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My girlfriend was asked to be her male friend's date for a frat Valentine's Day semi-formal and she said yes without talking to me

my girlfriend was invited to be this male friend of her's date at a Valentine's frat "semi-formal" because his girlfriend is long distance and would not be able to come.
They've known each other for a couple of years but it still makes me really uncomfortable and I think it's disrespectful to me and our relationship. This is a Valentine's day event, people will be there with girlfriends and actual dates.
Apparently he asked her "will he be okay with this" and she told him that "I wouldn't mind" without consulting me.

She told me all this earlier today and I just sort of went aloof and didn't say much because I needed to think very carefully about my words.
I sent her a message about how it makes me feel uncomfortable two hours ago but she hasn't seen it yet.

She and I had a very loose date plan for the day of this event (not Valentine's day itself) and I'm disappointed that this has now ruined them. She genuinely forgot about the plans (like I said, they were not set in stone) but I feel like I've been put secondary here.

Am I right to tell her that this whole thing has made me pretty uncomfortable? I don't like that she would go to an event as a dude's date, I don't like that she told him I wouldn't mind without consulting me, I don't like that it's a fucking Valentines themed event and I don't like that it has messed up what I had in mind for that day (go out for dinner and a movie, stay over at her's).

I don't think I'm being controlling by letting her know this (in a very carefully worded and calm way). I would speak in person but I wont see her for a couple of days and it would be weird to message/chat like I'm ok and then drop this shit on her.
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you should check out this board that's specifically for normie advice

>>>/adv/
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>>34721755
Youre a dumbass

shes a cunt

dump her you retard
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>>34721755
>She told me all this earlier today and I just sort of went aloof and didn't say much because I needed to think very carefully about my words.
This kills the relationship.

Trust me. Quieting your heart from speaking directly, and molding the words through your brain until they are "perfect" like this causes all kinds of shit and poison to creep into your relationship.

You should get mad when you feel like getting mad OP. This will give her a sense of borders regarding what she can and cannot do to you. We need these kinds of borders. If you don't show her your borders, if she doesn't know what is and what isn't ok, then before long it will feel like she's walking all over you.

In this scenario, you're right to be angry at her for spending this very symbolic day with someone else than you - keyword - WITHOUT speaking to you first. If you two are to be in a relationship, you need to start communicating like you're in one.

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What's the best way of physically hurting a female without getting into any trouble? (Just slightly, a black eye would be enough. No psychopath shit!)

Asking for a friend.
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>>34721727
If it's just you vs her as a witness so long as you leave no marks nothing legally can be done. Bruises take time to develop as well so if you talk smooth you have a large window. Pushing, shaking, things like that are good.
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>>34721727
A good smack in the abdomen.
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>asking for a friend
sure...

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Long ago, I came across an issue when trying to fap. If I want to cycle through images, I need to click, but I can't do that if I'm busy jerkin with my dominant hand. So I used my other hand, and it has actually inspired/helped train me to become ambidextrous.

Has this happened for anyone else?
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>>34721726
I always fap with my right hand on the mouse and my left on my cock as well.
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Just use an image viewer that has an auto-slideshow, such as honeyview
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This happened to me, but with brushing my teeth rather than masturbating.

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Why do I get the impression that everyone who spouts the 'praise kek' meme only started posting on 4chan in the last 2 years?
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>>34721695
Because the kek meme is only two years old you new faggot
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>>34721723
You think it's the posters who've been here for a decade that are making most of those posts?

I sincerely doubt that
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>>34721743
>You think it's the posters who've been here for a decade that are making most of those posts?

Yes.
Newfags are either Christians, old-fashioned fedoras or people who take their Paganism seriously. The "Praise Kek" crowd are the older posters who don't want to be associated with either of the three groups mentioned above.

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Alright, never lurked, first time poster after having a look at the catalog.
>19, 20 in two weeks
>8/10 gf left to go out of state for her music career, in lesbian relationship, still best friend over text/snapchat
>8/10 best friend didn't talk to me and then I'm an asshole and keep pushing for him to talk to me about what's wrong and now we haven't spoke in 5 months
>dropped out of college with 2.1 GPA and $5,500 in debt
>Dad just came back from the Philippines with tales of a shitty second Philippino wife that turned out to be a prostitute that left him
>all high school friends have moved out of state or 4+ hours away
>all college friends live far and barely have time to see me when I'm in town
>thoughts creep in of accumulating money to reunite with gf since she's poly and we've been away less than a year
>thoughts creep in that the only way I could have another relationship like that would be to become a full on libtard and kiss feminazi ass or to be born female
>thoughts creep in that I should kill myself, not because I don't have potential or because life sucks (though it does), but because a friend's recent death sparked potential in me, and my friends and family deserve a wakeup call

So, uh, post advice, similar situation, or the hottest porn you can think of.
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>>34721692
providing you are a grill, the guy left you because she wante to dick you but you were a """"lesbian"""" and """do not like dick"""
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>>34721728
Not grill, born or otherwise. Pan, so would take dick, but guy's rather straight.
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>>34721747
>Pan
>"Poly"
>Alternate lifestyles / sexualities.

Back to >>>/lgbt/ faggot.

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What is your biggest disadvantage?

>tfw skinny but muscles only get sore when I try towork out
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The genetics that I was cursed with
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I have rich parents

feels bad
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black manlet with aspergers and bad eye sight

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Lets make on reasonable discussion about women and why women are destroying modern society.

I haven't come to conclusion why are women like this either jews or cuck nu-males or both but women have no control over their impulses.
Thirsty idiots are showering women with so much attention that they feel elevated to point of god, even below average women will get so much attention that she'll think she is worth more then settling with 5/10 guy.
Women became uppity and demanding whores they get sense of they can do no wrong because nobody will criticize women truly. Have you ever hear anyone criticizing women? NOPE because we live in society where we need to be over gentle to women to not hurt their feelings, but when guy screws up you can expect to be Yelled at like you are last piece of crap.

