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Very obvious trash.

Pursue only if you hate yourself.

>>35294599

You should put her legs in a duffel bag and throw them in the harbor.

(FBI pls no bully)

>>35294599
If this is true then you would have already fucked her. If this is also true and you haven't fucked her yet then you have 0 chance.

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I feel sorry for myself alot. I want to change but then I never fall through. Giving up is alot easier.

I come here to look at posts in the hopes of being similar but I don't think I am similar enough to be a '''robot'''. I know I have some level of willpower.

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But in spite of this willpower it is still quite hard. I can document my slow spiral into a kind of subtle insanity that is slowly growing. I lack energy, really to do anything about it, or maybe I just believe I am still salvageable?

I have recently been reading alot of Viktor Frankl and he advocates the need for a strong willpower and an attitude that veers away from the idea that situational causation is the main factor in how our maladies, or any kind of problem, develops. He argues that while it is not always factually the case, it is important that the individual possess that attitude in order to make any kind of personal changes, because it conditions you to focus on improvement.

no because its on earth.

heaven can be on earth, and heavenly delights,

but the "heavenheaven" i imagine is not like that :) we can float and don't look all weirdsurreal, we look better in everyw ay

>>35294502
>implying there is a heaven
that is a story for past fags to not become robots, now we have the internet and we can be miserable, yet you still choose to live in a fantasy?

Continue to fantasize about her in my mind

The truth is that the reality can't possibly be better than the fantasy

>>35294492
By violently skull fucking her.

>rape girl
>get arrested
>get prison'd
>get BLACKED

No thanks, OP

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NOW YOU'VE MADE ME MAD!!!! PREPARE YOURSELF FOR OBLIVION!!!!!! RAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH URAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>35294520
>reading this with a voice from an Elder Scrolls game
Made me kek my man.

>>35294439
yeah, IKTF

Always trying to reach out, but nobody returns the favor really. Sigh.

But that's just having the poor luck of being around dipshits who don't care

>>35294524
I feel that nobody really cares at the end of the day. If I don't offer my problems no one is really asking. Maybe someone will be like "how's it going?" What am I supposed to do be a des a queen and throw all my scientists at them? I set god dregs for this kingdom heavy talk for others, but nobody does for me.

jesus christ what a useless website. who the hell gets paid to write this shit. half of it isn't even right. buzzfeed needs to be nuked.

>feelsman meme

how do you

>>35294495
>he fell for the ironic shitposting

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i have, sorta

what i do is i stimulate it a bit before jacking off, usually for about 5-10 minutes or so
probably not as good as a "real" prostate orgasm but it makes jacking off 10 times better and i don't have to buy a dildo or something

>>35294423
Turns out I don't like having stuff up my butt. Tried it with my last GF and it just felt like I was taking a big shit.

>>35294423
Cant find mine, even tried a fancy toy, no luck

>tfw biologically cucked
Born to be a robot

It's all just a distraction.

>Video games
>TV
>Corporate music
>Socializing

It's all just a con.

>>35294404
>most movies have romance and love in them
>most books have romance and love in them
>cartoons, anime, comics, all have romance and love in them
>most stories of any media have romance and love in them
>most lives have love in them
it hurts to live

If you feel loneliness and have value for social connections you are not a robot.

I feel like I have gone through the depression/anxiety tunnel and come out with a lifeless husk of a brain. My last relationship with a very attractive woman had no value to me and I have stopped interaction with all of my friends because I no longer feel the benefits of socialization. Now I really only get enjoyment from hobbies and sex.

I just want all the women I've been in love with to be in love with me

>>35294412
It would be good if they slobbered on your cock, you'd be lucky to get that. Also sticking their asses in the air for you to pound away at their asses. You need to hear their moans

>>35294376
nope, but gets you closer

>>35294376
Yes, now get the fuck out.

unoriginal comment

No it doesn't. You have to have sex to lose your virginity. Getting a blowjob is not having sex.

>b-but it's called oral sex
If this is your argument, tell me of some other times you got hung up on words.

>>35294344
Whom last one?

>>35294583
some softcore pornstar I bet.

>>35294583

your dad bitch

>>35294306
If she was my dream girl i'd have to strongly consider it.

>>35294306
Why the fuck would anyone have that condition?
This made me really sad but gave me a boner too.

>>35294306
Nah, I don't like watching myself have sex.

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>>35294243
What do you like about Osomatsu, OP?

i fucking hate the artstyle of this show. everytime i see it somewhere i get irrationally mad.

Stop harrassing your co-workers op

>>35294214
They say that because you don't talk to them and kiss up to them, the other guy does

>>35294235
Did you even read what i wrote you buffoon? i don't talk to them besides when i arrive to work and that's to say hello.