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>>34940202
this is the least funny meme by far and you spam it every day

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>>34940235
Fuck off you skelly piece of shit normie. It's not a meme. Sorry it's not epic enough for you to post on your fucking facebook page you fucking faggot.

>>34940235
I think it's funny, every day I look forward to finding out what he ate

if the roles were reversed, the chads with the extrovert personality would be asking "why do the betas get all the chicks?"

>>34940201
Human sexuality is oriented that way. Top 20% of men get 80% of the women. Just be glad we're not walruses, where literally 1 man gets literally all the women.

Historically, we used social pressures to force women to choose only one man (male sexuality is too strong to be constrained, even by the heaviest social pressures), but those pressures have broken down over the last century.

>>34940233
>it's about personality
you're like a little baby

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>>34939979
Trigun

its only the best anime of all time

if you dont like it you might have bad taste

>>34940053
>tfw there'll never be an anime (OAV, preferably) adaptation of Trigun Maximum

>>34939979
If you're looking for more similar to those two series, then I don't know what to tell you, but if you're open to other suggestions, there's much more.

>>34939888
Don't fight it, accept your fate.

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>>34939888
Nobody can see you balding if you keep your hair shaved

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>>34939888
Grow a beard and go for a Max Payne look

have a good night sleep about it and try again tomorrow

>>34939865

Same here, anon. I'm triying to find my dad's gun so I can finish this

imagine the worst memories you have of your life

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>>34939815
Why care? I will care when I die

also rate how Beta I am please

>>34939815
Not if I kill myself!
Or get hit by a car

>>34940307
You won't die if you get hit by a car or off yourself? What are you trying to say, gimp?

I smoked all my weed this morning

Now I'm bored

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>tfw no husky wan wan to call my own

Life is suffering. Also.

>tfw you'll never live in the Dark Souls universe

Why are we here, just to suffer?

>27 and never had a gf

>>34939739
I'd ask you why you would even think that would be illegal but I'm assuming you're a bong from the whole "rubbish" thing, and I know Britain has been going full retard in a lot of ways.


I'd assume that unless if you have a combat spoon on you you'd be alright.

>>34939739
don't you have a jacket or something? a newspaper you could hold over your head, perhaps?

reckon the rozzas might well smack thee right in tha gob, innit reet guv?

Flirt>>34939624
The funny thing is, last semester my university offered a class on memes.

>>34939624
Are you going to work on this? If not it's a waste of time. Also no real life info please

>>34940265
Sounds like a shitty university

>>34939624
>50/50 male/female ratio. Registrations for males stops if there are too many females. It resumes when it goes under 50/50 again.
you will have male robots signing up as females to keep the ratio right.

also, 90% of real females will be males anyway.

also the whole idea is shit.

I had a peanut husk collection but my mom threw it out

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>>34939405
anyone who isn't obsessed with Serbia is a literal cuckold anon. you're not autistic.

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>>34939405
Right here. I'm even learning Serbian


Who's your favorite Serbian commander?

Mine's Mitar Maksimovic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPhKoejVTSk

it is and i feel so weak. i try to hold it in and cry when im alone

>>34939289
Yeah i feel you.
I just roll my eyes alot, but when i get asked something, my voice usually cracks but i keep tears away until im alone.

I did it once and my dad finally grasped the reality of my depression at that time.

Cry once (to get your point across) and don't do it again.

animal crossing for wii

>>34939232
Harvest Moon 64/BtN/FoMT are the comfiest in the Harvest Moon series. Unfortunately replays will never be as comfy as your first playthrough.

>>34940245
Harvest moon 64 has a special place in my heart. It has an annoying tool system though

when I was lifting up some little girl to take her out of a sandpit I sneaked a grab at her pussy

Having sex with my sister. Regretting it to this day.

I've downloaded several cars, mostly Toyotas

>>34939184
get off my fucking board

we will not fall for your tricks, normie. get out

>>34939184
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE REEE...

...Is that a capybara? Hey let's be friends.

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>>34939184
Nice try normie but if your shit is together and your life seems to be going well, then there's really no productive and beneficial reason for you to be on this board

Overdose is the least reliable way to do it.

lostallhope.com
It has all the suicide methods listed by their lethality.
But I strongly advise you to read the "Surviving Today" sections.
The articles saved me from my on the edge suicidal toughts.

>>34939119
ffs i remember back in hs senior year, this freshman girl had overdosed as a threat towards her dad for whatever reason. rumor had it the overdose was poison for rats...i dont remember it correctly sadly . i was hoping for smth of that nature