Women have no self control if you let them to do what they want they will cheat you, lie to you, steal and will feel no remorse they will do they mental gymnastics and not feel guilty about it.

I have a lot of experience with women and I came to conclusion that they are just to dumb to let govern them self alone. THEY
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If you attempt to marry in todays society you are going against odds.

Courts and Cuck / females judges favor women then men.
If you see women excited about marriage and its trying to hurry you up in it that is a big RED FLAG.

NEVER MARRY
MARRIAGE is legal contract with state to hold power over you in time needed.
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>>34721647
>Courts and Cuck / females judges favor women then men.

Not only courts but laws in general.
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Men are in constant rat race for women approval and to achieve their expectations.

Do we ever have expectation for women then having pussy? Do we ever have standards how women should behave, how much money she should earn...etc NOPE

Thats why we have raise in KEK culture because there are some men literally ready to share their wife how low they fallen because they glorify pussy above everything else.

I am disgusted that we don't hold women to any standards they became worthless black holes who suck everything in path and give nothing in return and time to time they explode and make huge havoc

Women will become obsolete if we ever invent artificial wombs! They will do everything to stop this if it ever happens.

>wake up
>too tired to get up, but cant sleep anymore
>lie in bed for hours trapped inbetween sleep and real life

Who here /noenergy/?
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>>34721523
Its the worst during a stim crash.

its like having the computer on and overclocked with the screen off.
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>coffee doesn't help
>energy drinks don't help
Ultimate doom
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>>34721612
They're likely the cause

After 7 decent sized cups of coffee I know I'm fucked the next morning. Energy drinks arent too bad.

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Stop frequenting ROBOT9001.

It'll improve your life.
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suck my dick you double nigger i'll do what i want
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>>34721496
Fpbp

Spop
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>>34721483
stop telling me what to do you fucking nigger
it will not improve your life

Meanwhile, on the /r9k/ space station...
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>beeping noise over intercom
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I tricked all the femanons into going into Bay 75 by telling them it was a camwhore party, and then I sealed the airlocks and fired it into the sun
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>>34721437
Random true chicken story...

Chickens are HORRIBLE pets! All the disadvantages of a velociraptor, none of the benefits.

When I was 16, my parents left me at home while they and my little brother went the the Farmer's Market. They returned with a small box with air holes punched into it. Inside was an adorable baby chick. All fine and good except... we lived in an exclusive gated community in the suburbs of a major metropolitan city. I asked the obvious question, "what happens when it gets bigger"? No one was around to answer me because they had gone over by our pool to bond with the baby chick.

I was kind of taken aback. I mean, the homes in our neighborhood cost over $600,000. A chicken, really? What were we, the Beverly Hillbillies? The Home Owner's Association wasn't happy either, but they could do nothing. The restrictions only said that no pets over 25 lbs were allowed, but not what types. Theoretically, you could own a 25 lb. Spotted Ugandan Death Badger and they couldn't do a thing about it. To their credit they closed that loophole, but "Louise" (my mom named it after my grandmother) was already grand-chickened in.

Cut to 6 months later. The chicken now weighs 11 lbs and is crapping all over our expensive hardwood floors. My parents happily resolved this by hiring a carpenter to build a chicken coop/condo beyond the pool that was an exact miniature replica of our actual house. They also had our entire yard, 1.25 acres, fenced in with a 5 foot high cedar fence. All told, about $18,000 spent for the well being of this chicken. That might have been my college fund money they used for this project, who knows.

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>its anons father has asperger attack episode
I fucking have enough of it. He is at constant war with grandma, as when she buys fucking ANYTHING, he goes SHE WANTS TO PROVE ME THAT SHE IS STRONG BUT IN REALITY SHE IS DYING.
I ate few orange he aspergerily put out for her and he said 'OH YOU FUCKER THAT WAS MEANT FOR HER BECAUSE SHE BOUGHT THAT ORANGE THAT MEANS AND IT IS FOR HER, NOW I HAVE TO GO AND BUY ANOTHER ORANGE'.
I even can not bring a fucking girl to the house cause he will go out with his fucking questions which are very 'witty', but in reality just make you want to kill yourself.
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How long you have had to keep up with this?
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>>34721392
>aspergerily put out for her
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>>34721532
19 fucking years, but it has gotten worse.
I am leaving this house as soon as I can, also he is huge fan of polish equivalents of Alex Jonson and always go into the room and tells his own conspiracy theories.
What a fucking waste.

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>girl goes from blowing to kissing asshole
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>>34721382
When the dude won't shut up.
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>the girl is over 12
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>>34721382
I'm sure I'm in the minority
>most/the whole video is anal
I'm not a fan of anal.

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black people fucking scare me
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>>34721375
Get a gun. If you are white and they harass you, shoot them and claim self defense.

No need to fear.
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>>34721375
People fucking scare me. And yet I find myself wanting to be around them. But when I am around them, I can't look them in the eyes, or talk to them, and alerts show up on my vision begging me to get away.
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>>34721375
>black people fucking scare me
pussy

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>"oh anon, i dont know how you can go out with my sister. shes a chestlet. wouldnt you rather be with me?"
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Why not date both?
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Real girls don't talk like that.
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Pretty pathetic op

>be girl with huge tits
>millions of guys would do anything to be with you
>be girl with small tits
>millions of guys would do anything to be with you

>be short guy
>lol
>have small dick
>lol

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white people fucking scare me
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>>34721262
Same here. Why are they so deranged and violent?

And before you say anything, I am a white man myself.
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>>34721262
yo same, dog
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You're a cowardly cuck OP.

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