"Alright, Champ. So we're here at the first of five places I'm taking to apply, and we're not stopping until someone hires you right on the spot. What do you mean you don't wanna go in there? It's as easy as walking in, speaking with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and telling him you want the job. It's as simple as that, Champ."
ok can we go to the flube store first?
>>38424206
check out their selection
Killer Queen has already touched the manager's hand.
Does anyone else find it slightly troubling that deep, emotional songs are big pop hits?
like it seems wrong for a passionate breakup song to be played on the radio and at clubs and shit
music is meant to be a sacred, personal sort of thing, i feel
if you love a song you should listen on headphones in your room and cry, not get drunk at a party with others and dance and shit while listening
big pop hits are made to be big pop hits.
>>38424165
Yeah popular music seems to be mostly about normalizing relationship failure, drug use and other activities that eat away at the core of society.
I personally really like Slayer.
>FUNERAL HELD FOR THE DEPRESSION OF MAN
etc
Most people don't listen to lyrics, look at Heya by outkast. Besides, the point of art is to transmit ideas and emotions, the more people listen to it the better.
>mommy just yelled "WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE YOUR BROTHER" to my sister
>>38424158
Go give your sister a hug and tell her she's fine how she is.
>>38424172
Wrong thead
>>38424180
Every thread is the right thread to let a girl know she's her own person and doesn't have to imitate someone else.
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/movies/la-me-george-romero-20170716-story.html
>>38424104
Not to be racist or anything, but why the fuck do Blacks do this to their children?
>>38424104
Don't worry; I'm sure he'll be back...
>>38424195
thanks for the Iaugh m8
how the fuck do I stop freaking out about the apocalypse?
>>38424103
Imagine all the normies getting their special little lives ruined. Won't it be great? You shouldn't fear it. You should welcome it.
By realising it will be the sweet release and not the bitter end.
>>38424103
What apocalypse? Everybody thinks an apocalypse will happen in their lifetime. Look at the religious nuts, the doomsday preppers. Humanity has been around for thousands of years and outside of the plague, i can't really say there's been an apocalypse.
Shit that you do that you think nobody else does.
>Sometimes when I see a word I don't know I don't look it up because I "don't want to rush through the content too fast"
>squeeze the hair follicles out of my ballsac as though they are pimples
And of course the weirdest one
>sometimes I look out of the car window and imagine a guy running alongside the car doing free running tricks and stuff
The last thing is something everybody did as a kid.
>>38424089
must be homosexual
scratch my asshole and sniff my finger
Have you ever been fired from a job? If so what for? describe in detail.
>>38424081
>Have you ever been fired from a job?
Yes.
>If so what for?
Stopped showing up.
>>38424081
Fired from a cushy job at the local kfc. I did odds and ends, shit none of the other staff particularly wanted to do. Swept outside, made up and put out the mashed potato, washed walls and windows. Shit like that, it was pretty good 8 hours a week for 150 bucks.
I got fired for pulling way to many sickys and actively clashing with a recent arrogant little fuckwheel manager. He never did anything to me I just took a dislike to him
>>38424081
I got fired from my last job for not smiling, which is bullshit.
It's one thing to make me suck a dick and swallow the cum, but it's an entirely different thing to make me suck a dick, swallow the cum, smile and say, "Thank you, can I have some more please?"
I have a very rare opportunity to seize a one of a kind piece of history. I won't say anymore, but I've verified it's authenticity.
I want to hang it on my wall, I don't really have guests anyway, and it's value may go up, even if it's people who just want to buy it so they can destroy it.
I think I might put the communist manifesto book I have subtly on the shelf below it so if anyone asks if I am a Nazi, I can point to the book and ask them if that means I am a communist. Or ask them if I can be both at the same time.
Anyway, I mean, if I wanted to have a nazi flag I would already have one there's nothing stopping me, but I really am interested in this solely for it's uniqueness. But no one believes me about my porn magazine collection I have for the same reason. Vintage porn mags are fascinating.
get it as a relic, don't brandish it or else you might get fined or some dumbshit like that
>>38424371
t. German citizen
>>38424041
Just buy it, don't worry about normies. If they try destroy it when your bring them into your home, you can pummel them to a pulp. You have your reasons, and as far as anyone is concerned its no one's business.
Why haven't you started a family yet anon? You ain't getting any younger...
>>38424035
Why would I want to devote 18+ years of my life to raise some ungrateful brat, much less a half-nigglet?
So you'll have a legacy, Billy, and someone to take care of you when you're older.
>>38424205
because you're a robot and a nigress is most likely the only girl who will ever be desperate enough to love you.
Pros:
>smart
>have good eye for fashion and color combinations
>well versed with 3D software
>unusually strong even tho i never work out
>good taste in music
cons:
>debilitating panic disorder
>fat
>small dick
>smoke like a chimney
>disorganized
>sleep schedule is fucked for at least 1 month at a time
>small hands
>large hips
>im a violent person but im pretty good at controlling my urge to hurt people
>>38423980
>>have good eye for fashion and color combinations
You forgot to add total faggot in your cons, faggot.
All of your pros are opinions
Pros:
>good family, even if I don't talk much with them
>not a NEET, almost with a useful degree
>not mentally ill, can cope with my problems by myself
>good at saving money
>average 6.3 dick
Cons:
>getting old, almost 25yo
>never had a gf, KHV
>skeleton and 5ft6 manlet
>shy and no social skills
>no friends
>not independent, live with parents and rely on them for basics stuff like food and washing clothes
>loneliness
>probably much more to say
Poast thos feels
>tfw you want smarter and more ambitious friends but you dont know where to meet them and even still you're too introverted to actually initiate conversation.
>>38423930
Also, have this
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
>>38423930
>cannot relate to any character in mainstream media
>but the bad guys
>tfw can't properly communicate ideas
>friends often confused because I will place two related statements together yet they won't get the relation
>excel academically but can't articulate ideas for shit
is this INTJ or just a personal problem?
I am very sad
dubs decides how I rid of my sorrows
strawberry jello
>>38423866
ssuuiicciiddee
>>38423866
Lots of original vodka.
Do any other anons have bent or /curvdicks/?
I think most people have that, either right of left curved.
Don't worry my little frog poster.
>>38424163
I regret to inform you anon but most men don't have curved dicks
>>38424237
http://www.nhs.uk/chq/Pages/875.aspx?CategoryID=61
How does one break an addiction to porn (interracial specifically)?
>>38423849
what is wrong with jacking it to interracial porn?
Stop visiting the orange boards
>>38423849
>(interracial specifically)
aint nothing wrong with international booty brah
Yesterday was my b-day so lets celebrate with some bbw's with HUGE TITS.
R9K, show me your best.
>>38423781
What the fuck is her hair? Lmao
>>38423781
Huh. She's overweight but somehow attractive. I usually harbour a silent resentment for the overweight but here we are.
>>38423781
>>38423803
dunno but those titties and that belly makes my dick go diamond..