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They're fucking like crazy, aren't they...
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i particularly liked the part of this story where the girl's mom got the cops called on her for beating her and some shit that vaguely resembled sexual assault, so they put her in her biological dad's house with 9 other kids
eating squirrels in a cabin with pedophile teacher man is probably preferable to that
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>>35852075
He's eating her squirrel
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are they still on the loose? it's been like 2 weeks
What's your issue with this man?
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No issues. He probably gets laid a whole lot more than I do and I don't have a problem with him as long as he doesn't go out of my way to make me feel like shit.
We are from two completely different worlds. I think we could become great friends one day if the universe allowed it.
His identity is based solely on what society tells him what a "man" should be. He wears clothes that will make him look manlier and will do things that make him look manlier.
He has plenty of pride and self confidence but lacks wisdom. I feel no jealously.
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>>35851912
None
Chads were one of the nicest guys to me during my school years
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>>35852079
Really? In what way
"Friendly" reminder that if you are approaching mid-20's (as a guy, don't worry about having to put any effort into anything if you're a girl -- the catch is you'll never know true self-satisfaction) that your clock is now red and ticking.
I repeat, if you're around 22, your clock is in "panic mode". Do you have basically no interest from women right now? That won't change unless you change.
It's time to start improving yourself. If women aren't approaching after significant improvement, approach them.
You'll be 30 before you know it.
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Pretty true but most robots won't act upon it it. I wouldn't have believed it when I was 22. Now I'm over the 30 year milestone I realise how much shit I could have accomplished if I stopped the whining and self-pity.
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>>35851949
honestly, what would u have done differently?
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>>35851910
I really don't care about women, I just want a decent professional career
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this guy walks up to the girl you love, slaps her on her ass and tells you "you don't know anything about pharmaceuticals and I'm taking this bitch home to taste my billion dollar shlong"
what do you do?
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Martin is bro tier. He wouldn't do that.
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Demand he tell me his ethnicity.
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>>35851820
Wonder how he went from being a millionaire to a billionaire so quickly
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>flaking out on another interview today
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>>35851791
You're running out of opportunities.
Eventually, you'll only have yourself to blame. But I guess that's the excuse you need, isn't it?
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>>35851791
comfy anon
>>35851985
Why? Wageslaving sounds awful, I don't blame him.
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>>35852009
Ending up as a 40-year-old NEET doesn't sound too good either.
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Life gets better after uni r-right?
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>>35851788It gets worse. Cilantro.
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Life gets better only if you make it better.
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>>35851809
Thanks, Chad. Glad you're looking out for us.
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>docter gives me prescription for "Efudex" to remove pre-cancerous skin lesion
>after using it skin is smooth like a baby instead of sun ravaged
>still have a big tube of the cream left unused
>decide to use it on the bottom side of my penis to remove these weird bumps
>skin becomes red and enflamed (this is usual for efudix so I am not worried)
>becomes somehow gets infected even though my face didn't
>a bit of blood in my pee this morning and it hurts to get an erection
>too scared to go to my doctor and tell her I used my prescription cream on my penis
>can see lots of puss underneath the skin on my shaft that stings to touch
>tfw
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It's not like you were going to use your penis anyway.
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>>35851814
i do, I have an onahole
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>>35851758
Just go to the doctor. A little embarrassment is nothing compared to a broken dick
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I've decided I'd prefer to be girl. Wat do?
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>>35851710
kys in an original fashion
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>>35851710
Seek psychiatric help. You can't change your gender.
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>>35851710
do porn
original
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So you're a virgin and you meet a girl who's into you. However:
a) She's mixed race (black and white)
b) She has two kids
It makes no difference to me really, but how would you react in this situation? Don't tell me you'd rather stay a virgin.
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>>35851697
Oh yeah, this is a real situation. This girl likes me I think. I'm going to go for it and probably get shot down, but it made me think with all the rage posting here how many robots would genuinely turn down such an opportunity?
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Come on, I value your opinion, /r9k/.
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>>35851697
don't care at all about her race but the kids are a dealbreaker
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I love mama's milkies...
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momies are the best becasue they'll always love you. they'll never leave you and never hurt your feelings
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>>35851695
I love mommies!!!
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>tfw you just want to plant your face in your mom's thick butt
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Does loneliness facilitate degeneracy?
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>>35851629
Any society and individual that is not explicitly morally conservative will become more liberal and thus more degenerate over time.
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>>35851629
I think it varies from person to person. Those who lack integrity, morals and generally aren't very strong willed may be moreover prone to degeneracy.
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yes it does
i was literally trying to stimulate my prostate
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Any robots joined the military? Considering doing it since I've fucked up everything in my life, either that or killing myself. Anything about the experience you can share?
I basically want to be forced into being a normie.
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Don't join the Army, Navy or Marines
Sign up for 4 years, not 6
Research the jobs you want
Take everything your recruiter says with a grain of salt
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Anyone from Australian Defence Force want to chime in?
I've been thinking about joining the Air Force in some capacity.
Not as a pilot, obviously, I'm a brainlet and wouldn't stand a chance - but wouldn't mind working on their Comms equipment
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>>35851656
What's wrong with the navy? That was going to be my choice since it seems like the safest do fuck-all-est option.
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What do you dream when you go to sleep?
>Perfect 10/10 girl comes over for dinner
>I'm usually a good cook, but she tells me she's a vegan
>Don't know what to cook that's good for vegans
>End up making banana bread and bean soup
>Accidentally add ham to soup
>We're eating dinner, and she doesn't look impressed
>"I called my grandmother to pick me up"
>Lady walks in
>She takes my date away
>Her grandmother is traditional, and tells me that shes so fussy but she'll come around.
>Wake up
>Sick
>All these years on my own
>Fight my fight all alone
>Till you came. Don't you know?
>Baby, you're the highlight of my lowlife
>Take a shitty day and make it alright
>in every circumstance, you make the difference
>Baby, you're the highlight of my lowlife
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>>35851618
I have had some not-so-good university-related dreams on two consecutive nights. In reality, I graduated 5 years ago.
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>>35851764
>dream that I forgot to write an essay for x class
>spend what feels like an entire day worrying
>wake up stressed out as fuck
>slowly realize I've been out of college for over 7 years as I'm going through my morning routine
>huge sense of relief as I'm going to work, only to have it snuffed out by imminent wagecuckery as I pull into the parking lot
This ride never fucking ends
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>when robots still have the ability to dream
I'm dead inside.
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Chivalry Free for 24 hours
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https://store.steampowered.com/app/219640/
>Add Chivalry: Medieval Warfare to your account and play for FREE starting now until March 28th at 10AM Pacific Time! Once you add the game it will remain in your account after the free period, so don't miss out on this opportunity to play this first-person multiplayer slasher.
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Thanks, OP; it's appreciated. I just downloaded it.
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>>35851615
Cheers OP
Originaldo
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>>35851615
wait do i have to buy after 24hour period?
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Are white people inherently evil or is it learned? Throughout history all they've done is pillage and genocide, steal resources then claim all the credit.
I'm always wary around them just in case one of them is about to go on a killing spree
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>aztecs sacrificed people to their gods
>niggers sold us slaves and waged endless wars against each other
Boo hooo white man bad!
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epic antiwhite shitpost
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>>35851635
>colonized half the world and sucked them dry of resources while using them for back breaking labour
>points fingers at others
maybe it really is in your genes