'm failing uni again
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But it just started, just start studying.
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>>34341947
>Same, just tell yourself that life will get even shittier if you fail, it helps me a little.
>>34342044
Not where I live... finals end officialy 20th Febuary.
Also:
>just start studying
I have yet to find a way to force myself to read more then 5 pages at once.
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>>34341947

>tfw failed the same freshman intro class twice

tru stori

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a softly spoken girl,
pale as fine snow on the field's edge,
god sees that she is radiant,
she knows the way to win a love song from my lips,
that people's princess, in cloak of fine fur,
she knows how to deride her ugly horse.
lovely rose, woe to the weak idle bud
who loves her
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Vere dictum, o pie germen rosae.
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good evening. hope you're all well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxVo5mjK4eg
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>>34342240
good evening! nice to see you again.
im doing great. how are you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw1tWUNI2cA

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Guys I recently got friend zoned by this girl, how do I kill her with me getting away with it? Plus points if she suffers
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>>34341889
Why the fuck are her eye sockets so deep. Looks like the thing from Aliens 4.
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>>34341889
You'd be doing it a favor senpai.
True cruelty is letting this one live.
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Slit her throat and fuck her while the body is still warm

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I remixed Trump's inauguration with special African American guest features along with white women.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bz9e-NCFJE
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The first minute is terrible.

How can anyone watch this hold thing? Why would you frame this video as being about Donald Trump when the first 20% of it is about a blogger?
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missing the point, this is content to emphasize a meme, not political fandom, hence "REMIX"

so the chick is incorporated to bring out a mode of self reflection that's dumbed down enough into comedic debauchery, kind of a good way to wring out how to explain the current state of America, which is why this video has been put onto the table, if you can form an opinion you're valued enough to weigh in
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>>34342237
The Planet's Empire

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I think Pence is a pretty cool guy. Eh hates gays and doesn't afraid of anything.
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>>34341870
Mike "my jumper cables will give you fags a reason to be literally shaking" Pence
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>>34341870

lol prepping the /r/the_donald users for Trump's impeachment. How much do you get paid for this?
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Pence kinda scares me I mean he just looks so mean

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>Dashcon was 3 years ago
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>>34341840

>highschool was 12 years ago

YEP...
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>Assassins Creed 2 came out 8 years ago
make it stop.
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>30yo in 4 years

I am almost a middle aged man whose current life is no different than my life at 60yo will be.

>work
>play video games at home alone
>do barely anything of value

>even stalin was a chad
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>>34341834
Stalin was a Chad
Hitler was a robot
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This is how he actually looked by the way.
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Not Stalin.

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>>34341747
>Are there women who think
No.
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>>34341841
Here's a (you), made me laugh
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>>34341747
Plz bots I need to know
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>>34341747
I have a thing for virgins, not because I think they're cute, but mainly because of my own inexperience.

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Anyone here addicted to opoids?
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>>34341697
I can say I have taken hydrocodone for Wisdom teeth pains, but I vomited, even when I ate beforehand.
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>>34341697
I was, you got any questions I can gladly answer them for you..

Just got my PhD in withdrawals coming off of methadone so anything you need to know. Got you covered

>Thumbs U-UP
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>>34341755
How did you deal with the withdrawal?

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