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>>39595455
i ask myself every day on my drive would happen if i didn't turn the wheel in a particular sharp turn in the road and just floored it straight ahead at 90 instead

>>39595455
get the same thing when riding my motorbike. sometimes get the urge to just lean back and fall off. really fucking weird and i dont know why I get it

>>39595455
Sometimes I do shit like trying to do the quadratic formula in my head while driving, because I don't care either way what happens

>>39595445
Be a Chad?
Wrong board to be asking this on bud.

>>39595869
This.

Chad can use any approach and it will work for him because girls are naturally attracted to him.
If you're ugly its the exact opposite. Its just different ways she'll find you a creep.

>going out of your way to disturb a student from paying attention to the lecture

???

>>39595410
Yeah, but it's entirely my fault.
If I watch a movie that has a cute female lead or lots of feelings of nostalgia I instantly get depressed.

Yes, I decided to see what my classmates were up to (recently graduated) so I went on twitter and what I found disgusted me. Normies, normies everywhere. This black guy who told me I would shoot up the school had a hot white girl friend. So it was TERRIBLE.

Everyday is a bad day

>>39595344
>How many hours do you sleep now that you're an adult?
6-8 hours usually. More if I stay up late and get woken up by noise in the morning, later if I got to bed eariler, no alarm and no noises.

>>39595344
>Is sleeping too much a waste of time?
No, sleep is good, get as much as you can. What does feel like a waste of time is laying around in bed after you woken up and aren't falling back asleep. I learned to just get out of bed, do some stretching and deep breathing and get on with the day.

Also related: Coffee is good. Regular coffee once or twice a day is fine, as long as its before 6pm. Coffee is actually healthy for you in moderation. Too much though, especially espresso, and you end up with diarrhea.

>>39595472
>Too much though, especially espresso, and you end up with diarrhea
t. anti espresso advocate

>>39595344
usually sleep between 5.5 to 7
that reminds me i gott wake up to do my wagie routine in the morning. goodnight internet.

>>39595343
Well clearly not another person

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>>39595390
How can OP ever recover?

>>39595343
>I'm so fucking weird and ugly.
>What do I do?
Dumb sissy ugly boi.

>>39595335
Pretty sure they don't

>>39595391
i think he means why would anyone do this and honestly i have no idea they can't be enjoying it. it looks like only agony

>>39595573
He has a smile on his face

>>39595292
I thought it was man hovering his asshole above his child

>>39595292
Even though this is at least the second time I saw this picture, I cant get over the fact that his head looks like a hairy butt

>>39595292
To not be ugly, and have your partner not be ugly.

>>39595234
>>pray they never have pets
>>pray they never grab dick
>>pray they never are holding knives prior
>pray
God hates doorfuckers

Are mail slots a white thing? I've never seen a house with one.

>>39595296
They're an archaic old-house thing

It's because music is fundamentally a male hobby and like every male group women infiltrate it for resources and attention. Singers are the most recognisable people in music and have some of the highest social status in their groups

>cash.jpg

>>39595358
also to add to this singing is basically a mating call among humans

>MP

FTFY schloobie

>>39595227
looks like some AR carbine

>>39595159
looks like a fucking pussy

>>39595154
>I've done a lot of messed up things
What are you waiting for?

>>39595154
I used to let that stuff haunt me (I used to masturbate in class while in highschool while staring at my crash, for example). Got caught, and they forced me to homeschool.

15 years later, realizing that women are just giant whores who only get creeped out because I was not hot, I just stopped giving a fuck. To this day, I sometimes lick my lips in front of qt girls while they pass buy.

I aint gonna get laid anyway, might as well make the most of it.

>>39595154
I take creepshots occasionally, but they're not great. Also jack off on Omegle, I guess that's creepy

u have icky grossness in your brain op. never post this again

>>39595176
don't kink shame me just because you are not on my level

>>39595139
I know what you mean. I had my first fap to the hippo ballerinas in Fantasia when I was a kid. Couldn't even cum but it felt good so I did it. That scene still gets me hard

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BBC is just a meme in reality the only things black have is a TBC
tiny black cock

>>39595150
>That
>Black
Hahaha that guy is like 75% white, hence the mental illness.

>>39595166
Cont...
And small penis.

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>>39595084
Finally, a thread to myself

How do you choose a team to support for yank sports?

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>>39595084
Waiting for dad to leave for work so I can finish waning to trans girls on chaturbate and eat some toast

>>39595083
Honestly I wouldn't go for it that's the one thing I wish I could change about myself

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>>39595083
>taller than you
>"likes me"
Yeah suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

Save her the trouble of dating someone trifling over something as petty as height