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> stop hooking up with fuckbuddy because she wants a relationship with another guy
> ask her how its going
> he will leave the country for a year so no relationship
>ask her wether we should hook up again
> she is down, but she still meets the guy

who is the cuck in this situation?
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you and the other guy.
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>>37816680
You should fuck the other guy and cuck her
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>>37816707
I see we're done here.

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how do i stop sweating?
>summer
>go to barber wearing khaki shorts
>after he's done take my cape off
>hands had sweated huge wet spots on my thighs where i rested them
>leather chair had droplets of sweat
>entire butt/thigh area of khaki shorts 100% wet like you had dipped it in water
>start crying and run away without paying and hide for 30 minutes waiting for wet shorts to dry up

haven't worn anything that isn't black since then and never go outside during summer if i go i stand in public transport and takeaway food waiting while standing

right now i'm in my own room wering only my underwear and my meme ikea chair is wet

how the fuck do i stop sweating it's not just swamp ass my hands sweat my legs sweat it's like i'm made of sugar and melting

>inb4 lose weight
i'm 6'1 140lb (severely underweight)
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>>37816671
driclor/odaban/anhydrol forte

thank me later
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>>37816739
my feet sometimes leave wet footprints, they don't smell though i never really got the smelly feet thing like obviously they smell as much as anyone else but it's not special

i'm mostly worried about other people seeing all the wet droplets it's like i'm a sponge being squeezed dry
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>>37816782
if that can make you feel better i love sweaty guys

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>may all robots be happy
>may all robots be healthy
>may all robots be free from suffering

How goes your day, /r9k/? I had another doctors appointment this morning, but I couldn't get to sleep last night so I had to have my aunty drive me in so that I wouldn't crash from tiredness. After that I came home and fell asleep for about eight hours. Now I've woken up, had dinner, and posting here.
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newfags' stages of grief

-denial
>probally wont be here for long, just checking it out

-anger
>whats up with all these people?!

-bargaining
>its seems like its impossible to socialize! how am I supposed to get a gf now?!

-depression
>i will never be able to be with a women

-acceptance
>i'm gay and is transitioning into a trap
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>>37816647
for me it went like this

-denial
>haha I'm not like these retards, just here for the autism humor

-anger
>what's up with these fucking normies?! robots are absolutely right about normal people

-bargaining
>wait how am I supposed to get a gf if I can't compete with Chad and Jamal?!

-depression
>I'll die a wizard

-acceptance
>I'm prison gay and will transition into a trap so I can get a bf

-redemption
>*accidentally gets a gf*

>the abyss
>still prison gay and would prefer to be a trap with a bf desu senpai

there's no way out robots

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I don't even know anymore man. My therapist asked if I was having any suicidal thoughts recently and I didn't even know how to respond. I just don't even know how I'm supposed to think or feel. I feel numb. I have no ambitions, or a desire to do anything besides play a game and go on here.

I've been sick for the past 8 months, being bedridden and unable to attend a uni. I've taken at least bare minimum 20 diff medications over this span of time. Too many operations to count, been to a Mayo Clinic 2 weeks ago, and nothing gets better. The pain only gets worse. Everyone on here complains about not having a gf or what have you but I can't work out and this pain makes everything feel so menaingless. I just feel like I am right now. Just am, nothing else to it.

Not to say "oh boo boo look at poor little me and my gay ass medical problems! That means I am le true robot" But I don't even know what I'm supposed to do or feel. People on here want a gf; that gives direction -- goals. I don't have any direction in my life and it doesn't seem to get better, as with my illness.

I just want to post this, I'm not really looking for any responses. Just a little comforting to type this out somewhere.
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maybe your feeling have shut down temporarily to protect you from the ordeal youre been through the past months. if your brains knows it will only get negative feedback when it allows feelings to form, then it might aswell not allow me

t. internet brain specialist
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>>37816675
Yeah that sounds pretty accurate
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>>37816709
you dont want to die, you just dont want to live like this and you dont know when it gets better. you need more time alone. some people go need a shoulder to cry on to get better, some people need to get away from everything for a while.

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Every morning my face looks like a swollen potatoe even when I take antiallergics and dont drink booze. Anybody else?
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>>37816533
So stop eating so much.
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>>37816646
Im not retarded. Im not fat. And I know what kind of stuff makes that face puffiness happen. Wanted to hear similar experiences

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hey Robots, I burnt my self, I posted this a few weeks ago >>37597155

I decided against all my friends advice and thought that may be it would work out. luckly we never got into a full blown relationship, but we did spend more time together, even cuddled, not sex, still a wizard. I thought we bonded, but then I told her I liked her, she said that she still had feelings for her last ex, which makes no fucking sense because she said it was a toxic relationship which is why she broke up. fuck her. now she told me to wait for her. I'm not. I'm going to respect my time. I'm so pissed and sad.
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>tfw your culture has been co-opted by a bunch of charismatic Twitter faggots with none of the social issues you have (which is why they are successful) and they spread your memes everywhere so brainlet blog readers and old people can follow them back to your board, where they post nothing of value and yell at you to stop looking at trap porn
>tfw you could literally create a political philosophy called 'Autistic Incel Loserism' and within a week of the media noticing that it's something different, the core tenets of AIL would be "respecting women, working hard, and clean living"
>you're not a PC, you're not an NPC, you're not even a mob: you're a fucking mineable resource
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>culture
lolok

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>Hippity hoppity, Anon! Get off of my property!
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>tfw eating king oscar sardines for the first time
holly fuck, the memes were real, this shit is delightful as fuck
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Over the summer your Lawyer dad gets new work doing some corporate bullshit job
meaning you have to go to a new school.

