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Taking the LSAT in the next two hours. I'm terrified. Anyone here who has taken this test or a similar graduate school admission test have any last minute advice?
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Took the GREs wish I spend more time on the essay section
Don't know the LSAT format, so good luck!
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>>37665236
>Taking the LSAT in the next two hours. I'm terrified. Anyone here who has taken this test or a similar graduate school admission test have any last minute advice?
Bump
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>>37665236
Isnt an lsat a machine gun
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Why the fuck do women expect men to spend money on them but not put out in return? Is work ethic a foreign concept to women? I'm not spending my hard earned money on some hoe and not getting anything in return. Fuck women.
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sounds like you'd rather an escort than a friend, desu.
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>>37665123
If you could get desperate fuckwads to give you free shit without doing anything, why would you go out of your way to put in any effort whatsoever?
Women are opportunistic and manipulative. It's in their nature. It's the imbeciles that indulge them who should be blamed.
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This is why I can't get into dating. As men we're expected to spend money which is literally hours of our life on some self entitled whore who may or may not fuck us(90% she won't). What kind of fucked up dynamic is that?
I wouldn't care if she paid for her own shit but American women are taught that they need to be treated like princesses. Are there women in the world who are not like this? I know the Japanese are massive gold diggers.
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What does it mean if someone tries to kill themselves via pills?
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They are looking for attention. It fails all the time.
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It means they are only doing it for attention. It's the same with cutfags.
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>Suicide attempts are between two and four times more frequent among females
what does this mean?
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haven't stepped out doors for 8 months
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>tfw look just like that scraghly beard pepe
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>>37664963
Why is this the case?
What mental illness do you have?
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>>37665003
Tfw said pepe and not wojac
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A Tale of How I Won My Dream Girl
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Sup /r9k/, let me tell you all a story from middle school.
>Be me
>14 year old beta cuck
>Suddenly out of fucking nowhere I start having a hardcore crush on a shy girl to the point of praying to god daily and entirely dropping masturbation just so god could reward me with being her boyfriend, yes, I know that I was an elder god tier omega male
>She's probably an 8/10 but in my standards she's a 10/10, both cute and hot, we'll call her Nancy
>My best buddy helps me out by giving me advices on how I can initiate any kind of relationship with her, we'll call him Mike
>Mike is a total baller and a normie lord
>We've been friends since primary school but we've been attending different middle schools
>He manages to make me text her on facebook
>holyshititfuckingworked.jpg
>I've been texting with Nancy for an hour
>Turns out we have similar interests
>Mike is really fucking proud of me
>Fast foward a year
>We haven't said a single word to each other since our chat on facebook
>Fucking Indian kid joins our class
>Tech support sounds so funny when he tries to speak polish with his thick indian accent
>Fucking poo in the loo starts having a crush on my Nancy
>He fucking tells everyone how they're going to get married and have a huge family
>I Immediately start start acting like an asshole towards curry nigger
>Nancy doesn't like him as well
>I looked at her once during a lesson
>That fucking wagon wheel praising faggot hit me after school for just fucking looking at her
>I didn't hit him back because I was a thin as fuck skeleton
>Fast foward another year
>Almost at the end of 3rd grade
>Pajeet is still a cunt and now he tries to hug her anytime he can
>She always tries to push him off her since he is a tiny shitling
>At this point, everytime I see him I want to scream to the point of tearing my intestines out
>Now it's not about getting the girl, it's about making that little poo goblin feel like shit
>Decide to ask Nancy out
Do you all want me to cont.?
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>>37664939
continue my dude
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14 years old
Middle school
Almost finishing 3rd grade
???
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Cont.