"thanks dad...you fucking sell out" you say as you approach the school gate.

It's the first day. The morning classes go okay. You know, whatever. Just your typical algerbra math garbage you're never
going to use in real life. During class Ms Jenson, a solid 7/10 (fractions are the only math knowledge you'll go
on to use), asks you to solve for x. How about "x= I don't give a fuck" you murmer before giving the correct answer rolling
your eyes. "Looks like we have a bright new boy in the class everyone, watch out!" Ms Jenson chuckles. "whatever you dumb
bitch" you say in your head. You still hate women ever since your mother ran off with the families black groundskeeper.
Although, you don't hate her half as much as the new bimbo your dad has married who is burning through
the small fortune you're meant to inherit.

The bell rings and you go to the lunch hall. You grab get your lunch: a scoop of mashed potato, a handful of of dairylea
strip cheeses and two desserts. You quickly douse the whole thing in ketchup before grabbing a 7up; your favourite drink. You notice how the
poor diet you have been eating over the last fours years combined with the 6 of hours of minecraft you play a day has started to give you a fupa.

You take another dessert.
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Now comes the moment of truth. You dart your eyes around the lunch hall desperately looking for an inviting face to let you sit with them. As you slowly
walk towards the empty table in the back corner you hear a voice.

"Hey Maggot!"

"Who me?" you say meekly

"my names Corey Taylor, what you said before in maths class was pretty rad. I fucking HATE maths as well man."

"thanks dude, dumb bitch had it coming hey" you say with increasing confidence

"yeah man sick. How about you sit with us you MAGGOT. Sorry man, I forget sometimes, maggot is what me and my friends call ourselves. we're starting a
hardcore band. We already have 9 members but we could always use another percussionist. You can just stand on the side and pretend you play something."

"yeah cool I love death and shit"

"yeah we also wear this sick masks" Corey says as he holds up a potato sack with cut outs held together with duct tape.

"oh..cool.." you say unenthusiastically.
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"wooooooooooaaaaahhhh duuuuuudddeeee!! Wait up!" you hear someone shout from across the room

"don't hang out with these losers bro" the man says whilst shoving Corey, passing the point of being just playful.

"the names Fred D, aka Fred Durst, aka putting my hotdog in your mums chocolate starfish waddup" he says as he slaps your arm violently before adjusting
his cap that he is wearing back to front"

"hey man nice to meet you" you say holding out your hand.

Fred puts out his hand to meet yours but at the last minute pull it back and says "psssyyyychhhh, ahaha got you brrraaaaahhh you pussy"

"anyway as I was saying Corey and his friend are fucking Losers, come sit with me and my homies. Sam was just saying how he touched Jessica Simpson's tits"

"well kid, who are you going to sit with?" Corey replies to Fred's remark.

The sudden realisation hits you. You know that this choice will not going determine the rest of your highschool career but potentially the rest of your life.
There is a third option you think as you look over at a weird kid sitting on a corner table. His name is Billy Corgan and you could sit with him but then again
you're pretty sure you saw him picking his nose and eating it in class.

What do you do?
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>>37815894
FUCK I WAS HALF ASLEEP AND DIDN'T READ IT ALL, I SIT WITH BILLY INSTEAD

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>tfw the only way to get a naturalized is to be married for 3 years
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>fathers day
>still live with parents
>they don't seem to mind, but they want me to at least look for a job
>more successful siblings come over
>i fucking forgot it was father's day
>siblings and mother saved my ass by buying me a card for my father
>so fucking disconnected i didn't feel comfortable writing "happy father's day dad!" on the card
>tfw
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>>37815583
shoulda just bought your dad some bee-...o wait you don't have a job.
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>>37815662
I'm too fucking tired of this shit to even get mad at you so true

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originari originari
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You are slaving for the Jew
Gotta get him nice and paid
Gotta get there really soon
He'll get mad if you come in late

Nothing is worth slaving for
No time to dwell on that
Gotta deal with some customer
And get treated like a big doormat

There's no easy way out
There's no shortcut home
There's no easy way out
Wagecucking is so wrong

I don't wanna do this thing
I ain't wanna be in no cage
But I'm feelin like a prisoner
As I'm slavin' for minimum wage

I see all the angry faces
They threatenin' to discipline me
Talkin about everything I did
I'm thinkin about the NEET I could be

There's no easy way out
There's no shortcut home
There's no easy way out
Wagecucking is so wrong

Baby, baby we can just stay home
And stay comfy in our beds inside
Instead of goin' down an endless road
Not knowin if we're dead or alive

Nothing is worth slaving for
No time to dwell on that
Gotta deal with my angry boss
And get treated like a big doormat

There's no easy way out
There's no shortcut home
There's no easy way out
Wagecucking is so wrong
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