>Turns out Nancy had a crush on me since our chat on facebook
>She told me that I am the only guy she knows who likes K-Pop
>I lied about that during our facebook chat
>She's a K-Pop fanatic
>We start dating
>Turns out we're quite alike
>We both love travelling and asian culture
>She tells me how she felt abused all this time by Hindu fag
>Turns out, The little fucking Feces fag kept texting her like 4-6 times every week
>That little faggot even sent her a shirtless pic, after that she blocked him
>Now I was super pissed off, fucking Guts from Berserk level of pissed off
>Last 3 days of middle school
>Now everytime this little fag tries to get close to her, I just push him back
>Since he punched me I started working out like I was the electric body builder from Russia
>Still really thin but at least I'm not a skello
>He doesn't pose a threat anymore
>Graduation day
>We execute our Master plan
>That little faggot stares at us with tears in his eyes
>Haven't seen him since
>2 Years Later
>We're in High School and now she's my girlfriend
>She is even a bigger bro than Mike and Mike is a God Tier Bro
>MFW my hatred towards a street shitter got me a dream girlfriend and turned me into a borderline normie.
I know that this story might seem cringy but I thought that it'd be worth sharing since it's so heart warming.
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i just hardcorembarrassed myself. please help. it hurts so bad.
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Spit it out
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>>37664886
am unable to spit, what do
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>>37664921
Calm down. Relax. Then come back.
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How does it feel to know that no one ever has or ever will have a crush on you?
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>>37664741
what it hella qts have crushes on me?
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>>37664757
lmao you really believe that nigga
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>>37664807
>>37664757
I see you've developed dementia as well
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>Hear a knock at the door
>"Hey sorry we're lost, do you know where Tyrones house is?"
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>>37664612
This is Tyrone's house, he's out on some errands.He'll be back soon, you guys can come inside if you'd like.
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>>37664656
go on, & then what happens...?
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>>37664670
Then you pull out your BWC and BLEACHED.com them.
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ITT: Your snack of choice.
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These chips are going to kill me but fuck are they good
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>>37664493
>tfw my local grocery stores stopped selling bbq ruffles
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>>37664448
In all seriousness, I eat these at least once a day
If you had to live in one country on this list, for the rest of your life, which one would you live in?
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Syria, this way I'd die right away
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>>37664411
Chad, at least i can shitpost about it on 4chan while I am there.
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>>37664434
This is the best answer. I'd just post Chad memes on /pol/ for the rest of my relatively short life.
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>You're doing great Anon. Just remember to suppress your gax reflex and breathe your nose. I knew you'd be a natural at this.
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>>37664341
based mistress t working all the cuck marks and living in your heads rent free.
original.
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I'd love if this would happen to me. Being coached by a processional as well.
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>>37664341
>time to fap
>start of looking at Latina mature amateur pron
>end up cumin to interracial
every fucking time
I need help desu
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>meet a literal 10/10 stacked petite blonde girl at uni
>add her on facebook
>she's apparently married and has a kid with the biggest whiteboi numale in the universe
>literally looks like a fucking speedrunner. think of the most nerdy numaleish person you can think of. he looks like he posts here.
>she's 22 and the kid is 2 so he probably took her virginity as well.
My entire reality has been shattered. How is this even possible?
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HAHAHAHAH.
You think she lost her virginity at 20? Are you stupid?
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>>37664296
he's a millionaire start up CEO, but also she fucks niggers when he stays late for work and he knows and is okay with it
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>>37664338
>its another episode of robots getting triggered because they realize women don't like them because they're shit people, not because of some Chad strawman
news flash: if u be a good person people will like you. im fuckass ugly and have gotten 2 gfs with no effort by being nice
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>Uncle from Stepbrother's side of the tribe finds the Stealth Cumouflage Suit
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>younger sister found the loli fister
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>careworker found the pube scarf
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>>37664207
These are my favorite posts
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>add a guy to discord
>we have a common interets
>talk a bit, it's ok
>go to toilet
>back
>he spams the messager with autistic rumble and blocks me
I thought you guys only do this ironically.
>pls add me Magnetic|]og#1104
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Accept the request then holy shit
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>>37664057
added and ready to be disappointed
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why should I add you and also try to hold in my autism
sell me on this
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Is calling somebody "4chan" an insult on Redddit?
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They have a board where they save all our old posts and upboat circle jerk them to thousands of views
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>>37664013
How strange. Why don't they just read the posts here?
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>>37664040
They're scared to come here so they wait until only snippets are posted to circle jerk to